Kazumi: Sorry it took sooo long to make another chapter peoples, I was having writers block, and worse, school is going to start for me soon.
Tobi: It'll be ok Kazumi Senpai. (hugs her)
Kazumi: (hugs back) Thanks Tobi.
First review for this chapter please.
From Halibel Lecter:
Hello! (Hands Tobi energy drinks, espresso, sugar, coffee, et cetera and a can of silly string) Hehe, heh. Now to get a good seat...
Orochimaru: Ever heard the song Sneaky Snake? Look up the lyrics. It suits you. I dare you to sing it while doing the macarena for Sasuke and Kabuto.
Deidara and Sasori: Sasori, what you don't get is that to Deidara, something's beauty is related directly to its rarity, that is, that something fleeting is beautiful because it can only be seen once. An example is that I'll guess he probably likes "normal" fireworks, especially aerial caps. I do too. Part of their beauty is that they are fleeting and rare--no two are alike, and you can only see each one once. Each is a unique and special experience. They're nice that way. (Slips Deidara a bunch of fireworks and glomps him You are loved, sir.)
Deidara, what you ought to get about Sasori by now is that he believes art should stand the test of time. As opposed to your view on art, your Danna cannot see why anyone would call something "art" if it can only be seen once--true art to him is able to be shared with others and traverse years, even millenia to spread its message. The power of the message--and that power's staying ability-is what makes it beautiful. He sees something as beautiful if it can be seen hundreds of times by hundreds of eyes and still be amazing.Sorry, but infighting ticks me off.
Itachi...seriously, what's with the wrinkles? They have, like, cream for that. Or botox. You no longer have to live with being chronically old--I mean, erm, chronologically advanced.The worst yaoi pairing you've ever been written into?Does your brother's hatred for you ever bother you?Would you consider speaking to the Doctor here? (introduces Dr. Phil and ties Itachi to a chair)
Dr. Phil: "And we're back; we're here speaking to Itachi, who hates his brother. Now what I see here is that you keep talkin' about hate, hate, hate, you hurt Sasuke and he hurts you, hate, hate, hate and it's a vicious cycle!...Itachi, let me tell you something. You can start healing this right now. You can fix this rift with Sasuke. You just need to own this and..."(etc.)
Hidan--Yo' momma wears gunnysack underdrawers! Yo' momma so ugly, even Naruto doesn't "believe it!" Yo' momma so stupid, when the weatherman say it's chilly out she grabs a spoon! Yo' momma so fat, when she goes out in the rain folks yell "Taxi!" Ahem So...who taught you how to cuss?
Konan--Do you ever get the urge to be girly? If you obey this urge, does it freak out the others?Have you ever painted the other members' fingernails/toenails, done their hair, etc. for comic pruposes?
Sasori--ever seen "Pinocchio"?I dare you to try lying...heh.I have heard you were/are addicted to Old English furniture polish. Hm? If so there's a 12-step program. 1-800-IPolish
Kisame--Don't listen to those who say you are a fish. You are simply Simian-Aquarian. An hot. And smexy. And you pwn. Y'know, in a wet-scaly-slimy kind of way.
Deidara--Do you celebrate July 4th?
What's the best prank you ever pulled? On who?
Pein--Have you ever used your position as Leader for un-evil purposes? Like for guinea pigs? (Gives guinea pigs to the Akatsuki)Do you like Konan?
Kakuzu: Do you play the stock market?
Sorry about the length. Oh and one more thing: can I join the Akatsuki? I can cook!
Tobi: Ooooh!! (drinks said items)
Akatsuki: O.O Oh shit(un)!!
Kazumi: (quickly puts Tobi in Konoha and gets the Akatsuki as far away as possible)
Akatsuki(Except Tobi of course): (sigh in relief)
Orochimaru: Sneaky snake….. (glares at reviewer) No, I will not lower myself for your entertainment.
