SECOND PART!
So, what do I have in store for you?
Matt, just a little hint; if you think about what you said earlier, you'll understand why the Chapter has Italian in it! And if you can't figure it out, you'll understand by the end of the part!
Oh, and this is an extension of chapter 14, so, the story isn't continuing, okay? This story has a LOT more chapters, so if you aren't interested now, I suggest that you stop reading.
I HAVE SET A DEADLINE FOR SUBMITTION! IF YOU WANT TO PUT MORE UP, PLEASE NOTIFY ME BEFORE OCTOBER 31st, OR YOUR CHAPTER WILL NOT BE PUT UP!
It's a month! That's plenty of time to put in more embarrassing Dares!
THIS IS AN EXTREME NOTICE! NONE OF THE FOLLOWING IS INVOLVED IN THE STORY. THERE WILL BE REFERENCES FOR THE FUTURE, BUT NONE OF THIS IS STORY RELATED! ALL THE CHARACTERS THAT AREN'T ORIGINALLY IN THE STORY AREN'T IN THE ACTUAL STORY! THESE ARE JUST CHAPTERS MADE FOR PURE AMUSEMENT! SO NONE OF THE CHARACTERS ACTUALLY INTERACTED WITH EACH OTHER!
Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts; this was purely fan-made and in no way should profit out of this.
However, I DO own Chance/Cenchax, and he cannot be used without my permission!
Part 7: Italian, Anyone?
I CANNOT emphasize this enough. Before you reading this part, READ THE EXTREME NOTICE AT THE TOP!
While the rest of the Organization sat in silence, Zexion, Cenchax, and Rose were in Zexion's library, laughing at what Rose was throwing on screen.
"Oh, dude, have me eat it like those two from the sequel!" Cenchax snickered, pointing at some of the words on the screen.
"How's about I have you shout, 'PERVERT!' but then have the plot twist?" Rose giggled.
"No raping, remember!" Zexion joked.
"I know, I know! And, honey, would you be a dear and check how the food's coming?"
"Of course, sweetheart!" Zexion muttered, putting his hands on her shoulder and breathing into her ear. "Anything for my part-time girlfriend!"
Rose laughed. "Yup, Cenchax, he is officially BROKEN!" Rose shouted, watching Zexion disappear to the kitchen.
"Now, where on Earth did you get THAT?!" Cenchax muttered, scratching his head, causing Rose to laugh more.
"Okay, we're almost done. We just need to make an ending…"
"Oh! I got one!" Cenchax exclaimed. He butted Rose over and started typing furiously, smiling. Rose laughed. Then, after a few minutes, he pulled away, shouting, "TA-DA!"
Rose took one look at the screen and fell out of her chair, laughing like a maniac. "CENCHAX! AUGH! THAT'S SO FUNNY!" Rose howled, giggling so hard that she could barely breathe.
"What's so funny?" Zexion asked, who had just reappeared from nowhere.
"The ending I just wrote!" Cenchax muttered smugly.
Zexion looked at the screen and had to turn away and hold onto both his rib to stop it from cracking, and the desk to keep him standing, laughing so hard.
"Zexi thinks it's funny! It's a go!" Rose exclaimed. She printed out her masterpiece. "Now, THIS is the best thing anyone's ever written!" She printed three copies. She handed one to Zexion and one to Cenchax. "Now, get this memorized, got it memorized?" Rose exclaimed, making a retarded face and pointing at her head as she quoted Axel's favorite line.
The two boys laughed. "I'll set everything up! Think you can do this fast enough?"
"Dude, I'm psychic, he memorizes whole books in one night, and we both adapt like crazy! It'll be surprising if we MISS a line!"
Rose laughed. "You have a point! Alright, Zexion, portal me to the set!"
Zexion nodded, and opened a portal.
Time passes…
Back at 'Home Base', everyone was getting bored.
"If something doesn't happen soon, I think I'm going to hurt something…" Larxene muttered. A fly fluttered past. She zapped it as though it had just hit a bug zapper. It fell to the floor, fried to a crisp. "Okay, that should be enough for 5 minutes…"
"What the hell are they doing…?" Saix growled.
"I dunno…Whatever it is; I hope it's worth the wait…" Marluxia murmured.
"It WILL be!"
Everyone looked at the door to see Rose padding through.
"So, what IS this brilliant plan of yours?" Vexen asked.
Rose just smiled. She grabbed the remote for the TV and turned it on.
Zexion and Cenchax were sitting side by side at a table covered in a red-and-white checkered cloth. It had a candle in the middle, and a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs in the middle. The background was a street in the moonlight, with the lamp-lights shining. It was obviously fake; it looked like someone had just colored it in with markers. Cenchax and Zexion were smiling; looking at what everyone assumed was the camera.
