12. What if Greece's cat were stolen?
Greece was spasming on the floor when Japan walked in the world conference hall that morning.
"Greece? Are you well?" he asked bending down and grabbing the countries arm in an attempt to control the man.
"No! Where are they! Where are they!" he screamed frantically.
"What have you lost?"
"Mr. Sniffles! Snugmuffin! Harry! All of them! They're all gone!" he shouted.
He stopped shaking and sat up hugging his knees to his chest. He then rocked backwards and forwards slowly. This greatly worried Japan.
"Um? Greece? Have all your cats been stolen?"
The country nodded quickly still rocking at a constant pace.
"I'm sure they weren't stolen," Japan said trying to calm his friend down, "They've probably just walked off somewhere to go for a... holiday."
This had no calming effect on Greece whatsoever!
"I'm not really sure what to say."
Luckily another country arrived. It was Spain.
"Oh thank goodness!" Japan said hardly containing his gratitude, "Help him please."
Japan stood up pointed at Greece who was now rolling on the floor and sucking his thumb and swiftly exited.
"But what's wrong?" he called after Japan.
"Greece? What's up?" Spain asked cautiously.
"What is my reason for living now?" Greece said to himself.
"You've dropped your wallet? Your porn?" Spain asked nervously.
Greece briefly stopped sucking his thumb just to punch Spain in the face before sticking it back in.
"Hey dude!" America called from the doorway, "What's up with Greece?"
Spain sighed.
"I dunno! Japan was here before but he left quite quickly so I didn't have time to ask questions and he," Spain said gesturing to Greece who tucked himself up and hid his face behind his knees, "Just punched me in the face.
"I'm sorry I missed that!" Britain smirked from between America and France.
"I only wish you'd got to him before me! He might have made you more presentable with a punch in the face!"
"Ooooooooo!" America said like a primary school child.
"Well at least I don't look like a French arse!"
"Angleterre!" France screamed, "My 'arse' is beautiful and appeasing which can't be said for your cooking!"
"You want a piece of this too?" Britain asked walking menacingly towards France, "I'm just glad I don't have a girly name like Francis!"
"You see that line! You just crossed it!" France yelled swinging at Britain who dodged him just to be slapped by Spain.
"Fight, fight, fight!" America shouted.
"Shut up moron!" the countries shouted in unison.
"This is amazing!" Russia exclaimed, "All I did was steel a couple of cats and it's turned into a fight!" Russia broke into maddened laughter before running off with a box full to the brim and meowing!