Nereic: Please?
Gaara: No.
Nereic: Pretty please?
Gaara: No!
Nereic: Pretty please with a cherry on top?
Gaara: NO!
Mario: We'll continue this later... by the way, to some of you out there I need to say, Gaara will never be in character as long as he is in my stories. Enjoy!
Chapter Seven
Sakura sighed, she could barely sleep, her inner self and Shukaku were fighting the entire night. Gaara couldn't seem to sleep either, but he was used to being an insomniac. Sakura got up, stretched, and went to take a shower. Shukaku drooled as Sakura got in the shower, Gaara cut the connection.
'Hey!'
'What?'
'They were naked!'
'Your point?'
'Boy!'
Sakura got out, she knew Gaara had cut their connection. Sakura wondered if she could reconnect them.
'What do you want now?!'
'What do you think?! They were naked!'
'PERVERT!'
'Oh. Hello.'
'Busted.'
'Shut up!'
'Why don't you make me?'
'Boy!' Sakura giggled as the two fought, Inner Sakura enjoyed it while she could. Sakura went back to the bedroom to see Gaara smirking with his eyes closed, he was laughing inside their head, Shukaku was yelling something and Inner Sakura finally got some sleep.
'It seems Naruto lied. I cut the connection, you reconnected it.'
'I think my friend Kyuubi didn't tell him as much as I did to you.'
'You think so?'
'Yeah, hold on I'll go ask him. He's the one that knows all about this connection, I only know half.'
'How? We're too far away.'
'There's no such thing as too far away with us demons!'
'Big surprise there.'
'You're awake!'
'Duh! That's why I'm talking right?!' Sakura sat down on the bed and smiled at Gaara who smiled back. Shukaku ignored Inner Sakura and searched for Kyuubi's chakra signals. Apparently he found it because they heard Naruto thinking about something.
'Damn I'm hungry.'
'Naruto?'
'Sakura! What the hell!'
'It worked, I'm impressed Shukaku.'
'You too Gaara?'
'Hn.'
'What's the meaning of this Ichibi?'
'Just wanted to ask you something.'
'NO! NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH TWO PERVERTED DEMONS!'
'Hey, I missed you!'
'NO!'
'Kyuubi, I need to ask you how much you told your human about the connection.'
'Not much. -chuckles-'
'Get on with it then!'
'Shut up Naruto.'
'Gaara stop harassing Naruto.'
'Hn.'
'Fine I'll tell you the rest of your abilities in this connection.'
'ABOUT TIME!'
'You're hot.'
'GET AWAY FROM ME!'
'-ignoring Ichibi and Inner Sakura- What you can do is simple really. First you have the ability to cut and restore the connection. Second you are allowed to keep in contact with any amount of distance. Finally you can search out chakra signals you have already met and connect with them.'
'Okay, is that all you guys wanted? Shizune and Tsunade have come to check on my progress again so I'm disconnecting.'
'Bye Naruto!'
'Later!' The connection with Naruto was broken, leaving Gaara and Sakura alone, sort of.
"Breakfast! Get up you two!" Temari shouted from outside their door.
"We're coming Temari!" Sakura grabbed Gaara by the arm and pulled him into the kitchen. Breakfast was silent, Sakura and Gaara were talking to each other in their head, but Kankuro and Temari were silent. (A/N: I'm using the term 'their head' instead of 'their heads' because I feel like it!) Temari realized Sakura wasn't fidgeting at the silence, but ignored it, she could have just adapted to it. After breakfast Sakura and Gaara went off to their respective jobs, still keeping their connection intact.
Sakura sighed, she was exhausted, it felt like everyone was a pervert. Gaara was especially angry with the doctors and patient that treated Sakura like that. 'You know, you don't have to deal with the abuse if you let me handle this.'
'I know, but I'm sure I can handle it by myself.'
'Come here!
'NO!'
'Shut up Shukaku!'
'Boy!'
'Thank you!'
'You're hot.'
'Get away from me!' Gaara sighed, he was still in his office, but the connection made it seem like they were right next to each other. Shukaku was a huge pervert, Kyuubi was an even bigger pervert, and Inner Sakura had to deal with both of them. For a second he felt sorry for Inner Sakura, it vanished as soon as she punched Shukaku.
'Don't hurt me!'
'Stay away from me!'
'That hurt me too.'
'Sorry!'
'Ha! Come here!'
'For the last time, get away from me!'
'Gaara?'
'Hn.'
'Stop that!.'
'...Fine'
'I'm cutting the connection, I need a shower.'
'YEAH!'
'PERVERT!'
'So? Any guy would like to see a hot female naked!'
