me - Okay everyone! It is now time for the winners of Sasuke's boxers!
everyone - (dull yay!)
me - PERK UP YOU NUMSKULLS!
everyone - YAY!
me - The winners are foxy who is anonymous, Animecherryblossem33, sakura rules cha, SakuraMoonAngel, and 1XTEMPLE of cHEESEX4. Congratulations.
me - okay... now THE WINNER OF THE COOKIES (in which I want) ANBU Inu and Hoshi-Naito! Actually Hoshi-Naito didn't want the boxers for a VERY good reason(s) A) getting attacked by Sasuke's fangirls (Ya I got attacked spent a week in the hospital) and B)getting thrown over a cliff by fangirls (that's how I ended up in the hospital) But there is a down fall with the cookie.
News10now - COOKIE MONSTER HAS ESCAPED FROM THE INSANE HASYLEM! IF YOU HAVE A COOKIE RUN AWAY NOW!
me - That's the down fall. I also thought that mini story in the review was HILARIOUS. I'm never gonna stop laughing. It also reminded me of a song. 'I'm to sexy for my shirt, I'm to sexy for my shoes.' YA I know I'm going insane you don't need to tell me I know. Nerf.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Last Time: And now this is the last time I'm gonna say this TO THE MALL! Or INO'S CLOSET! PREFERABLY THE MALL!
This takes place in Sakura's prov. or until it says end Sakura's prov. Or other wise
-Chapter 8-
Everyone hopped into the car... except me. Cause I'm taking my motorbike. YAY! Motorbike, Fast 'n' Furious baby. Ya! Nothing can possibly ruin this day!
You shouldn't say that a lot of things could.
You again. Man you need to stop popping up.
I'm just saying
Well take you and your 'just saying' and shove it up your butt.
Fine but if something ruins your day DON'T come crying to me.
Like I said before SHOVE IT.
Fine Miss PMS. If that's the way you wanna do it I'M NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN!
Fine.
FINE!
Stupid inner. I sped down the road following Hinata's car when she pulled into a BIG parking lot with this HUGE place next to it. My mouth hit the ground gaping HO-LY SHIT. THIS IS A MALL!? I come from a place where there is no mall higher than one story and this is like what? Four story?
I turned to the car just in time to see Naruto gape also. If his mouth gets any wider cars with start to think that he's a drive in ramen shop.
"Hey Sakura you coming or not?" yelled TenTen across the parking lot.
And replied with the first thing that came to mind "HELL YEAH!" I ran toward Hinata and TenTen who were waiting at the entrance leaving Naruto to his gaping. Well at least I'll have peace and quiet.
I walked into the mall and was amazed at the many stores. Where to shop first?
"Sakura I can tell you want to explore so me and Hinata will go our own way. Meet you at the entrance for seven o'clock. Okay?" Said TenTen as she left me to run around a four story mall.
I ran ran around the first story looking for a good place to shop. But There was no place I wanted to in there was Pac Sun, Deb, and a place called Dicks Sporting goods. Imagine that. And I'm not kidding there seriously is a place called Dicks Sporting goods. Look it up.
I went up the escalator to the second story and there I found my haven. Places like Hot Topic, Spencers, Bazzar Bazzar, THE ARCADE, and the pet store. Thank you I'll be here all day to Wensday or at least till someone pulls me out.
First stop Hot Topic. I love this place. I found a pair of sweet black leather biker gloves, a black choker with a metal skull, and a belt with different lengths of chains.
After Hot Topic I quickly went into Spencers and Bazzar, Bazzar. I wouldn't want to start to explain the things I got in there. Then I went into the arcade. I won SO many tickets they had to kick me out before I ran them dry. But for prizes I got a new skate board, a police light and a blow horn. Hehe.
Last stop the pet store. As soon as I went in I noticed a kitten was for sale. Now that was cruel putting a price on a sweet little animal like this. Awww. It was a pure black kitten with no other color. I immediately picked it up and brought it to the counter. That's when I noticed Kiba was working the register.
"Oh. My. God."
"Hey Sakura! So what are you doing here?" he asked me. Well isn't it obvious I'm carrying a kitten to the counter why else would I be standing right in-front of him.
"I'm gonna get this Wittle Kitty." I said holding it to his face as the kitten gave a soft meow as if to say 'Ya you dolt.'
"Oh? I thought we'd have to put her down. No one else wanted her. Plus she's black and a cat meaning bad luck."
"Well then today is both of your lucky days cause I'm getting little kuro neko here and I'm giving you a sale."
"Yeah, yeah." he said as I paid for the kitten and left.
When I left I looked at the clock ran for it. It was three to seven and I was on the second floor with the entrance on the other side of the building. How the hell was I gonna get there with only three minutes?
