Kaiba stood with his best CEO-in-charge-of-millions face, trying to ignore the two spirits sniggering behind him. Of all the things for those idiots to bond over.

When they arrived the shock of it had shut Bakura and Yami up long enough for Kaiba to have a go at yelling at them. It was eventually agreed that they all hated each other but they needed to get on with things so that they could all hurry up and get home.

After the argument (which had been mostly in Egyptian) the three of them had realised that they were being stared at. A man asked them if they could please stop yelling only to be sent scurrying away when the combined glares of all three travellers were turned on him.

They had arrived in a large building filled with some rather colourful people all of them dressed in robes. None of them seemed alarmed at the fact that two of them were see-through. In fact people seemed to be appearing and disappearing around them. Kaiba's self-control was the only thing that stopped him from twitching at all the blatant displays of magic.

The ring led them to an office titled 'misuse of muggle artefacts'. Between Kaiba listening carefully and Yami and Bakura going invisible and snooping around (Bakura rubbed it in Yami's face that he was better at it) they had learned a few things.

When they entered the office Kaiba told them that he was looking for a magical item that had been misplaced. He passed himself off as a lawyer representing the two deceased that claimed to own the item. Yami and Bakura had taken this as there cue to start sniping at each other in Egyptian. Kaiba had just been thankful he was the only one who could understand them (ignoring that fact that he could understand them at all).

There had been some fuss, the item had been found in a muggle attic and no one was sure how it should be filed, but legal jargon was legal jargon no matter where you went and Kaiba wasn't a business man for nothing. He filled out a few forms and one of the workers preformed an ownership-testing spell. The two spirits sniggered when the millennium rod pointed straight at Seto.

Kaiba took the rod, snapping at the yamis to shut it, exchanged some meaningless pleasantries and left.

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Thanks Dekoder11 for your review.

Kikoken I called it a flame because you basically said my story was a waste of space, but since you replied I hope I can explain. I don't really know all I should about this fandom, I haven't seen all the episodes and have only a few manga, but from what I've seen reading fics the names seem to really be authors choice so I just picked the most common. As for Zork, I know he was defeated but this is about the shadow realm building up like a pressure cooker and about to explode (the items need to be found to bleed off the energy safely) I'm sorry if it was unclear. I know I should have longer chapters but I just don't have the stamina, this way the story gets completed. Thank you for reading though.