Kazumi: Get out of here you creepy dumbass snake freak!! (punts Orochimaru to Pluto)
Sasori: I understand his point of view, I just believe art should last forever so everyone can see it. (scowls)
Deidara: Yay, I'm loved, hmm!! (hugs back, grinning while checking out the fireworks)
I understand Danna's point of view, I just like my art better, un.
Kazumi: The truth is, these two are good friends, they just like to argue a lot. (sweat drops)
Itachi: They're stress marks!! (goes to emo closet)
Kazumi: Grrr!!
Itachi: (still in the emo closet) The worst yaoi is ItaSasu. It's my brother for Pete's sake!! Incest is disgusting!!
Nope, his anger doesn't bother me one bit.
Kazumi: Why'd you think he pissed him off in the first place? He likes to see his brother's face all screwed up with rage!!
Itachi: NOOOOOOOOOOO!! (squirms in chair)
Kazumi: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!!
Hidan: (face turns red with anger and starts foaming at mouth) FUCKER!!
Kazumi: (knocks Hidan out with bat) Sorry about that. (sweat drops)
Hidan just probably picked it up from his parents or someone outside while he was a kid and just walking along.
Hidan: (K.O.'D with a huge bump on head) X .X
Konan: Yes, I've had urges to be girly. Yes, it scared the shit out of everyone except Kazumi. Yes, I have done their nails and hair just to tick them off. (smiles slightly)
Sasori: Yes….. And no, my nose does not grow when I lie.
Kazumi: Yes it does, he just quickly replaces it when the person isn't looking at him at the moment.
Sasori: Crap!! You weren't supposed to tell them!!
Kazumi: Hey, you know it's true!
Sasori: No!! (nose suddenly becomes longer)
Shit!!
Kazumi: AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! (points and laughs)
Sasori: (quickly replaces nose) Yes, I do like Old English furniture. It's quiet and stoic looking.
…..Er…..I'll keep your plan in mind….. (sweat drops)
Kisame: Yay!! Someone thinks I'm sexy!! (tears of joy)
Kazumi: I always thought you were sexy.
Kisame: (even more tears of joy) I'm sooo happy!! (sniff)
Kakuzu: Hey!! I thought you were my fangirl!!
Kazumi: I still am. I'm just saying what I think. I think you're even sexier. (blushes)
Kakuzu: O.O!! (blushes hard)
Deidara: Yes, it's my favorite holiday, yeah. (grins) I celebrate it with a big homemade bang, un.
Blowing up Sakura's toilet. (evil grin)
Pein: Yeah… A few times… but not for guinea pigs. (sweat drops)
Akatsuki: (raise brows)
Zetsu BH & WH: Can we eat it?
Kazumi: NO!! (snatches his guinea pig away, along with everyone else's' and sets them free)
Pein: Um….. (blushes slightly) ….. Maybe…..
Konan: (blushes slightly as well)
Kazumi: Awww!!
Kakuzu: (face returns from being red) Er…. I may have had moments where I have had played stock market…
Kazumi: (gives Kakuzu a wad of money) Be happy sexy stitches.
Kakuzu: O.O (face turns red again) W-What happened to being called Godzilla?!
Kazumi: I got bored of it, this is just to mess with ya. .
Kakuzu: -.-;; (still blushing)
Kazumi: Yesh!! You can join!! (gives Halibel a cloak) Welcome to the Akatsuki!! We need more members anyway!!
Tobi: (comes back from reeking hyper chaos on Konoha, no longer super crazed hyper, just normal hyper) Tobi's a good boy!!
Kazumi: Next please!!
From Akatoro Mitsaiya:
Itachi
Hey look! Britney Spears is behind you and is asking for Sasuke's hand in marriage. I dare you to kill her.
ebisu
You don't look well. Be glad that gaara killed the teletubbies.I dare you to torment...Hidan!
