chapter 7
Dawnleg: No better way to break in the new year than with torturing anime characters right?
PKQ: Right! Now, who shall be first?
Dawnleg:*notices Ed and Winry fighting* Hang on, there's something more important right now. *walks towards Ed and Winry*
Winry: I just can't believe you got drunk last night!
Ed: I wasn't that drunk!
Dawnleg: Dude, you were so drunk that you climbed up a tree yelled "OMG LOOK AT HOW BIG THIS BROCCOLI IS!" and started trying to eat it.
Ed: Ok fine, I was drunk off my ass. But that doesn't mean that I don't love you!
Winry: You and Roy were trying to light your burps on fire, saying that you were firebreathers and then Natsu challenged you to a flame off and you accepted! Even though you can't do anything fire related! You could've gotten hurt!
Dawnleg: Ed, she's only angry because she cares.
Ed: Your right. Winry, that really was careless of me. Please forgive me.
Winry: Okay, baka. I forgive you. *hug*
Dawnleg: Adorable, moving on. You guys have seen Flamepelt here and there but now she is joining us permanently.
Flamepelt: Sup.
Dawnleg: Not much. Why havent you joined us sooner?
Flampelt: IDK
Dawnleg: Gai, since you are no longer able to be a shinobi due to the injuries you suffered when you opened the eighth grade do you have any regrets such as things you were never able to accomplish?
Gai: I regret not being able to properly train my young pupil, Rock Lee….. I wish I couldve been there for him when he needed it most.
Dawnleg: That was very touching….now for something a little less touching…..Jenny! Get your ass over here!
Jenny Realight: What?
Dawnleg: *whispers to Jenny* *stops whispering* You got that?
Jenny: You bet. *pulls up Mirajanes skirt to show her panties*
Mirajane: Hey!
Jenny: Revenge!
Mirajane: For what?
Jenny: Ryuzetsu!
Mirajane: *pouts*
Dawnleg: Alright moving on. Shulk, Sonic, FIGHT!
-3 minutes later-
Announcer: And the winner is: SONIC!
Sonic: Ha!
Dawnleg: I only did this because I need material, we are not doing super smash bros again. Anyway, truth for Ash. Which girl do you like the most.
Ash: Misty? I never really liked any of them that much.
Dawnleg: Close enough. Medusa, why did you backstab Arachne?
Medusa: Thats easy, we never got along anyway and if I didn't I would surely be found by Lord Death, so if I win then I will do it.
Dawnleg: In other words you're heartless…. truth for Kiba…. NO! WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGARFINKLE! NO YAOI CROSSOVER! THATS NOT EVEN A SHIP! I'm hoping that you just mistyped something. Now the dares. Jigglypuff, can you sing for us? FML
PKQ: WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS! YOU HAVE DOOMED US TO AN INKY DEMISE!
-some time later-
Soul: *wakes up* What happened?
Dawnleg: *hands Soul a mirror* look and see.
Soul: WHO DREW A DICK ON MY FACE?!
PKQ: Jigglypuff.
Jigglypuff: *giggles*
Dawnleg: Fairy Tail, except Natsu, Gray, Lucy, Erza, Wendy, Gajeel, what do you think of you're edolas counterparts? (A/N: Im not doing the whole anime because that would take too long)
Cana: What a prude.
Juvia: HOW COME GREY-SAMA LIKE HER AND NOT ME? *cries* LOVE ME GREY-SAMA!
Elfman: He needs to man up, become a REAL MAN!
Macao: What's with the hair cut?
Alzack and Bisqa: THERE'S NOTHING BETWEEN US! NOT LIKE THAT ANYWAY!
Wakaba: What's his problem? Theres nothin' wrong with smokin' (A/N: I do not in ANY WAY approve of smoking. Wakaba, however, does)
Reedus: I wish he wasn't quite so pushy.
Levy: But I'm friends with Lucy!
Mirajane: There's nothing much different except for the outfit. It's adorable too!
Droy: I feel like I'm a bit cruel to Elfman.
Jet: Ditto.
Max: Cold.
Warren: I'm so….distant.
Nab: Don't overwork yourself! But I wish I had the drive he does.
Dawnleg: Final dare….OH HELL NO! Sebastian! Get some chloroform and a cloth!
Sebastian: Yes, milady. *gets chloroform and a cloth*
PKQ: Why do you have chloroform?
Dawnleg: *chloroforms self* read...the...dare…*falls asleep*
PKQ: That was weird….Sebastian? Can you pass the chloroform? Excalibur, can you tell us you're 1000 provisions and we can do 5 hour story time *chloroform* good night…*KO'ed*
-10 hours later-
Excalibur: And that concludes 5 hour story time. I bid you adieu.
Dawnleg: *comes too* Thank you Excalibur. I guess everyone else used the chloroform. Well, thats the end of this chapter! Please review!