A/N: After a GRUELLING day of exam study, I decided to give my mushed brains a vacation and write another *drumroll* Musical Episode. Bear with me, it may be a bit hard to follow. Words in brackets are what the fanfic writer types.
Thanks for all your reviews=^_^= Please keep 'em coming.
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Fanfic writer types: Harry, with sweat on his brow and determination in his eyes, takes out his wand and point's it straight at his archenemy Voldemort.
A strange smirk appears across Voldemort's wretched face. This is the moment.
Voldemort- This is the moment I have been waiting for! MWAHAHAHA! Say your prayers Harry!
Fanfic writer types: The two stare in each other's eyes, fixed on the hatred burning deep within the pupils...Then, instead of using their wands the conventional way, they turn them into...MICROPHONES! And begin singing-
Harry- War! Huh!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing!
Voldemort- War! Huh!
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing!
Harry- *now realizing he's singing* Wait a minute! What are we doing?
Voldemort- Huh? Wait- why would I be singing at a time like this? I've been waiting forever to face off to Harry!
Harry- It's the Fanfic writer's fault! She's nuts! Every time we face off, she has us breaking into song and dance- well I've had ENOUGH!
Fanfic Writer- Uh...Come on, Harry! It's funny!
Voldemort- No, not funny- warped. Plain ol'warped.
Fanfic writer- Well everyone needs a bit of warped humour every now and then. *mumbles* especially during exam time...
Voldemort- I refuse to sing!
Harry- As do I!
*The two leave from the Fanfic writer's imagination.*
Fanfic writer- Fine! I don't need you...I can amuse the readers myself. *She dodges tomatoes thrown by the readers as she sings opera.* Okay...okay...Don't waste good produce! I'll find someone to be in my fic...I know! Oliver Wood! Everyone loves him, right?
(Oliver Wood appears and begins singing 'I Will Always Love You' to the Fanfic writer.)
Oliver- Wait! Why am I singing? And where are all these tomatoes coming from?
Fanfic writer- *blushing pathetically* Oh, um...Keep singing love. The tomatoes are just from the insanely jealous readers.
Oliver Wood- Love? I don't love you.
Fanfic writer- This is my fic! Keep singing!
Oliver- No! You can't make me.
Fanfic writer- Oh yes I can! I could make you unicycle if I wanted.
Oliver- Uni-?
(Oliver Wood begins unicycling)
Oliver- AHHH!!! STOP THIS!
(Oliver Wood decides to admire the Fanfic writer's beauty instead of unicycling.)
Oliver- I am NOT admiring your beauty!
Fanfic Writer- You know what? You're NO fun! I'll find a different victim...I mean character.
(Oliver Wood gives the writer his wand.)
Oliver- Hey! That's my wand.
Fanfic Writer- I know, Oliver my love. Too bad I don't know how to use it. Maybe I could cast a love spell. Wait! This is my fic!
Oliver- A bit BAD fic if you ask me!
Fanfic- I have had enough of YOU!
(Writer uses wand to make Oliver disappear)
Writer- That's better...Now, hmmm....I'll go see what Hermione is doing.
(Fanfic writer sends herself to the Gryffindor dormitory, where she is babbling on to Lavender about some boring nonsense.)
Writer- Why did I ever think Hermione would be interesting? *sighs* I know- I'll cast an 'interesting' spell on her!
(A spell is cast and suddenly Hermione is interesting...Hey! Do I hear the tune of 'Leader of the Pack' filling the room?)
Hermione- Is she really going out with him?
Lavender- I don't know...There she is- let's ask her!
*Ginny enters holding a wand to hands too long for her*
Hermione- Ginny, is that Harry's wand you're carrying?
Ginny- Uh huh.
Lavender- It must be fun flying with him. Is he picking you up after school today?
Ginny- Nah uh.
Hermione- By the way, where did you meet him?
Ginny- *singing*
I meet him at the ninth platform
Turned around and smiled at me
You get the picture?
Hermione- Yes we see
Ginny- *singing*
That's when I feel for the Leader of the Pack.
(Hermione and Lavender snap their fingers, as Ginny sings*
Ginny- *sings*
My friends were always putting him down.
Hermione/Lavender- Down, down
Ginny- *sings*
They say he came from a Muggle town!
Hermione- Hey, what's wrong with that?
Ginny- *sings*
My friends told me to find someone new
I had to tell my Harry we're through.
He hugged me and asked me why
And all I could do was cry
That's how I fell for the Leader of the Pack!
(The Fanfic writer wipes away her tears...Poor Ginny...She closes her laptop...Til next time!)
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A/N: Hope you enjoyed! More to follow...Reviews welcome =^_^=