Itachi: Die you evil skank!! (attacks Brittany Spears with sword)
Brittany Spears: Oh noes!! (gets killed)
Kazumi: Yayz!!
Akatsuki: Woo!!
Ebisu: (gulp) (looks at Hidan nervously)
Hidan: (glares) I dare ya, I fucking dare ya to try!! (holding scythe menacingly)
Kazumi: (punts Ebisu back to Konoha for his safety) Buh bye pervert!!
Next review!!
From Ikara Tomei:
(Kisamethrows killer bunny Kisame's head but misses and it hits Sakura)
I dare you and Itachi to have a staring contest.
Shino
(steals Shino's jacket and sticks it on Shikamaru)
Is it true that Kiba does things like a dog?
I dare you to humliate Kiba.
I dare you to confuse Tobi.
Neji
(pokes him for the whole chapter)
TenTen
I dare you to fight Tauya.
Temari
I dare you to fight Sakura.
Kakashi
I dare you to make Iruka blush.
Kisame: Ha!!
Sakura: AAAAAAAHHHHHH!! (runs around with killer bunny clawing at face)
Kisame: Uh….can't…..last time I did, I couldn't see for days from having my eyeballs drying out from staring sooo long.
Shino: Can I have my jacket back?
No, Kiba does not do everything like a dog, only sometimes.
No, I'm not going to humiliate my teammate. (frowns)
There's no need to confuse Tobi, look at him now. (points at Tobi with thumb)
Tobi: (trying to push open a door with the sign saying pull) Help, Tobi can't open the door!! Tobi is confused!!
Akatsuki(Except Tobi): (sweat drops)
Neji: Ow.
Ten Ten: Um…. No?
Kazumi: Wimp!!
Ten Ten: (glares)
Temari: I can't, she's being mauled by a bunny at the moment. (smirks, watching Sakura run around screaming with a killer bunny on her head)
Kakashi: Kay. (shows Icha Icha MakeOut Violence to Iruka)
Iruka: ( gasps and face turns bright red)
Kazumi: Next!!
From A Crazed sue:
Itachi
I dare you to wear pink for a whole chapter and you can't take it off because if you do, Deidara has already placed bombs everywhere so he might blow you up.I dare you to give Hinata a kiss on the cheek and be nice.
Konan
I dare you to do a duet with Hidan. The song the two of you must sing is "The Way I are" by Timbaland f/ Keri Hilson.
Ebisu
I dare you to glomp Iruka.
Akatsuki
I dare you to torment Lee, Gai and Naruto for a whole chapter.
Itachi: Never!! Pink doesn't look good on me anyways…. (disappears in a puff of smoke, avoiding bombs)
Konan & Hidan( woken up): NO!!
Ebisu: What's with glomping? I don't get it…. Oh well…. At least it's not someone who'll kill me. (glomps Iruka)
Iruka: (glomped) Gah!!
Ebisu: There reviewer, be happy now. -.-
Akatsuki: (all grin evilly)
Lee & Gai & Naruto: (gulp) OO
Akatsuki: (lock them in the chamber of torture for whole chapter)
(laugh at the girly screams)
Kazumi: Next review peoples!!
From Better Man:
Iruka
Worse nightmare you had?
Favorite student?
Hidan
Hey look a distraction!
(points and then pulls down Hidan's pants to reveal girly underwear)
Gaara
How do you feel being paired up with Naruto?
Iruka
Ugh..they keep pairing you with Kakashi in fanfiction.
I dare you to host the next chapter.
I dare you to sing any song you want.
Why do you seem timid and shy at times?
Worse advice you got a girl?
How many times does Kakashi tries to get you to read Icha Icha paradise?
Ino
I dare you to wear spandex for a whole chapter.
Iruka: Having to grade homework for 12 hours straight. (shudders)
I don't pick favorite students, I care about them all.
Kazumi: Hey!! Are those my panties!?
Hidan: Uh… No!! I was not looking through your underwear and wearing them to mess with you!!
