0.0 x 0.0 x 0.0 x 0.0 x 0.0 x 0.0 x 0.0 x 0.0 x 0.0

"So all I have to do is give this to her"

"That's all."

"Are you sure"

"That's all, I swear."

"But what if she dosen't like it"

"She will. Trust me." Sota nodded his head.

"Alright, so then, every thing else is set"

"Yep, just give it to her, and we're all done."

"You're absolutly sure she'll like it, right"

Sota was getting tired of all of Inuyasha's questions. "Right."

"Okay, I'll give it to her tomorrow wile we're hunting shards."

"And I'll take care of everything else" Sota cheered. "Oh and before I forget, are you going to hold up your end of the bargain"

"Yah, don't worry, I'll scare the crap out of that bully."

"But you won't hurt or kill him, right"

Now Inuyasha was getting tired of Sota's questions. "Yah yah, shitless, not lifeless."

"Good" Sota clapped his hands and ran off to prepare as Kagome walked in with Shippou on her shoulder. (a/n)fully clothed, you hentias:everyone shouts: look who's talking!)

Kagome got big puppy-dog eyes. "Pweese Inuyasha, can we say just a wittle longer" Kagome even stuck out her lip for effect.

He hated it when she did that; she almost always got what she wanted. "Okay, fine. Just don't do that any more"

"Thank you" She ran up and threw her arms around his neck. Some times watching Shippou wasn't such a waste of time after all.

"Uh.." Inuyasha was blushing badly again.

Kagome let go of Inuyasha. "Shippou and I are going to the mall, c'ya"

"BEG" Kagome crashed into the floor and Shippou was hurtled onto the couch. "Oh no you're not! Not without me at least."

"Oww, Inuyasha! Was that entirely necessary"

"No, but I was bored and I hadn't done that in a long time; and I can always make you leave right now instead of later."

"Alright, you can come too." Kagome got up and rubbed her abused butt. "Don't kill anyone, okay"

"I can't make you any promises."

"PLEASE"

"Oh all right! I won't kill anyone! Happy now"

"Yes, very." Kagome went over to the couch, picked up the unconsous Shippou and took hold of Inuyasha's hand as they left the room and walked to the mall.

:Meanwhile:

"I wonder what's taking Inuyash so long to bring back Kagome and Shippou"

"I was contemplating the same thing Sango. Let us pray they haven't fallen under some shape of misfortune."

"Hmm.. AAKK! Hentai" :slaps"Can you ever be serious for one second you perverted monk"

Miroku just chuckled and rubbed his sore cheek.

:At the mall:

"What's this"

"What does this do? AAAHHH! Kagome! Save me"

"This thing smells weird, is it safe"

"SAVE MEEE"

"I don't thing this thing is safe, let's go back home."

"WAAAA! KAGOMEE, HELP"

"WILL THE TWO OF YOU CALM DOWN! People are starting to stare" Kagome walked over to the crying Shippou who had got his tail caught in an electrical gumball machine and freed him from his torture. Then she walked over to the odd Honyou(half demon) that had been sniffing at the camera stand and grabbed his hand.

":sigh: I can't take you two any where, can I"

Inuyasha folded his arms and turned his head. Shippou just tried to re-fluff his poor tail.

Kagome rolled her eyes. "I guess that's a no."

Shippou suddenly stood straight up, nose in the air, and started to sniff. His eyes got big and round and his mouth started to water.

"CHOCOLATE"

Luckily for Kagome, (a/n)and her poor wallet!D) Inuyasha got a hold of Shippou's tail before he could skyrocket into the candy shop and eat every thing.

Shippou's arms were flailing in the air and his eyes got watery.

"Cho-ch-cho-co-late..:sniffs: WWAAAA! CHOCOLATE! I WANT CHOCOLATE! WAA" And just like that, Shippou was knocked-out by Inuyasha.

"That ought to shut him up for about a hour." Kagome just stared at him, it looked like she was about to say 'sit', but she remembered that she was no longer the subduer, but the subduee. (a/n) sub-do-ee; and WTF!) Inuyasha saw the "sit" look in her eye and laughed in her face.

"HA HA HA! You were going to sit me, huh? HA HA HA HA! That's so funny! OOO- I can't breath! Ha ha, I can't breath" Inuyasha was laughing hysterically now. "Can't, breath, can't, breath- OOOWW, KAGOME! BEG BEG BEG BEG BEG" Kagome had just hit him hard on the head. A large red bump poked out from his silver hair.

"IEEEEEE" :CRASH"Oow; THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LAUGHING AT ME! It's an instant reflex; if a demon came charging at you, you'd pull out the Tetsusaiga, or crouch, or something! Same with me, if you hit Shippou, I instantly sit you."

"Well don't ever brake that habit; that look you get when you relies you can't sit me anymore is sooo priceless" :SMAT"Beg." 'I'm getting sick of this, if she won't listen to me; then she doesn't want to be here that much.' Inuyasha picked up Kagome and threw her over his shoulder without another word.

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SMAT!SMAT!SMAT!

0.0; um.. What is wrong with you now?

Oh, ya'know, nothing new. Same old same old..

0.o.. k. I have something important to tell the nice not-as-insane-as-us-people, so if I can please tell them..

Sure! AND HI NOT-AS-INSANE-AS-US-PEOPLE!

.. As I was saying; I am basically running on empty right now, I miight have to end the series soon. SEND ME IDEAS OR SUFFER THE CONCIQUENCES!

You done yet?

Yes. But now that I think about it, you interrupting my not-threat seems even less effective when I have to backtrack on it. :gazes at people reading the chapter: I'm going to shut up now before I start to destroy any of the little dignity I have might have left.. Crap.

(totally off subject, but, if anything in this chapter said anything about sake, just ignore it.)

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