7. EDWARD CULLEN WTF?!
I HOPE U LUVE THIS CHAPTER, QUEEN OF CANDY THANX 4 THE IDEA.
DISCLAIMER: I ONLY OWN BART AND ALEX (CHAPTER NINE).
Edward POV:
BI-HIGGGGGGG NONO…
"EDWARD CULLEN WHAT THE FUCKING RAVING RABBIDS", Bella screeched, "do you have a frickin personality disorder".
"Sorry", I mumbled. The next thing I knew was a stinging sensation on my face, Bella slapped me, what nerve. Then she punched me in the stomach, then gave me a black eye, then kicked me in the, err, umm, (choke), balls and she was wearing boots, heavy ones.
Bella entered her house as she giggled like a daft woman, I cursed under my breath.
Emmett POV (The one we have all been waiting for)
I burst into roars of laughter after seeing Edwards wounds.
"Curse you Emmett."Edward muttered.