Kazumi: Why you little shithead!! (chases after him with bat)
Gaara: (right eye twitches) ……. Disturbed…….
Iruka: Uh…. Weird….. (face turns red at the mention of that)
Uh….. I can't host…. Kazumi will kill me. (shakes in fear)
Ok…. Um… A B C D E F G, H I J K L M N O P, Q R S T UV, W X Y, and Z, now I know my ABC's, next time won't you sing with me.
Kazumi: Creepy beyond belief.e.o
Akatsuki: Agreed.e.o
Iruka: Eh heh… (sweat drops, rubbing back of head embarrassedly)
I don't know why I'm like that, I guess I was born that way….
I don't take advice. I'm fine on my own. (blushes)
Yes, he has tried, sometimes succeeding, sometimes failing. Mostly failing…..
Ino: Spandex?! Ew!! No way!!
Kazumi: (forces Ino into a spandex suit, exactly like Lee's)
Ino: NOOOOOO!! (faints from ugly outfit)
Kazumi: AHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Next!!
From Akira Phoenix & Hikami Haruda:
Akira glomps Itachi.
Itachi: vein in forehead
Akira: Oh get over it honey.
Itachi's eye twitches.
Hikami: Ah..poor itachi. I think Kisame has gone nuts but then again, Hidan doesn't look any better.
Akira: Who cares? It's time to torment them.
Hikami sticks headphones on Itachi and they are superglued. She blindfolds Itachi, ties his hands together and he is forced to listen to Britney Spears which causes him to scream like a girl and since he is blindfolded, he crashes into anything in sight.
Akira gives Hikami a high-five.
Akira: Makes me feel sorry for him.
Hikami: Better him than us.
Akira: Yeah. Why didn't we do it to Hidan?
Hikami: I dare Kakashi to hypnotize Hidan to not swear and act like a pimp.
Hikami laughs and steals Kakashi's mask but he had another under neath.
Kakashi: And they say i'm not prepared.
Akira: Hmm..I dare Kidomaru to get Orochimaru into trouble and yes, you have to do it.
Hikami: I dare Kabuto to...cut the next reviewer's hair.
Akira: What?
Hikami: I bet you Karime or Karin might get it.
Akira: We will see.
Itachi: (slams into a wall and falls over unconscious) X/.\X
Kakashi: Um…. Kay. (does as dared)
Hidan: Agh!! DX
Kazumi: O.O
Hidan: (suddenly a puff of smoke appears and is now in a pimp suit) Where's my money?
Akatsuki: O.O HOLY SHIT!!
Kazumi: Snap out of it!! (slaps Hidan back to his senses)
Hidan: Huh?! Wuh!? What the fuck happened?!
Kakuzu: You were hypnotized into a pimp that doesn't swear.
Hidan: That's kind of fucking impossible. Pimps fucking swear no matter what.
Kazumi: Well ya became a pimp anyways.e.o
Hidan: Damn!! (does a ritual for forgiveness)
Akatsuki(Except Hidan): (sweat drops)
Kidomaru: Ok… But if I get harmed…. I'm suing you. -.-
(tricks Orochimaru into getting into a room full of pot and police catch him, sending him to jail)
Kazumi: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!
Kabuto: I don't know how to cut hair. (sweat drops, laughing embarrassedly, still holding Blaze)
Everyone(Except Kabuto): (gasp) O.O
Kazumi: You suck, you know? -.-
Kabuto: (sweat drops) But I'll try anyways. (grins hopefully)
Kazumi: Next!!
From Akira Tomyei:
(gets attacked by Kabuto and he ties her up because he was dared to cut someone's hair by some reviewer.)
Itachi
I dare you to scare Tobi.
I dare you to torment Sasuke for 2 whole chapters.
Pein
I dare you to get the Akatsuki in a humliating situation.
I dare you to get Deidara on Punk'd.
