A.N. Hey, guess what! This story and it's previous one was stolen, by someone on Deviant Art. I reported it, and DA Staff responded about a week later with:

"Duuuhhhh...You not same person as story."

Despite the fact I have the same name on here as I do on DA, plus I have a link to DA on here, and a link to here on my DA...So, yah.

But I still scared this person enough to take them down. I won't name this person, but you may get...hints...in the following chapter here. Enjoy!

"Well, that was a very humorous and unlikely set of misadventures we had," Shadow commented, counting a large pile of cash, a motorcycle resting beside him. It was black and red.

"I agree, Comrade Shadow," Omega nodded, having already counted all his money 546,843 times now. He was a robot, after all. "But now we all have satisfactory monetary funds to continue the road trip."

"I gotta admit, those were some good ideas," Sonic added, having put his money in a safe spot, "Especially that trick with the Kit Kat."

"Well, it was Knuckles who provided the finishing touch," Shadow said, nodding to Knuckles, who was eating some grapes.

"Eh, don't mention it," Knuckles shrugged, "Now are we getting this road trip or not?"

"As sure as ImRougeTheBat is a filthy stealer," Metal Sonic spoke up. "Let's go! To the next adventure!"

Shadow placed his new motorcycle on a rack on the back of the RV, everyone piling in. Omega started the engine, and they headed off!

"...So where are we going?"

The scene transitioned, and now we see Eggman, looking over a group of people. And a ferret. And a blender.

"Yargh, mateys."

"Now, gentlemen...I've called you all here today because we all want one thing...To get revenge on Shadow and Omega!" Eggman declared, looking at the group in front of him, "All of you have unique...skills...that can help us..."

He grinned.

"The Unemployment Agent," Eggman started, motioning towards a woman in a slightly burnt suit.

"Thanks to those two, I ended up unemployed! And covered in rubble for a day!" the woman snapped, looking annoyed.

"Iem Gi Kay. Shadow and Omega failed in their job to protect the Princess," Eggman said.

"That's right!" the man with the high pitched voice back in Chapter 3 of Quest For A House said, "They ran off! The nerve of them!"

"The Ring Leader of the circus...They let your animals go," Eggman continued.

"Yah! All of them are gone! 'Cept one of dem lions, who keeps talkin' 'bout peace and love bull crap," the man frowned.

"The head janitor at that office they were suppose to clean!" Eggman went one, to a man with a blue overalls, playing with a wrench that was also a knife.

"Huh? Oh, yah. I was just doing that part time. I'm here for the snacks," the Janitor said, munching some pretzels, "Got any soda?"

Eggman ignored him, continuing on.

"And finally, Captain Maurice! Your boat was broken because of them!" Eggman finished, waving a hand to a vaguely soggy old man, with a ferret on his shoulder.

"Yargh, but they did help me defeat the dreaded Great White Goldfish, what be plaguing me for years. Yargh," Captain Maurice said, "Honestly, me boat was but a small price to pay for such a deed. Yargh."

"...Well, I heard they insulted your ferret," Eggman said.

"What yargh ferret? This be Polly, my parrot. What kind of fisherman be I with a ferret, yargh?" Maurice wondered. The ferret hissed at Eggman.

"...Well, they insulted your parrot then!" Eggman said, quick on his feet. "They said it was as stupid as ImRougeTheBat!"

"What, yargh? I'll slaughter them and their children!" Captain Maurice shouted, waving a hook. It wasn't his hand, just a hook he carried around. It was dull.

"They don't have children," Iem Gi Kay spoke up.

"Well then someone get me a, yargh, time machine!" Maurice added, attempting to look menacing, and failing miserably.

"Don't forget the blender," the Janitor said, pointing to a blender that was sitting next to Iem Gi Kay. "Omega had an affair with her, called it off, went back to the toaster...You know the saying. Love hath no fury like a blender scorned."

"I don't think that's quite how it goes..." Eggman frowned, but shrugged. The blender...blended, menacingly, "But it doesn't matter! We shall now destroy Shadow, Omega, and their bothersome friends once and for all! Muhahahahahaha!"

"Yargh!"

"...Be quiet Maurice."

"Yes, scene transition! Always a good way to get us somewhere else," Silver commented, then looked out the window.

"...Why are we plummeting from the sky?" he inquired, after a few moments.

"Because Omega wasn't paying attention during the transition!" Shadow yelled, "Quick, someone flashback or something!"

