A/N: So, I attempted something kind of different. This is Emma and Hook watching the Peter Pan movie together, and Hook's reaction.
Unfortunately, I've never actually seen this movie (Yes, I know, did I have a childhood?) so it was quite hard to write this, hence why I didn't post anything yesterday.
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Well...here goes nothing!
"Hey! How about this one?" Hook asked, pointing towards the TV screen. Emma had finally convinced him to watch a movie with her, and he was eagerly pointing to every movie that came up.
"Um, Killian...That's the Peter Pan movie. I'm not sure you'd like—"
"Peter Pan?! Who made a movie about him?" Hook raged, "That beastly boy doesn't deserve a movie!"
Emma laughed, and clicked on it. After having met Peter Pan for herself, she knew she'd never be able to watch this movie the same way. But, Killian had never seen it before, and Emma was already picturing his reaction to it.
"Well, you're in it. And so is Wendy and her siblings, and Tink, and the crocodile. Except that... it's an actual crocodile. And Smee's there too. Along with some mermaids, some lost boys and all that nasty stuff," Emma summarized. Hook became extremely intrigued.
"Well, no wonder it's so popular! I'm in it. How can they resist a devilishly handsome pirate like me?"
"See that's just the thing. In this movie, you're not exactly—"
Hook cut Emma off.
"Say no more love. Start the darn movie will you?"
Emma was already cracking up, but Killian didn't understand why. He just laid back on the couch, gave Emma a quick kiss on the cheek, and then pressed play.
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Peter Pan and Tinkerbell search the nursery for the shadow. Wendy tells Pan that she'll move out of the nursery and won't be able to tell any more stories.
"Pan and Tink... always knew there was something going on between them," Hook said with narrowed eyes, "Of course Pan wants stories about himself. That boy has a bigger head than his son- which is certainly saying something. And, is Wendy going with Pan...by free will? Stupid girl..." Hook commented.
"Killian, I keep telling you, Peter Pan's a good guy in this," Emma explained, but Hook shook her off.
"Peter Pan and good don't go together. By the way, where is Baelfire? Doesn't he get taken by the shadow before Wendy does?"
"Baelfire doesn't exist in this world. I had never heard of him until... well, I had a child with him and then Mr. Gold and I went to look for him."
"Baelfire doesn't exist? And Peter Pan's good?! How twisted!" Hook exclaimed.
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Scene switches to pirates, Smee and Captain Hook plotting revenge.
"That Smee I see there?" Hook narrowed his eyes. Emma was beside him in gales of laughter, and he still couldn't understand why. She nodded, but was unable to speak. "Then who's the ugly git in the red with the long hair and terrible mustache?"
"Look- look at- his- his hand," Emma choked out between her laughing. Hook's eyes widened and he threw the remote at the TV in a fit. The TV screen shattered, and Emma had to repair it with magic before Killian inflicted more damage over a kid's movie.
"That's me?! Do I really look like that to the people of this land? He's not even devilishly handsome! Although, Smee doesn't really look different. But, I- I'm dashing in real life," Hook complained.
"Killian, you're still devilishly handsome to me," Emma said, putting her hand on his shoulder. He closed his eyes and calmed down.
"Right— thanks love. But whoever this Walt Disney is, he's gonna get a piece of my mind once we finish this."
"He's not exactly alive to hear you out, but I'm sure his intentions were good," Emma laughed.
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"Swan, why were they all singing? Why was I singing? I don't sing!" Killian asked, bewildered when the movie finished
"It's a kid's movie! Kids like singing!" Emma replied. Killian raised his eyebrows. He still didn't get it.
"Yeah, and apparently kids like seeing people being fed to crocodiles..."Hook muttered, still bitter about his place in the movie, "and apparently they like Peter Pan, which is still the biggest confusion to me...Swan, this movie is messed up in so many different ways...It's bringing down the IQ of the entire town."
"You're just jealous that in the movie, Peter Pan was better looking than you," Emma cleverly pointed out, which resulted in a glare from the pirate that confirmed her statement, "But let me just say that in real life, you're way out of Pan's league- in a good way." Emma gave him a quick kiss. "But... we are never watching that movie again. I think you've scarred the TV forever."
Hope you liked it :) See you tomorrow! PS: Don't forget to follow and review and give me your ideas for drabbles and one-shots!