Well I ran.
I was half way to the escalator I took out my skate board and boarded the rest of the way. I noticed the escalator and hopped it grinding down the railing.
Damn.
Ten seconds to the entrance.
nine...
eight...
seven...
six...
Almost there just a little ways.
five...
four...
three...
two...
I burst threw the doors of the exit and fell on my butt with the kitten in my arms. My butt will feel that tomorrow.
"Nice exit. Could use some work though." I heard TenTen say.
"Yeah, yeah. Whatever." I replied as I got up.
"IS THAT A KITTEN!?" TenTen yelled/asked jumping up and down. Man she can be childish sometimes.
"Well it ain't a hamster."
"Can I hold it? Please." She asked as she gave me a puppy dog pout. Note to self: Watch out for TenTen's puppy dog pout. It works.
"Fine." I said holing out the kitten for her to hold. "And since I have to ride my motor bike home you'll have to bring her home in the car." TenTen nodded furiously.
"Come on Naruto time to go home." I said as I dragged Naruto who was still staring at the place off to the car.
"But Sakura I never got the chance to go in yet." I rolled my eyes.
"That's your problem not mine." I replied as I literally threw him in the back seat. I went over to my motorbike and put on my helmet. Revved up the motor and flew down the road at top speeds riding into the sunset. Feh ya right.
When we returned home I snatched my kitten from TenTen grabbed my bags and went to my room as Naruto went in after me complaining of how he never got to go in the mall. He just wouldn't shut up about it. Finally after ten minutes of hearing him complain my mind hatched a plan. A plan that would satisfy Naruto, spark my interest and annoy Sasuke. Wow three for one deal.
"Hey Naruto have you ever wondered what would happen if we put an explosive in a microwave?" I asked trying not to smirk.
"No..." he replied "but I wanna know."
"Did you know Sasuke has his own microwave in his room?" I asked. Now it was really had to keep myself from laughing evilly.
"Wanna use his microwave?" Naruto asked. Our minds think alike.
"That's what I was planning."
"I was hopping you'd say that." he said as I grinned evilly with my little devil horns coming out of my diabolical head.
Naruto and I went flying up the stairs to Sasuke's room. When we opened the door we found him lying in bed. We supposed he was sleeping so we went in his room unplugged his microwave and snuck out the door to my room.
Sasuke's prov.
I was in bed thinking to myself as I heard my door open. I quickly shut my eyes so I could feign sleep. Though I had one of my eyes slightly open to see what was going on. I saw the dobe Naruto and his crazy little friend Sakura. They went over to my microwave unplugged it and quickly left.
'What the hell are they planning to do with the pour thing? Blow it up?' Knowing Sakura that's was what she was about to do.
I also quickly got up and looked out my door just in-time to notice them walk into Sakura's room. I walked out the door and stepped in-front of Sakura's door which was opened a crack of the way. I peered in just in-time for me to see them throw something in it.
End Sasuke's prov./Sakura's prov.
Naruto and I left Sasuke's room went down the hall to my room. I cleared a space on a knight stand in-front of my closet. I plugged it in put one of my mini explosives in the microwave, set it on high for five minutes.
Naruto sat in-front of it watching the mini explosive go around and around. Should I tell him to back away if it explodes? Nah.
I stood near it but not to close like Naruto. I then heard someone enter my room and to my very surprise it was Sasuke.
"Why the hell were you in my room? And what are you doing with my microwave?" he asked in a peeved voice. Ooh fun let's see if I can get him really peeved.
"Microwaving." I simply said.
"Ya I know that but what?" Ooh he's starting to get madder.
"Microwaving something microwavable." another simple answer but it'll do the job.
"Okay but what kind of food are you microwaving?" Okay push just a little more Sakura. get him mad it'll be funny that Uchiha lost his cool.
"No one said I was microwaving food." Oh burn.
"What? Then what are you...
BOOM!
The microwave exploded as the blast was strong enough to push me and Uchiha into the closet. I tried to grab something but I accidentally grabbed hold of the closets door nob, successfully closing the door. Trapping us both.
"...microwaving?"
"Something that apparently is explosive when put in the microwave." Well duh what I put in was an explosive.
A/n) Sorry for the long non update. I just finished another fic. so ya. I made this chapter longer to make up for it though. OH YA and I'm half way done next chapter! And the next chapter will send you into hysterics. Maybe. I don't know I think it's funny.
Sasuke: You trapped us in a closet.
me: Ya! just wait till next chapter it's gonna be a HOOT!
Sasuke: I'm gonna ring your neck.
me: (gulp)
Sasuke: I'll give you to the count of three to run.