Ways to Annoy the Twilight Characters

by sugarhigh123

Ways to annoy and piss off the Twilight Characters. I know that everyone does these, but I like them so I decided to make it. This one is much more original than the other stories like this out there!

7. Rosalie

11 Ways to annoy Rosalie

1. Give her a Baby Born doll for Christmas.

2. Bring her over to your pool to show her a mirror taped to the bottom. (Breaking Dawn ref :D)

3. Ask her what happened to her that made her become a vampire.

4. Make a lot of jokes about rape.

5. Tell her about all the wonderful qualities of your children.

6. Switch her shampoo with honey.

7. When you see her, scream, "LOOK, MOMMY! IT'S BARBIE! SHE'S LIFESIZE NOW, AND SHE HAS A BITE MARK ON HER NECK!"

8. Tell her about a friend you have, named Royce.

9. Kill Emmett.

10. Eat Emmett.

11. Take a piece of her between your fingers and say, "Wow… Rosalie… you uh… got a lot of split ends here…"

Not as good as the other ones, probably because it's a little bit too much like the other lists. Well, lemme know if you like it. I'm thinking about maybe doing Emmett next…? Or Jasper, yeah Jasper…