'Cut the connection please!' Gaara felt the connection disappear, Sakura cut it, Inner Sakura is now probably trying to get some sleep. Shukaku raged on in his head, Gaara tried to ignore it and get back to the mound of paperwork on his desk. After an hour or so the mound had decreased considerably, much to Gaara's relief. Then the connection was restored.
'Gaara?'
'Yeah?'
'It's six o'clock now'
'Shit!'
'Hahaha! You're late!'
'Better get over here.'
'Hey I missed you!'
'Get away from me!' Gaara scrambled to get all the things he needed before leaving, he was supposed to leave the office at five thirty or he would be locked in his tower. Gaara quickly used his sand to teleport to his room. To his relief it worked, the tower is locked so no one can get in or out, a barrier is put up so no one can teleport inside or outside. They must not have put up the barrier yet. Gaara sighed and plopped on the bed, he felt Sakura coming, but didn't bother to move. Sakura came in without knocking and sat down on the bed. Gaara stared up at the ceiling, Sakura laid down next to him and cuddled into his chest.
'Panda-chan.'
'Stop calling me that.'
'Why?'
'I'm not a panda.'
'Would you rather me call you Raccoon?'
'Well?'
'No.'
'Fine, Panda-chan it is.' Gaara growled, Sakura had put him in a corner again. She was giving him a puppy-dog face now, Gaara just stared at her.
"What?" he asked, Sakura shrugged and cuddled some more. She began to fall asleep when the Shukaku started to rage in their head.
'Take her!'
'We're right here!'
'No.'
'Panda?'
'Panda-chan!'
'What?' Sakura came up and kissed him, he kissed back. The Shukaku raged on in their head and Inner Sakura was cheering them on. Sakura sat on his stomach as they kissed, Gaara put his hand up her shirt, much to the Shukaku's enjoyment.
'Can I come out?'
'No!'
'Not asking you!'
'No.'
'Damnit boy!' Sakura laughed, then she gasped, Gaara lifted her shirt. Sakura smiled down at Gaara, he smiled back, she took off his Kage robes with ease. They just sat there for a minute, looking at each other. Temari called them down, they ignored her, Gaara and Sakura kissed again. Temari banged on their door, she was pissed, but not as pissed as Gaara.
"Go away woman!" Gaara shouted, he was giving the 'death glare'.
"Breakfast is ready!" Temari shouted back, Gaara growled.
"No killing family members!" Sakura said, Gaara sighed and got up, causing Sakura to yelp, she held onto him as he got his shirt on.
"Are you going to get off?" Gaara asked, Sakura blushed and got off. He kissed her before letting her dress.
"Well finally!" Temari said, Gaara and Sakura entered the kitchen. "Come on, sit down so we can eat." Kankuro groaned, Temari hit him.
"Why did you do that?!" he yelled, Sakura and Gaara sat down watching the two fight.
"You're a pervert." Temari said with a smile, Kankuro growled.
Gaara sighed, once again, Shukaku was harassing Inner Sakura, and, once again, the mound of paper on his desk grew. Then he heard Naruto's voice in his head, 'Gaara!'
'What?'
'Some of my men captured a ninja from the Sound! He said Orochimaru is coming to destroy Konoha!'
'You'd better not be joking.'
'Gaara! We need help! Some of our scouts say that an army of Sound ninja are headed this way, there are too many for us to handle!'
'Alright I'll get someone to scramble our ninja's.'
'Naruto?'
'Sakura! Can't talk right now!'
'Whats going on?' (Inner Sakura)
'You're hot!' (Ichibi)
'Get away from me!' (I.S)
'Hey I missed you!' (Kyuubi)
'Go away!'(I.S)
'Naruto, Suna will assist you.'
'Thanks Gaara, Shizune and the hag are back so I have to go.' The connection was cut, Gaara shouted for a messenger.
"Yes Lord Kazekage!" A Jonin ran in.
"Konoha needs our assistance! Get as many Jonins and Chuunins as you can and prepare to leave for Konoha!" Gaara shouted, the Jonin didn't bother to ask him how he knew and did as he was told. An hour later Gaara was told they were ready to leave and asked for other orders.
"I'm going as well, get them at the gate." Gaara said, the Jonin nodded and ran off, Gaara close behind.
'Be careful.'
'I will.'
'I'm going to miss you!'
'Go away!'
'Gaara?'
'Yes?'
'I love you.' Gaara froze for a second.
'I love you too.'
'Goodbye.' Their connection cut off, Gaara left for the gate.
When he reached the gate he saw the Jonins and Chuunins were prepared to leave. The gate really wasn't a gate, just an alley surrounded on both sides by stone. Gaara signaled for them to take off, the ninja's took off, Gaara at the front.
End of Chapter
Gaara: NO!
Nereic: YES!
Gaara: NO!
Mario: Just do it already!
Gaara: -growls- Fine.
Nereic: YEAH!
To Be Continued...