"Ohhh, can it be Family Guy-esque?" Sonic wondered, looking up from a magazine. He didn't seem worried."

"Damn it, I don't care!" Shadow shouted, "Just someone do something!"

Sonic paused, thinking. A bead of sweat rolled down Shadow's head, peering out the window. Omega was pressing various buttons now, while Metal Sonic, Knuckles, and Tails, all three of which could fly and/or glide, were simply by the door ready to jump if needed.

"I got nothin'," Sonic shrugged, "Sorry. Maybe the author can save us."

"We'd have better luck getting an update before the winter..." Shadow snorted. And then the scene transitioned.

"...Alright girls..." a pink hedgehog said, looking over a group, "The guys have gone on a road trip, and they get all the attention! I've never shown up in this continuity, until now! So I propose a road trip of our own!"

"Let me guess..." Rouge sighed, filing her nails, "We'll follow after the boys? I'd rather just go steal the Master Emerald...though it's no fun without Knuckle-head to chase after me..."

"I really should be getting back to my dimension..." Blaze spoke up, "Or the future...Whichever one I'm from."

"Alternate dimension. Author's played the Rush games," Amy answered Blaze, "But you should come! There's so few girl characters in Sonic!"

"I want to come!" Cream said, smiling, "This sounds like fun, and momma said it was okay!"

"Good!" Amy grinned, "And you?" she turned to the final member of the female group.

"I'm not even sure why I'm here or part of this. Wasn't Sonic Underground generally disliked?" Sonia, the purple hedgehog who was Sonic's sister, wondered.

"Yah, but the author likes you and Manic anyways...Plus I think he ships you with Silver," Amy shrugged. "And again, Sonic is low on female characters."

"What? I don't think we've ever even had the possibility of meeting in any continuity," Sonia said, looking perplexed. "And what about Shade?"

"Blame Chaotic Power. As for Shade, maybe we'll meet her on the trip! Like they did Metal Sonic," Amy answered, "Now, are we all on board? We also need an RV..."

All eyes turned to Rouge, who paused in her nail filing, looking up.

"What?...Oh, alright," Rouge sighed, "I'll get the RV. The boys have a purple one, so I guess we'll have a green one, or something. Ohhh...yes, green...Like the Master Emerald."

Rouge smirked, seeing a perk to this made scheme of Amy's. "Everyone, get packed. I'll have the RV by next update."

"So, we have a couple months?" Blaze wondered.

"...Probably," Rouge nodded.

"Why are we wearing sombreros?" Shadow wondered, as the scene returned. They were no longer plummeting through the air, but were moving along the highway, each of them wearing sombreros.

"It is, in your meat sacs views, an amusing tale," Omega answered, "I synthesize regret that you can not witness the transitions like I can, Comrade Shadow."

Shadow opened his mouth to say something, then closed it, not entirely sure what to say at this situation.

"You know I heard somewhere that sombreros are the most fun hats on the planet," Sonic mentioned, "But that there's a sliding scale of fun. To many sombreros and it's just another hat."

"Oh, yah, the Sombrero Correlation," Tails said, "Lots of scientific papers written on that."

"Look, can we just get back to some kind of plot? Last chapter was just Sonic and me talking, pretty much," Shadow grumbled, "Something exciting?"

"We could go back to plummeting through the air," Metal mentioned, "That was exciting."

"...On second thought, random gabber is good too," Shadow said hastily, then saw a sign out the window. "Hey, that looks like fun. Let's go there, to that place the sign says."

"Yah, it does look exciting!" Silver nodded, looking quite ridiculous in his sombrero. "Let's do that!"

Omega turned the RV, as they headed for an exit. There was a large building...

A convention was in town...

Shadow, Omega, Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Silver, and Metal Sonic did not know what awaited them...Two groups intent on finding them! And one of them wanted to kill them. Probably. Or something like that.

Oh, yah...Conventions can be pretty crazy too.

A.N. Woooo! Eggman's assembled a group from throwaway characters of Quest For A House, and Amy's organized a female road trip! Can the purple RV survive all this? Find this out and more, in Chapter 8 of Shadow and Omega: Take A Road Trip. Or maybe in 9...Or 10. Or later. I dunno.

Anyways! Hey, special thing.

Is there someplace you'd like to see our intrepid heroes go to on the Road Trip? Then send in your suggestion(s)! Feel free to leave them in a review, and if I use your suggestion, I shall credit you for it!

And please, just give me a place. I can come up with the ideas of what happens there!

I do NOT own Sonic and all related titles.