Last time, our group of peoples has played trick on LMA to get her to leaave. it workeded! the cops came rolled inz... uh-oh! oh no'z! here's what happens~

"What's going on here?" The cop guy freaks. He doesn't… look like a cop, though. His sleeves are ripped off; He's got shorts on and his badge is obviously plastic. Maybe he's a trainee?

"Uh, well… We… uh, you see…" Everyone starts trying to explain at once.

Then Venus screams, "SHUT. UP." We shut up. "Look, officer, we've been arrested before for so many reasons. This wouldn't be one of those reasons. Ya see, Virus and I, here, we filled these balloons with fake blood. Fake blood. We pulled a-a-a harmless prank!"

"Oh. Well, Who called?"

We're all confused. Except for Kerith and Mo. They give each other looks and smile really huge.

Kerith meets Mo in the center of the room. He slaps his butt as they hug and goes, "Aww! You did order me one! Thanks babe!"

I go, "What? I thought you hated them, Mo?"

"No. I said they suck. I don't like their dancing. I love their taste in… love." Jaryn smiles at the ground.

Oh. My. God.

I did not just spark up a romance with Mo, Kerith and Jaryn. No. Nope. Not happening. Not in this apartment.

"If I'm not gonna dance, then I still need a ride home and some cash."

Kerith and Mo say simultaneously, "Why not let us take you somewhere else?" They smirk at each other then to the 'cop'.

He smirks back and motions them to come.

After they've been gone for a minute (and 5 minutes after the joyous screeches and groans from outside) we all extreme shudder.

"That was horrific…" Venus breaks the silence of the night. "So, since there's nothing left to do, why don't you and Glitch tell us all why you decided to attempt fraud."

"Well," I confess, "since I didn't remember why I loved you, I thought it would be… ok to go out with Amber. Then Glitch pulled me out of the apartment and told me he really liked you. So we switched off, and went out then during mine and Amber's date, I found out how much of an idiot and a liar, and a heartbreaker she is. I also found out that I do remember the ninja training you gave me back at the orphanage. Uh, where was I? Oh. When you started dragging Glitch back up the hill, I got worried. My non-remembering self. Then you called her stupid or something, she fell, started squirming around and stuff. I remembered everything right then and there."

"Yeah. I get it. She's dumb. How the hell could you forget why you love me? It's like, 'What the hell? He's kissing this… this… bitchy rat!'" She stands up from her spot on the ground and stands in front of Amber.

"Oh, yeah? Short-one, please. Of course he loved me more. you're obviously just jealous. I'm taller. I'm better. You may have the smartness, but I have dancing, flirting, girling, kissing, hugging, singing, and smiling."

"What the…? WHAT THE F***! HA! You? Ok, you say you can sing better than me? You wanna go? Dance, sing, battle. Now. Or else."

"Or else, what? You fat cow dancing in a-a-a greasy red suit…!"

Glitch cuts in and loud-whispers to Amber, "You said that to Emilia before you first battle with her."

"Oh… yeah. I guess I did. Well, it's super true!"

"I'm wearing orange. Well, I guess not anymore. I'm covered in fake blood. I'm not wearing a suit though. And I'm way skinnier than you."

"STUPID!" Amber did. Not. Just. Go. There.

Here comes Venus now. When she's pissed, she's an unstoppable power. She'll destroy everything in her way until she's satisfied. Oh my god! My girlfriend is the juggernaut!

They've already pulled us guys into it all. We pick out our songs and tell Jaryn. She just stayed here and let Kerith play with his new boy-toy.

We picked "Sexy Chick". It's a hard song; they couldn't possibly match up to us.

They want to go first. Of course, they heard us and picked the same song.

How original…

you see? you see? you like what I did there? anyway, r/r, and PLEASE give me some ideas to help me improve. i'm running out of ideas... that cop thing? he was supposed to be a real cop... i thought that wouldn't be really funny, so I changed it up... GIVEZ MEH IDEAZZ! bwahahaha!