Dear fan fiction writers,

Um…as much as I appreciate you all for writing about me so much there's some things that I don't quiet…understand. Well, for one, why am I always stuttering. I'm not denying that I do it's just…I only stutter when I'm around Naruto. Another thing that I'm not quiet sure about is all of the pairings, and not just about me. Like…uh… Naruto and Sasuke (1), you all say that it's because they're rivals and all, and I get that I do! It's just…then wouldn't Gai and Kakashi be together too?

And what about…high school fics. I know that you all really want us to go to school, and that's great you know so we can get an education and everything, but in your world lots of stuff wouldn't work. Naruto and Sasuke wouldn't be able to live on their own, and for them not too then a lot of the original plot would have to be changed. Plus, I'm always a nerdy rich kid who falls in love with Naruto Sasuke or Kiba…I don't even really understand where Sasuke come from to be honest with you all.

Another thing is…why do Ocs only fall in love with the guys? Why is there never an OC that falls in love with a girl?…I don't quite understand that. Actually I don't understand a lot of stories.

I know you aren't all bad. Like the ones that pair with Naruto or the ones with an actual plot. Um…I guess what I'm trying to say is that some people do a good job but they'e hard to find.

Have a nice day,

Hinata

Wow that was hard… I was trying to have her disagree but still stay nice and shy…

I have a poll on my profile, hint hint.

Okay so whoever reviews with the words "frilly purple panties" (because normally no one would say that and I want to be sure) first gets a one on one with any character (that I have not done). What I mean is that I will have a character (of your choice) review your story (if more than one you can choose it, and if you don't have one then I can help you with a one-shot or with the expressed permission of an author we can you that story of your choice. If you don't want to use a story you can simply tell me things to write about.)

Thank you all for reading! Oh…and anyone want to beta this? Contact me if you do… either a review or a pm idc (for those who don't know that means I don't care). Cuz these people are getting too OOC…

(1) truth be told I LOVE this pairing…simply because they were rivals then best friends so it proves that they had an emotional connection so it's actually based off of something unlik- okay I'm rabbling I'll stop

Discaimer: I don't think I've said it, but do I really need to? Okay

Dear creepy lawyer,

I don't own this. Just for the record.

Don't sue me,

Jayde (my real name…my user is too long)