Thursday 9:21 p.m.
Okay, so I really need to write this in now.
A LOT of crazy shit has gone down in the past few days and I just haven't gotten the time to write it all down.
So here's the gist you may've missed:
Shulk and Lucina are now a thing.
(Surprisingly) Mona and Mac are something. (At least that's what Sonic told me).
Robin is acting salty.
"Mom" is lovestruck.
Pit is stupid.
Viridi's lame.
Kirby's new restaurant.
I gotta go to school soon. (Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-)
Oh, and let's not forget the greatest pain in my ass since the name "Pitto": Ghirahim.
He still hasn't posted my video up on Smashblog. Thank Game & Watch for that. But he still threatens to post it if I don't kiss ass like I'm suppose too. Now, I'm my own dad's bitch.
Fucking great.
That's all I can write (Daddy wants me for something. I hope he tells me to drop his ass).
~Dark Pit~
Saturday 2:47 a.m.
So… I have bad feelings about today.
So first, I'll talk about the Good.
It all started at Kirby's Eat Pot (Kirby's new and highly popular restaurant) YESTERDAY (Mind you, that I am writing this at 3 in the goddamn morning thanks to my stupid "dad"). Kirby gave me a tour of the place and I have to say, it's pretty freaking cool. (It has a Jello trampoline and a life-size chocolate fountain). I even had a meal there and almost cried. (The food tastes like heaven. And no, I don't mean Skyworld. I mean actual heaven). Kirby gave me the first meal free, since I was a good friend.
Which brings me to a bad point in the day…
I lost my wallet…
I haven't told Palutena…
I'm so fucked…
I remember leaving it in my room and then seeing that it was gone! I swear, if Pit took it… hell, if ANYONE took it, they're dead.
I'm glad Kirby gave me the meal free.
Lucky me.
After the glorious meal, I chatted with Shulk and Roy (screw Robin). Shulk apparently is enjoying his little connection with Lucina and I can see why.
Lucina is kind of pretty.
Just not my type.
I like girls who… well, are like me: Doesn't take shit from anyone, has a dirty sense of humor, like to be alone, and of course, has a sprinkle of emo in them.
There are not many girls my age like that in Smashington Lane though…
I guess I'm not going to be dating any time soon.
Maybe I should change what I find attractive.
After all, a woman with a good face as well as a body would be nice enough. (Oh Game & Watch, "dad" is rubbing off of me).
Which also brings me back to a negative point in the TODAY.
Why am I writing this so early?
Shouldn't I be sleeping in my nice, cozy bed?
According to Ghirahim: "No."
"Daddy Dearest" commands me to "earn my rights" (whatever the hell that means) and tells me (at 1:50 a.m.) to get dressed and ready to go.
Go where and why now?
Can't I just sleep till morning?
The angry sun (from Super Mario Bros. 3) isn't even awake yet.
What's so important?
How do I "earn my rights"?
Apparently, we're going to Hyrule field. (I already have a bad feeling about this).
Let's hope he doesn't kill me (or worse).
~Dark Pit~
Friday 5:00 a.m.
It hurts… so bad…
Everything aches…
My head is pounding…
My arms are scratched…
My legs are swelling…
It hurts…
What the hell am I even training for?
Dad is just finding an excuse for kicking my ass.
Screw him!
(Dad starts talking shit).
Excuse me while I go kill him.
~Dark Pit~
Friday 5:55 a.m.
Damn it!
Why?!
Why do I keep getting my ass handed to me?
He's just keeps beating the crap out of me!
To top it all off he has the balls to tell me "I won't entertain myself with trash. If you really wish to win, then I suggest you get stronger, Pitto."
Is he saying I'm weak!?
No.
No.
Freaking No!
I KNOW I'm stronger then some gay white demon piece of shit!
No more games!
I want a rematch!
~Dark Pit~
Friday 6:17 a.m.
Dearest Pitto, if you're reading this, probably means three things:
One, you've finally woken up. I gave you quite the beating now didn't I?
Two, Your diary has "mysteriously" fallen into my hands. Do not worry! If you're reading this now, it means that you have it now. I hope you're not mad at me! :)
And Thirdly, you're very upset. Not only did I give you a beating, but I still have the video, the satisfaction of beating you to a pulp, and the pleasure of writing an entry in your little diary. (I must say, the lies you've written about me are so exaggerated)!
But, I have decided on something.
I've deleted the video.
For what reason?
Well, I simply had no need for it. Not after I completely demolished your pride by beating you not once but twice in a training session. I think that alone is enough for me. After all, I am just a "sadistic fuck" aren't I? :)
As for your diary… well no use crying over spilt milk, right? I have already started writing after all!
The concern you have for you mother is something that I find irritating.
I'm not hurting her (in a bad way that is).
Please don't concern yourself with this matter.
It has nothing to do with you.
I have my reasons.
Taking over Hyrule just happens to be one of them.
Please don't think I'm doing this to be cruel.
Like I said, there's nothing you can do to make me leave.
My love for your mother is real.
It just so happens that I can use her assets at the same time.
Mutual benefit, yes?
Furthermore, don't think that this will be your last training session.
This is only the beginning.
Well, I've said all I need to.
Yours truly,
~Ghirahim💕~