Chapter 6:You know your fierce, MM!
The drive after that was smooth...until we came to another thing that would scare the goodness out of anyone (okay, okay, just me!). We came to...(*whispers*) a mall! This is basically what happened:
"HARU-CHAN! Can we stop I need to pee!" Natsuki yelled into my ear. I jerked the wheel to a right and went to the exit. Right then, we came to a mall that said 'OH SHIT! MALL'... yea we sweat-dropped at it, too. Though it was weirder for me since they put their hands over my ears when Nagi was dumb enough to say it...yea I sweat-dropped at that too! :) Anyways, we pulled in to the lane in the back of one of the stores. In truth, I didn't want to let them off the buss because I felt something bad was going to happen, but Natsuki had to pee and I didn't want my buss smellin' like urine, okay! Jeez, tough crowd I have!
I opened the bus door and they all went out and left me as the caboose as I tried to keep up with them. We walked in the store and it was ransacked. There were no clothes on the hangers, no food where it was supposed to be, and, most importantly...THERE WERE NO CD'S! Well, and people if you count that as 'important.' They looked around in awe and we walked all over the store as it was chained off with the security wall into the actual mall part. Well, they looked around. I sniffed the air discreetly and stayed in my place. The air smelled of sulfur and...cherry blossoms with peach (A/N: Victoria Secret's 'Love Spell' BOOYAH! Got it for my birthday! MMhmmm, you know dats right, girlies! Sorry, ghetto moment...and that sounded racist...sorry!).
Why does it smell like rotten egg when...ohh..Only one person I know would shoplift a place like this and live here for ninety days while its 'closed' for 'extermination'... A big ass smile graced my face and I took a deep breath and shouted so loud, zombies three miles away would have heard me(!)(while the others had their backs to me): "OHHH, TOOOOOTTTLEEESSSSS!" They all jumped and looked at me like I was crazy...wow I'm like so OOC [A/N: you know who you are, you cool ass person who told me this ;)].
Then, a loud boom came from the wall. The boys and teachers gathered around me, hiding me from view, so when I heard a loud 'CRASH!' assumed it was from Tootles. Tootles was (and still is) one of my closest gay friends. He's like, the total fashanista and I come to him whenever I need it...but the thing is about him, is that he's a trained Hacker, one of the best. He was one of my partners over the couple years in Japan. I stole, planned, hit, and grifted all those 'jobs' while he helped me hack into the cameras and everything! Best friend a girl with no money and impatience will ever need! ;) Also, a little thing to know about him is that he's African American and he's like...um...what's that word?...He's like a total geek and doesn't know who I am now and who these boys are (more on that later).
"Someone call me?" a girly-Manish voice asked. I stepped out of the little circle they made and smiled at Tootles. He looked at me, put his hands up and said, "Ah heelll no, girl. You just think you can come in here, and be all like 'oh my goodness its all ruined' and be all that bullshit, you can say bye-bye to me. And bringing all your white ass, Japanese friends in here too? Ah hells no! Mm, o my god you boys are mighty fine!" He said, winking at the end. I laughed and ran to him. He opened his arms wider as I landed and spun me around.
Then, police sirens went off... I know, very random, but they did. Tootles dropped me and I stood on my shaky legs. Then, all the police people came in with black guns and black clothes all yelling, "Hands in the air where I can see them!" I ran quickly and hid under the cashier's desk while everyone else put their hands up. Then, a man came up and pointed a gun at Tootles. (A/N: Do not own next part, found it on deleted scenes of Leverage and decided to use it! Not mine at all!)
"Hold up, I'm sorry. I-I re-really don't like what I'm seeing here. Wh-what happened to equal opportunity? Okay, I see one brother-(*turns and looks at a man like him*)what's up, black? How you doin? You feel me- you know, but-but brother, where's everybody else? What about the Mexicans? They can climb like nobody's business! And the Asians! The Chinese, they can kick ass! Have you seen Dragon Guiling's Story? Brother it's (*starts moving feet*) on it, pop it, its going. What about the Native American's brother? When they run out of bullets, they will chuck a rock 'BOOM!' Accuracy, I'm just saying this looks very unfair to me. It pisses me off, you know what I'm sayin'. What about my Tacoma brothers and everybody else that deserve a job, too?"
"Give me the girl, or I open your head," the man said, pressing a gun under Tootles chin. Tootles stares straight ahead, takes a deep breath, and says to him something that I wanted to laugh at so hard, but I couldn't.
"See you ain't brush your teeth this mornin'," he said, and the man looked at him challengingly. "Okay, Haruka, you can come out!" I come out from under the desk and everyone looks at me. I feel my face turn blank and thought of something awesome to say. (A/N: Also not mine, but from the same thing but near the end).
"You know what man?" I took a deep breath, jutted my hips out a little, and started speaking like Tootles. "I just have to say you guys are too cute. Seriously. Seriously. The black thing, matching...amazing. Fantastical! It's-oh my God, Justin Timberlake should dedicate his next ten lives-years of his life to this. It's amazing. You, sir, (*pointing to the man pointing the gun under Tootles chin*) the bone structure, oh my God, Vogue. Do it! Work it out! You know, you could be TQ. I see it all over you, ALL over you. Boys with guns (*laughs*) playground, hello! Mm-hmm! Party time, this is fantastical!"
"Shut your mouth!" he said and pointed the gun at me.
"You know you're fierce, mm!" I said in a statement like tone and leaned on the counter. He came up to me and pulled me away by my hair. I stepped hard on his foot and he let go and stepped away. I frowned at him and said menacly in my regular voice. "I don't like guns or people touching my hair... well except my boys and Tootles, but anyone else, hell to the no! So, when you put your nasty ass hands at your side and stop pointing your puny ass gun at me, then maybe you wont hurt as much." My boys and teachers looked surprised at that part, but I could tell from the corner of my eye that when I was talking like Tootles, they were very amused. The man pointed the gun at me again, pointing it straight at my forehead, the barrel of the handgun touching it. I sighed, narrowed my eyes, and used my leverage.
20 Minutes Later
The men that had the guns were sprawled out on the floor and more men were coming. So, since every exit was blocked by the men, we all went to the roof.
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