Kabuto: (grins evilly) I promise it won't look sooo bad. (holds up a pair of scissors)
Kazumi: Bad Kabuto!! (smacks him away and unties Akira)
Kabuto: Ow…. (frowns and picks Blaze back up and walks off)
Itachi: (Kazumi had taken the blind fold off and had super glue solvent, removing the headphones, to his great relief) Tobi is scared of his own shadow, I don't need to do anything at all…..
I can't……. Sasuke's tied up at the moment. (smirks at the thumping noise from in a trunk he's sitting on)
Pein: Eh….. Ok…. (makes a hand sign where everyone, except himself, are in elf costumes)
BUWHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAA!! (lightening and thunder)
Akatsuki(Except Konan & Pein): HOLY SHIT!! DX
Pein & Konan: LMAO!!
Pein: (puts Deidara on Punk'd)
Deidara: NOOOOOO!! (foams at mouth and faints) X0\\\)
Kazumi: HA!!
Next!! (laughing)
From Kasakura Maskai:
Kazumi
Marry Kakuzu
Azuma
i know you are the Hokage's son. Why did you have to die? Were you a coward and what did you think as you were dying? I mean you had a kid with Kurenai and (starts chewing Asuma out)
Sakura
I dare you to sing 4am in the morning.
I dare you to give up Sasuke and date...Lee for this chapter only. Besides, he's more nicer than Sasuke and doesn't ignore you.
Temari
I dare you to kiss Shikamaru and make sure that he does not escape.
(gets a chibiray gun and shoots Shikamaru with it)
Shikamaru
Was your mom that scary?
Kazumi & Kakuzu: WHAT!? (both faces turn red in super blushes)
Akatsuki(Except Kakuzu & Kazumi) (snicker)
Deidara & Kisame: (quickly handcuff Kazumi and Kakuzu together)
Kakuzu: WTF!?
Kazumi: O.O!? (face turns red in a blush)
Pein: Do you, Kakuzu, take Kazumi as your lawfully wedded wife?
Kakuzu: O.O ……. (in stunned silence, face deep red)
Pein: I'll take that as a yes anyway. (evil grin)
Do you, Kazumi, take Kakuzu as your lawfully wedded husband?
Kazumi: O.O….. UH!? ER!! (faints, face red with deep blush)
Kakuzu: (quickly catches her, still stunned)
Pein: I guess we'll have to delay that for a moment… Our host is unconscious. We need someone to replace her at the moment.
Tobi: OOH!! OOH!! PICK TOBI!! (waves hand frantically)
Pein: (sighs) Fine Tobi. You can be host until Kazumi wakes up.
Tobi: Yay!!
Assuma: ……………. (hides from being chewed out) I'm dead for Kami's sake!! Leave me be!! How was I supposed to know I was going to die!?
Sakura: (finally got the killer bunny off face) Phwew…. I already did that once. To bug Naruto. (grins)
I'm sorry, I just can't date Lee. His eyebrows scare the crap out of me. O.O
Lee: (sniffles)
Temari: Okay. (grin evilly) (tackles Shikamaru and kisses him, keeping him pinned so he can't escape) (gets off him after a minute)
Shikamaru: (gasp) Yay!! Freedom!! (gets turned into a chibi) Oh great, how troublesome. -.-
Yes, my mom is that scary.
Tobi: Tobi says it's time for the next review!!
From Kimakowa Niska:
(steals Iruka's clothes and leaves him with just his pants and shoes)
IrukaI
dare you and Kabuto to fight against each other in a battle of wits.
Itachi
You and Hidan..do your momma jokes.
Kisame
I dare you to get a make over.
Kiba
I dare you to make out with Ino.
SakuraI
dare you to date Naruto next chapter and you cannot hit him or be a jerk to him.
Gai, Asuma, Ebisu & Jiri..how ever you spelled pervy sage name.I dare the four of you to sing Macho man by the Village people.
