Marvel owns everything (well, technically Disney owns everything...). Remember, I still don't have a Beta reader, nor a vast knowledge of the English language.
Written for an anon prompt on Tumblr, asking for "Loki and Darcy going shopping for Christmas". Very short, I'm sorry, but I'm so busy with the presents, and the preparation of the Christmas lunch...For this story, the rating is T, for a very quick mention of suggestive themes.
"May I ask you again why you require my presence today?" Loki muttered while Darcy was dragging him outside their flat.
"Because I need to buy a lot of Christmas presents, and-".
"No".
"No what?" she inquired, glancing down at her watch. It was Christmas Eve, it was very late and she had yet to find something cute, and intelligent, and possibly cheap for Jane and Thor. Thor was not a problem, he was so enthusiastic over Midgardian beverage that a few bottle of whiskey were the perfect gift for him. But Jane...she was so clever, and Darcy needed someone as intelligent as the scientist (or even more intelligent...) to help her.
"I'm not going to waste my precious time, to be surrounded by pathetic, sweaty peasants, running around like ants without a destination, to find some stupid presents for people I despise" the God of mischief asserted.
"Well, if you insist to be the naughty guy, you won't open your gift tonight..." she replied, trying to hide the smirk that threatened to appear on her lips.
"Darcy...whatever gift you're planning to give me, I'm sure it wouldn't be good enough to convince me to come with you to the mall".
"Oh really?" Darcy approached him, and began to whisper in his ear what exactly her gift for him was. Later, while trapped in a crowded shopping center, the only thing that held back Loki's homicidal instincts was the tantalizing image of his fiancé, naked, with only a red bow on her luscious body, ready to be un-wrapped after the midnight. Christmas wasn't so bad, after all.
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