Chapter 7

All Sort of Crazy

BPOV

Sixth period was my free period. Usually I would go to the library and read or maybe do my homework so that I could be free when I go home. But since I'm stuck in detention, I won't be able to practice and keep in shape. So I ended up in the gym at the beginning of sixth and headed straight to the locker room to change.

When I got out I noticed the one and only, Edward Cullen, practicing his free throws. He didn't seem to notice me and just continued shooting the ball. He was doing pretty well. Making almost every shot besides one or two. I gently picked up a ball that had rolled my way and walked quietly to his side. When he released his ball, I released mine. Both balls collided and neither made it in.

"You made me miss!" Edward screamed.

"Well I made my target," I simply said back.

"Whatever. What the hell are you doing here anyway?!"

"I'm practicing as well. Is that not allowed?" I glared back.

"Well then this side will be mine, and that side will be yours," he said and pointed to the other side of the court.

"Whatever," I said and went to get another ball cart. For the first fifteen minutes neither one of us talk while we practice our free throws. It was somewhat….. peaceful.

And then I heard it. Way to jinx yourself, Bella. Should have knocked on wood right away!

"Oh, Edward. Edward? Are you here?" called a high pitch voice in the distance, "You know you can't high from me silly!" The voice giggled. I stopped shooting and glanced over at Edward. He had this terrified look on his face and it was somewhat comical.

"Shit!" he whispered yelled. "What am I supposed to do?"

"Who is it?" I asked quietly.

"Melissa!" he hissed. Ahh. Melissa Torri. That explains it all. She was Edward's number one fan! Her obsession with Edward was just plain creepy. She would followed him around school and stalked him. She built a shrine for him in her locker. No I'm serious. There's candles, incenses, and everything around his picture. The whole sha bang. Of course she couldn't light it during school time but I came to school in the middle of the night once to pick up a text book I forgot and noticed her sitting in front of her opened locker with the candles all lit up. She was touching his picture and saying things such as "precious" "Be mine" "I love you" "We'll be together forever." I remembered running away as fast as I can and never got my book. Got an F on my homework but I felt as if I avoided so much more.

Well Edward at the moment was freaking out. Melissa was sick for the past 3 days and didn't show up to school. I guess he didn't expect her to be back today.

"Where should I hide?" he asked in a whisper.

"Locker room?" I suggested.

"No," he said and shook his head, "that would be too easy of a hideout." He looked around frantically and then he dashed to the bleachers. He grabbed my bag that was resting there and ran to the very top step. He then proceeded to lie down between two seats with a raised seat covering him and took my bag to cover some part of his body that was exposed. How he fit between those thing was a wonder 'cause the space is small! I guess desperate times call for desperate measure.

Just as I was about to say something, in come the crazy woman herself. Melissa was actually a pretty girl. Standing at five feet and six inches with long pretty blonde hair and slender body plus a nice pair of boobs. However, if you look carefully at her eyes, you'd noticed there was something not right from the look of it. Yeah. Like how she's freaking delusional!

"Where's Edward?" she demanded.

"Do I look like I'm some kind of Edward tracker? How would I know?"

"I checked the men's locker room and he's not in there so I'm guessing he's here in the gym," she stated normally.

"Wait, you actually went inside the men's locker room to look for him?" I asked slowly.

"Yeah. I need my find my Edward. He could be in there."

I stared at her. She stared at me.

"I know where he is!" she yelled as I cringed. Sorry Edward. Tried my best. Well not really but I tried something. "Some sluts must have taken him into the girls' locker room and kidnapped him! I'll save you, my love!" she shouted and took a nearby broomstick and ran into the locker room.

Just as the door of the locker room closed, Edward jumped up from his hiding spot and ran down the bleacher.

"Run out. Run out!" I whispered yelled. He ran toward the door. I noticed the girls' locker room door opened and out came the devil.

"Melissa!" I all but yelled. Edward heard this and immediately hid behind the entrance door. "Were you able to rescue him?!"

"No," she said looking pissed. "He wasn't there."

"Awww" I said with fake sympathy. She noticed the tone and glared at me as she slowly approached me.

My internal voice was screaming at me. Run! Crazy bitch is coming towards you!

"Are you hiding him?" she suddenly screamed.

"The hell! Why would I do that?" I screamed back.

"I heard what happened yesterday and let me tell you! I am not happy that you have hurt my Edward!" she said. What can I say? I panicked and tossed the basketball that I was holding at her face. She fell to the ground with a groan. When she got back up I noticed her nose was bleeding. Uh oh.

"I will kill you to revenge for my Edward!" she ran towards me. Just as I was about to punch her in self-defense, Edward's voice filled the air.

"Help! In the parking lot!" Melissa stopped in her track and ran out the door screaming how she will save her soul mate from all the sluts of the world.

Edward came out from behind the doors looking relief.

"Thanks for not ratting me out," he said to me.

"No problem. I mean no one deserves to deal with that all the time."

"Yeah. When she first came to this school she looked so normal. So we did it in the restroom after school. Now she thinks we're going to be together forever. Worst mistake of my life."

"Well that's what you get for being such a manwhore." I said as a matter of fact. He looked as if he was going to argue with me some more but then I informed him that I needed to change to go to detention later.

"See ya," he said.

"Bye."

A/N I had fun writing this chapter. I'm so sorry I didn't updates for months! I will try and update whenever I can as soon as possible. Review please! I would like your input and comments on the story.