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Chapter Seven: Mommy

After I got dressed, I looked into the mirror to see how I looked. The pants fit me better than any of my pants ever did, though they were a little long so I rolled them up at the bottoms. I walked out into the hall with my wet pants balled in my hand. I didn't know what I was going to do with them. I didn't want to carry them around everywhere with me, and I didn't want to head back to my dorm to put them back.

I sighed and walked back down the hall to Dick's room and opened it slowly. I knew he was gone, but if anything was there, I wanted to be prepared this time. I walked in and set my balled up pants in the corner of his room by the door and went to head out the door when I saw myself. It was picture of Dick, Cassidy, and I. I remember that day but I didn't remember someone taking pictures. It was at school and that day Dick wanted to talk to Cassidy about the weekend. I just happened to be sitting with Cassidy at the time. The only explanation was that Dick got it from one of the yearbook photographers who scoped campus that day and took pictures.

None of us were looking at the camera, but I was laughing, Dick was smirking, and Cassidy looked a little embarrassed but was smiling. The boys both looked really cute here, Dick didn't have that smirk of 'I am better than you' or 'Whatever' like he usually did, but instead one that he was about to laugh. He was looking at me and I was looking at him, and Cassidy was looking away from us. If someone who never went to Neptune High would have looked at this picture, they would have figured that we were all friends, just hanging out and having a good time. Far from.

There were more pictures. I picked up a pile and smiled at the content. There was ones where Dick looked wasted (it reminded me of when he came to my door the first week of school), ones where he was with Logan, Duncan, other friends, or his dad. There were a few with Cassidy and him when they were kids. They were all lying in a pile on his night stand but the one of him, his brother, and I, was in a frame, facing his bed.

I didn't want to stay in there much longer so I quickly walked back to his door and left, leaving it just as it was before.

When I got back down to the party, Veronica looked anxious and Logan had a grim look on his face. I joined them and looked at Veronica.

"So, what did I miss?" I did the 'fake enthusiasm' thing.

"Nothing just… Someone fell over there and hit his head… Are you alright?"

"Yeah… I am fine… Why?" I looked at her a little bewildered and then looked at Logan. He relaxed a little bit.

"Nothing," He shook his head. "You were just gone for a while." He looked down at my pants and then looked a little surprised. "Where did you…" He started.

"I am going to go get a drink, be right back," I got up quickly. I was NOT going to talk to all of them about walking in on Dick or how I got these pants.

I made my way to the kitchen and smiled. There was more then just alcohol here, good. As much as I wasn't ready for a baby, I didn't want to kill it in the womb. I grabbed a Sprite and went to get a plastic cup when one was handed to me.

"Here, have my drink," Dick smiled.

"No thanks, I don't drink." I smile back, trying to keep things quick, sweet, and casual.

"Oh, no, it doesn't have any alcohol in it." He was holding a Sprite can in his other hand before crushing it. I looked at him with a little concern on my face.

"Go ahead and tell Ronnie that I gave you the drink so that if you do get drugged, she will know who to tazer." He rolled his eyes. I almost wanted to laugh before I took the drink out of his head.

"Then here, have my can." I thrusted it into his hand. He set it down on the counter.

"Nah, Sprite really isn't my thing, Coke and rum is." He winked and walked away grinning. He walked passed me to the alcoholic beverages. I turned to watch him go to the other drinks. I blinked several times before I just walked back to my friends. Logan and Wallace were gone, but Piz and Veronica where still there.

"If I get drugged…" I stated but realized what I was about to say. If I told Veronica that Dick got me a drink and what he said, she would figure that he was being nice to me for some reason, which in turn would mean something else. Veronica was very peculiar like that.

Veronica just raised her eyebrow, "If you get drugged… what?"

"It was Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory." I added off the top of my head. Piz laughed, almost spiting out his drink. Veronica just grinned. "Ok, I will make sure to catch him before he gets to the Library and finds another victim." I faked a quick laugh at that.

Within the hour, everyone was wasted. Well, not everyone, but if you were to take the people that were sober, they would all fit on two couches.

Even Veronica, Piz, and Wallace were a little tipsy, Logan was just drunk. I was laughing with them most of the time as they started to slur and couldn't speak normal sentences. It was so much more fun being the sober one; I could remember everything they said and did and then tell them the next day.

"Alright you guys, I think it is time to call it a night…" I smiled at Logan mainly, who was trying to stand.

"Come on Mac, the party has just begun! Just a little while longer Mommy?" He pouted, before busting out in laughter. I paled at this.

"Oh my god! You are like our mom!" Wallace shouted and laughed.

"I think you guys are a little too old…" I quickly and nervously added in.

"Who would be the father?" Piz questioned. This conversation would have been awkward if Veronica didn't butt in.

"Hugh Laurie. He's a good looking old man. He could have birthed us and not Mac." She laughed.

No one could contain themselves after that. I let them continue drinking and having fun as I drank my Sprite. I was even prepared to feel woozy but there was nothing. Dick was right, nothing was in it, neither alcohol nor Rohypnol.

Finally when Piz went to grab his drink and he almost knocked it on the floor, I had to get them home.

"Ok you guys, Veronica and Logan, I will call a cab to get you to the Grande." I pulled out my phone and was dialing the operator. "Piz, Wallace, go back to your dorm. Mommy says it is time to go home." I grined. Piz and Wallace pouted a little.

"But Mommy…"

"No butts, other then yours, moving in the direction of the boy's dormitory."

When I got through, I asked for the closest cab service to Hearst College and then gave the cab service the address. By the time I hung up, Piz and Wallace were heading to the door.

"The cab will be here in 5, now go out there and wait," I pointed outside and then got up quickly, waved, then caught up with the boys.

I walked them as far as I could before going to my own dorm.

When I unlocked the door, no one was there, as I expected. Parker was going to be out for a while. I sat down on my bed and sighed. Well, I guess that wasn't so bad. Other than getting my pants all wet, nothing bad happened during the party.

My pants.

Shit.

I left them in Dick's room. I was meaning to grab them before I left and bring them home to get washed. I grabbed my bag next to me on the bed. This would carry them, make everything seem less awkward.

I just left the party, so I knew it was still going strong. I quickly locked the door and headed out to the quad and across campus to the Pi Sig house again. No one was standing outside this time, everyone was in partying.

The place was the same as I left it and I swam through the crowd of people to get to the stairs. I looked around and then headed up them, taking the steps two at a time. When I finally got all the way up there, I went to the third door like last time and walked in quickly. Thankfully Dick was still gone and I was clear.

The last thing I remember was bending down to get my pants off the floor when everything went black.

A/N: Cliche ending? Well, it has meaning :3 It was kinda short but, :P Oh well, it is there. So, please review. I think I will go with... 32? Yeah, that sounds like a good number . 32 reviews and I will stick up the next chapter. Suggestions always make GOOD reviews