Prankity Prank Prank Prank

Authors Note: Hey all! It is Monday, February 23, 2015 and here is the updated chapter. Unlike the rest, this chapter is much much shorter. I don't like the prank that was originally written, and there is not further I can go without taking out the next chapter. However, once the next chapter is done my chapters will no longer be so short since there is a lot more to them.

If you've already read then you know who is coming, if you haven't, get excited! She's one of my favorite characters. Have a great night and as always feel free to message me.

"Liiiiillllyyyyyy," Moaned Sirius the following morning, his puppy dog eyes wide and his demeanor like a bored child. "Come ooonnnnn!"

"Sirius," Said an exasperated Lily, sitting at the table in the Gryffindor commons. She had a couple of books in front of her, all open as she used them to write notes to study with. "I have to study for finals! You know, NEWT classes next year?"

"Those are months away," Said James, tag teaming with Sirius. That's usually what happened in situations like this.

"Look, I am busy, you two go away, become gay lovers or something." Said Lily, shoo-ing them away. They didn't move a centimeter, she groaned. "Seriously! I need to study, so join me or go away!"

"But Lily-Flower," moaned James, "Mooney is getting back tonight and it is no fun when he is around within the months around the finals!"

"That's because Remus is responsible," Said Lily. She was actually looking forward to Remus getting to Hogwarts, he was a good study buddy.

"But Sirius-ly," Said Sirius, "This time of year you two become Mr. and Mrs. Heads in training. You're absolutely no fun to be around."

Lily groaned, realizing that no matter what they were not going to drop it. When she looked at her notes she realized that it was best to wait for Remus' notes anyway, so she would have three points of reference (her notes, his notes, and books). With an annoyed huff, Lily relented. "Fine, but when Remus gets here it's hard-core study. Hard. Core." She gave them a very serious look and the two winced, realizing now that they had awakened the study beast.

James laughed and whooped, deciding it was best to not dwell on the now unavoidable future. "Yes!"

Lily laughed at his enthusiasm as she marked her page and closed her Transfiguration book, following suit with the other books she had out and putting her work into a neat stack. Once she was done she pushed it off to the side and waved her wand, putting a charm on the stack to essentially lock it until she returned.

"So, what are we going to do?" She asked, standing up and then turning to face them as she sat on the edge of the table. She leaned on her hands slightly, and James couldn't help but want to 'oogle' her at the moment. Her hair was in a messy bun, allowing her face to be shown. Her face, of course, included her lips which were particularly distracting today due to the dreams he had spent the night before having.

"Well," Said Sirius, "I think we should play Norris." James laughed, and Lily shook her head in dis-areement.

"You know, I really don't want to play that." Said Lily, thinking of the many times before that they had. Living right by the forbidden forest, the Marauders had a habit of changing into their animagus forms and running about the school. People always just assumed it was a stag and some stray wolf. "It's kind of cruel."

Sirius laughed, "You only say that because you are all buddy buddy with Mrs. Norris." Sirius, on his part, loved chasing around Miss. Norris. It could be because he was a dog, it could also be because was by far the worst animal on the planet.

"Yea," Said James, agreeing with Sirius."Whiskers and Mrs. Norris are friends, and it makes you feel bad."

"Well," Said Lily, "Yea, but if you would meet her as a cat you would like her." Miss. Norris had liked Whiskers, Lily's fox form, for a long time.

Sirius lightly growled, "Well, I have to say, I don't like her so much."

"Whatever," Said Lily, signaling that she was done and that was not what they were going to do. "How about Animagi tag?"

James nodded, "Not bad, I love when people see a stag and don't know what to do."

Lily laughed, and remembered the whole process the year before of becoming Animagi, and then the process of explaining that they really needed to become registered. She then yelled "NOT IT" changed into her fox form, which looked much like a kitten because she was only sixteen and most people that saw her form didn't know what a fox looked like, and ran out of the room to go hide.

"NOT IT!" Yelled Sirius, taking advantage of James' daydreaming about Lily (which he did really all the time, it was obsessive), who then turned into his dog form and ran out of the room.

"Bugger," Said James, who turned into his stag form and followed them out of the room. He stopped in the common room and stomped his hooves very loud 100 times before chasing after them.

Lily ran all the way to the transfiguration room, her soft claws out scratching the floor (she like Miss. Norris, not Flitch) and then sat on McGonagall's desk. The kitten like fox grinned, an odd sight indeed, and then curled up. Lily was relying on McGonagall's habit to sleep on her desk to hide her, hiding in plain sight, a very Lily tactic.

Sirius never even left the common room, he had hidden under the couch and when James left, he followed him around covertly, a very Sirius tactic.

James, of course, did not even look for them and purposely went near Mrs. Norris and various other places Sirius did not like to be, a very James tactic.

The game continued for the next couple of hours, within that time Lily fell through a trip step, Sirius never hid, and James walked into a teacher meeting, in which the Headmaster winked at him and Poppy screamed (apparently she had a phobia of stags due to a childhood trauma). However, as it was about to be dinner, the three Quidditch players stopped their long overdone game to go pick up Remus at the Hogsmead station. However, once they got there, the three decided they were going to pull a prank on the un-expecting werewolf.

First step was to knock him out, so, with a strong stupify spell, Sirius knocked him out. From there they levitated him to their dorm.

After a quick brainstorming session, the group decided to change places with each other. Using a batch of polyjuice potion that Lily had leftover from potions class they all switched. James turned to Sirius, Sirius turned to Remus, Remus turned to Lily, and Lily turned to James. They all switched clothes, Lily closing the curtains on the bed when she changed Remus, though Sirius was good about not sneaking a peak. James, however, was very interested in seeing Lily's fully naked body.

"So we wake him up, and act like we are each other?" Lily said, not quite used to being a man.

"Li-James," James (who looked like Sirius) said. "You're going to need to work on your voice."

Lily-James nodded, pulling out her-his wand and doing a charm to deepen her-his voice.

"Okay," Sirius-Remus said, "Let's do this."

Authors Note: So, a fan that is awesome by the nick-name/username of "Jily" commented, so true to my word I posted this chapter, I hope you like it! Also, the rule still stands, if you reply you get the chapter within a day of the reply, :D. Also, let's see how many people we can get to reply, yeah?