I'm back bitches! Sorry I've been away I have had no inspiration and waaay to much school stuffs! Well I thought I shall write some as I keep seeing everyone else's fanfics progressing and I got sad anyway tis my birthday on Friday and planning to write a one-shot of Shawnee and a party of her own maybe :D good idea? Oh and of course I own squat! I just love me some batman!
BATMAN POV
"Who's this?" I asked Alfred, as I showed him the Gotham Gazette
Alfred leaned in and pushed up his reading glasses, "She's a-"
"Whoa! Leading a double life can really leave you clueless" Dick butted in, "That's that kid, you know the one that went missing 5 years ago, Shanice...Shanade"
"Shawnee. Master Greyson"
"That's it! Thanks Al!" Alfred nodded and left us too it.
"I see..." I took a sip of my scotch and,
"Hey, you know what's weird?" he leaned into me peering over my newspaper.
"I give up" I rolled my eyes, and placed my drink onto a coaster.
"That kid" Dick grabbed the paper from my hands.
"Go on..." he is not gonna stop now...
"She, well I could be crazy, but she-"
"Come on spit it out!" I know he's crazy but he doesn't have to make this story any longer
"I would if you would stop interrupting me for one second jeez!" I leaned in, "she would be the same age as that stitches girl, right?"
Leaned in,
"So, you don't think..."
"Could be..."
SHAWNEE'S POV
"EVERY FUCKIN' BODY DOWN!" I screamed in laughter as I was carried on Mistah J's shoulders one hand on his head and the other holding a big ass gun, Tear and P have been teaching me some acrobatics and I flipped my body over and flipped down in front of my partner, I produced a knife and skipped straight to the bank registers,
"Excuse me mister but could I have some money?" I smiled sweetly as I twisted toes onto the floor, looking as innocent as I could and with a gun and knife, it was challenging.
"Manners child!" Joker said as he held out a cork gun, at an old lady's face, HA! Oh the hilarity of he shoots now!
"Sorry... NOW! YOU SON OF BITCHES!"
He grabbed the cash and put it in a purple and green bag held open by a goon we hired, sturdy but the conversational range of a tea spoon.
"Go get to the vault Stitches! R and T should be there"
"'Kay! You ,you and you!" I pointed at three tough goons, the power! My power,
"Follow me bitches! Or you get cut!" ah I love my job!
"That's my girl" *SMACK*
"NOW!" I ran across the room and put my fingers in my ears as the grenade smashed the vault door open. Rex, Tear and a few hired goons went in with the bags to grab the cash, keeping guard, I listened to next door; Mr J was going on with some elaborate story about his scars.
"Awww SHIT!" Psyche whispered through my head piece. She was chilling in the van keeping an were out for the bat and the bird,
"There here?" I whispered,
I gave Mr J the signal and helped the guys with the rest of the cash.
"Now get the fucksickles out of here!" I kicked some guys butt up go 'help him' out of the window, gosh I'm so lovely!
I shipped into the main hall of Gotham City bank and grabbed robin by the hair as soon as he dropped in,
"Hey mister, stop ruining our game!" I jammed potato peeler to the side of his mouth,
"Control that thing Joker!" he screamed, "what kind of fucked up life have you given her?"
"Only the best that I could ever have!" I smiled sweetly and Mistah J winked back
"Why do you need her?" Batman said in his obviously fake voice, "you have never kept someone this long!"
"Annnd what's wrong with that? You have kept bird boy over here for a much longer time!" the Joker smiled and walked around to his left,
I dug my blade in further to the soft skin on his face.
"two bad you don't have a full mask huh? Bird brains!" I whispered into his ear,
Suddenly Robin kicked me in the shin, the bitch, and I rolled over to escape, robin grabbed me and shoved me against the wall.
"WHO ARE YOU?" robin screamed, I just laughed, "Anyone you want me to be!" I roared with laughter as he pulled my hair and grabbed a chunk out,
"UGH YOU DICK!" I grabbed my head to stop the pain, I maybe the clown princess of crime but fuck did that hurt
He let my go and I pulled out another blade from my arm guard and stabbed him in the shoulder. I ran to help Mr. J,
He was in a full flamed fight with Batman and it was getting intense, but in this job you have NO time to be slacking, so I saw robin and kicked him down a few times,
"Beaten up by a girl huh?" I screamed with laughter, he high kicked me in the chest and I flew into batman who just so happened to turn at the right moment, bitch must have sonar in his Halloween outfit!
"WHO IS SHE? WHAT DO YOU WANT WITH HER?" batman asked in some really serious tone, ha! Like that's ever gonna help!
"Bitch must have some pressure shoes! I moaned, "Damn I want some"
"Maybe for Christmas!" the Joker said as he slashed Batty on the face, he clung on harder.
"Ugh let go, I can't breathe!"
He came at him again but with a can of homemade laughing gas, that was sure to let me go!
Of course I am immune to the substance, but he didn't know that and he needed to escape!
He pushed me away and we all got out of there,
I jumped to the van as the thick fog of gas spread in the bank,
I sat in the back with Rex and tear, I felt blood drip from my face,
"Phew that was close!"
Ok I hope you liked it, sorry it was quite short but im rusty! . please read, review and tell your friends! A xxx