Iruka: Gah!! My shirt!! (face turns red with embarrassment)
Naruto: (snickers)
Iruka: (gets another shirt and put sit on) Ok. We'll play chess.
Kabuto: (nods)
(both Iruka and Kabuto get into a game of chest that won't end till the next chapter)
Itachi: Your momma jokes aren't kind of my thing.
Hidan: You're just afraid I'll beat ya, you little girly pansy shit.
Itachi: (glares) You're on punk!!
Hidan: Oh yeah, yo momma soooo short, when she stepped off the fucking edge of a side walk, all you could hear was, " AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!"
Itachi: Well, yo momma is soooo fat, when she went to the beach, all the whales sung, " We are family! Even though you're bigger than me!"
Hidan: Well, yo momma is soo fucking old- (Pein interrupts yelling: " SHUT THE FUCK UP!!")
Itachi & Hidan: Yes Leader. O.O
Kisame: I don't need one. (scowls)
Kiba: Eh…. No thanks. She's still in a comma anyway. She's not my type either.
Sakura: (huffs) Fine!!
Gai & Assuma & Ebisu & Jiriaya: No thanks…… (sweat drops)
Tobi: Next review please!! (turns chibi with sparkly eye)
From Akari Makari:
Iruka
I dare you to speak out your inner thoughts for a whole chapter.
Kakashi
I dare you to sing "Rollercoaster" by Major Maker.
Ino
I dare you to sing "Pretty mind" by Jakalope.
Ebisu
I dare you to yell at Hidan until he goes deaf.
Kurenai
I dare you to beat up Asuma.
Iruka: Um….. Busy. (still playing chess with Kabuto)
Kakashi: Uh…… No?
Ino: (still in comma and can't do anything)
Ebisu: Uh….. (looks at Hidan nervously)
Hidan: He won't do it….. If he knows what's fucking good for him. (glares at him with scythe raised at the ready)
Kurenai: No, because I love him. -.-
Tobi: Ooh!! Another one!!
From Sonar:
Kabuto
(her cheeks are red as Kabuto was behind her and of course, he took her hair tie)
I dare you and Iruka to switch clothes for this chapter only.(feels Kabuto playing with her hair?)
Worse rumor you heard about yourself? (same question to Tobi, Deidara, Itachi & Iruka)
(Naruto hands her a photo of that kiss and is tempted to get him if Kabuto doesn't stop her. Seconds later, Naruto's jacket is on fire due to Kabuto sticking a few explosive tags on the jacket)(rests against Kabuto)
Now I'm curious what you might have in mind for me. By the way, nice job on getting Naruto.(Kabuto takes her offguard again and ...insert what happens next here.)
Iruka
That's probably a good thing because I always find older characters cute. (blush)
By the way, I think Naruto is posting pictures of that kiss we had around the village.(Iruka finds a picture hanging in front of his face and he's blushing wondering why he had to be tormented)
I dare you to play a friendly prank on Naruto.
I dare you to reveal your dream job.
Shino
I'm a fan of yours too and you got plenty of them.
How many times do you get asked about your eyes?
How hard is it to have all those bugs in your body?
If they were all removed, would you die or what would happen?
When getting them at a young age, did you cry?
How many times have you had your bugs attack someone because they stepped on some bugs.
Is there any bug you find scary?
Worse nightmare?
Kabuto: (chuckles at Naruto having his jacket on fire) No problem.
Eh... Me and Iruka are fine with our clothing.
(takes her off guard with a kiss on the cheek)
Everyone(except Kabuto & Kazumi): O.O!!
Kazumi: (still out)
Iruka: (grins) (tricks Naruto into eating super spicy ramen that burns his tongue)
My dream job is what I have already. Being a teacher. .
Shino: Hmm… Nice to have a fan.
I get asked about eyes a lot.
It's not uncomfortable, if that's what you're asking.
No, I wouldn't die, unless I was on a mission, I would die if I didn't have a defense.
No, I didn't cry when I got them.
Twice I have attacked someone for that.
No, there is no bug that scares me.
My worst nightmare is to fail my teammates….
Tobi: Wow, Tobi is surprised at how long this chapter is. O. )
Next review please. O . )
From Bunny:
Walks up behind Hidan and pokes him in the back with a tranq dart. When unconscious, jacks his Akatsuki cloak and puts it on.
Bunny-Hi guys!
Sees Itachi
Bunny- Hi SASUKE!
Hidan Groans
Hidan- What the hell just happened?
Bunny- Damn, should of used a bigger dose.
Hidan- Why the are you wearing my cloak?
Bunny- Er, to let the wonderful readers with imagination to see your wonderful torso.
Dodges his attempt to get it back.
Runs over to get behind Kazumi yelling
Bunny- RAPIST! HIDAN'S IS TRYING TO RAPE ME!
...I dare The rapist, Mr.Weasel-chan, Tobi, and Kisame. To stay in a closet, with tons of sugar, for 4 hours.
Bunny-Ja!
Itachi: I am not Sasuke!! (glares angrily)
Kazumi: (still unconscious)
Hidan: I am not a rapist!!
Kakuzu: (smacks him upside the head) No raping people!!
Pein: Hey, Kakuzu, do you want to marry Kazumi or not? (looks at him with determination)
Kakuzu: O.O (face is red in blush) …….
Deidara: If Kazumi says yes, will you, un?
Kakuzu: Er……. O.O (shifts uncomfortably, still holding Kazumi bridal style, face red)
Pein: We'll take that as a yes. (grins evilly)
Kakuzu: -.- (still blushing) Grrrr!!
Hidan & Itachi & Kisame: NO!!
Tobi: Tobi is good on sugar, so no thank you.
To the next and last two reviews.
From GaaGaa4NarutoGuys:
Yay, you used my question. That was awesome.
Tobi: If Kazumi Senpai were awake, she'd say thank you.
Kazumi: (slowly wakes up, sees that self is in Kakuzu's arms) (face turns bright red) Meep!! O.O
Pein: Kazumi! You're awake! Do you, or do not want to marry Kakuzu? (grins evilly)
Kazumi: Er….. O.O (face is redder) Next review!!
Another from GaaGaa4NarutoGuys:
Hey, it's me again.
Anyways, this is fun, so I'm gonna ask more questions.
Deidara:My cousin wants to know if you were ever a girl? (crys anime tears)She also want's to know if you are interested in Sasori? (cry's even more anime tears.
Sasori:Did you know your eyes are very pretty? Really, they are.
Itachi:Would you get annoyed if I continually poked you in the forehead like you used to do to Sasuke?
That's it for now. Byez.
Deidara: ……. For the last time!! I'm a guy, un!! And no, I'm not interested in Sasori!!
I can prove it!! (kisses GaaGaa, just to make a point and also cause she called him hot, his way of saying thank you)
Akatsuki(Except Deidara): O.O
Sasori: Er…… Thanks….. I think…..
Itachi: Yes, I would get annoyed. (gives a warning glare)
Kazumi: That's our end of this chapter. Hope ya enjoyed.
Akatsuki(Except Kakuzu): You haven't told us if you will marry Kakuzu or not!?
Kakuzu: Shut up!! If she doesn't , she doesn't!! It's not like she'd want to marry someone like me anyway. (frowns under mask)
Kazumi: (blushes) I don't know…… Maybe…. I dunno. I'm just really confused right now.
(they are still handcuffed)
Everyone(Except Kazumi of course): (all look at her with anxious looks, waiting for her answer)
To be continued……
ZOMG!! Me marry Kakuzu!? I dunno what to do!! Do I say yes?! What do you people think? Should I say yes or not?
Give me your opinions if I should or not if you feel like it when you review to ask questions. I'm really confused. Should I marry him? (blushes) See you next chapter…. O.O