Rose picked up a walkie talkie. She pressed the button. "Alright, guys, action!" she shouted. Her voice was also heard on the TV.
Zexion gave thumbs up.
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING CONTAINS MATERIAL TOO HUMOR-FILLED FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN DIE LAUGHING! READ AT YOU OWN RISK! NOT SUITABLE FOR CHILDREN 13 YEARS AND YOUNGER! SEE YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE READING THIS SECTION.
Cenchax looked around, paranoid. "Zexi, they're back!"
"Who?" Zexion asked, picking up his beer bottle to take a sip.
"The voices in my head! It just said, 'Alright, guys, action!'"
Zexion slammed down his beer-bottle, angered. "It's always about the voices in your head! Voices this, voices that! When will we talk about MY needs?!" he asked, hand on chest, looking pleadingly at Cenchax.
Cenchax snorted. "YOUR NEEDS?!" YOU needed a night out, and I took you out!"
"This place is a dump! It smells like a skunk covered in raw fish DIED here in an old shoe! The people who run the place are gay!"
He held up a picture of the entire Organization, with Cenchax and Zexion blotted out. "I mean, LOOK at them! All of them either have gay hair, a gay voice, or gay…GAYNESS!"
"Hey, I took you out!"
"I'm not done! The food sucks!"
"You haven't even eaten it yet!"
"I WANTED THE COCONUTS! BRING FORTH THE COCONUTS!"
"They don't HAVE coconuts here!"
"I WANT THE COCONUTS!"
"THERE AREN'T ANY COCONUTS HERE!"
"I WANT THE COCONUTS!"
"SHUT THE HELL UP, BITCH!" Cenchax shouted, slapping Zexion, who fell out of his chair. Cenchax's hands flew to his mouth.
"OH MY GOD! Zexi, are you alright?"
Zexion came up, holding a coconut. "You liar…!"
Cenchax's eyes widened. Then, he shouted. "THIS RESTAURANT LIES!"
"LIES!"
"LIES!"
"!"
"…So, do you want to eat or what?"
"Oh, god, yes, I'm starving!" Zexion tried to take a bite out of the coconut. He winced, pulling away and rubbing his jaw. "OW! Oh, wait…I hate coconuts…" He threw it over his shoulder.
The two dug into their spaghetti, eating with absolutely no etiquette or manners. All of a sudden, in the middle of the meal, Cenchax paused, and glared at Zexion. "Stop eating on my side!"
"Cenchax, there ARE no sides when someone's sharing on a plate!"
"I don't care if there are no sides! You're on my side!"
"How can I be on your side when there are none?"
"You're still on it!"
Zexion and Cenchax turned away, uttering, "HMPH!" A piece of pasta was hanging out of their mouth, which was connected. They both sucked it in, shifting their head as they felt it tug. Then, they turned to find that their lips were pressed against each other. The audience could feel the passion flowing between those two, the tension of the brotherly bond they felt for each other, quivering over the edge of becoming lovers…
But, of course, none of the passion actually was there. They bit the pasta and pulled away, spitting onto the ground.
"AUGH! YOU PERVERT!" Zexion screamed.
"What…You think I did-!"
"I'VE BEEN SEXUALLY HARRASSED!" Zexion cried, clinging onto himself.
"OH MY GOD, BY WHO?!?"
"I don't know! It went by too fast…"
"Was he around 5 feet tall, brown eyes, black hair, tattoos on his neck and eye, and blue swirls in his hair?"
"How did you know…?"
"Oh, no…IT WAS OWEN!"
"NO! BUT I'M PREGNANT WITH SUE'S CHILD!"
"REALLY?!?"
"Lolz, NO! Only giraffes get pregnant!"
"Oh…NOW I remember!"
"Hey, do you want this meatball? I have an eating disorder!" Zexion offered shyly, nudging a meatball over to Cenchax with a single meatball. There was something about the look on his face that was asking Cenchax for more than whether or not Cenchax wanted a meatball…
Cenchax looked surprised, but smiled sweetly. "If it's from you, I'm sure it's delicious…"
They two smiled at each other, gazing into each other's eyes with care…Then, a savage look came onto Cenchax's face, and he stuck his face into the plate, demolishing the meatball. Zexion stared with wide eyes.
"AUGH! IT'S THE BOOGIE MAN!"
Cenchax looked up at once, looking around in terror. "WHERE?!"
"OH MY GOD, CENCHAX, DON'T MOVE!"
"WHAT?!?"
"IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!!!"
Cenchax froze for point five seconds. Then, he lifted up his chair, and began swinging it around like a barbarian, screaming. Zexion's eyes widened, and he ducked as the chair swung where his head used to be. Cenchax stormed around, stomping and swinging the chair around, screaming. He set the chair down and ran off-set, still screaming. Zexion stared after him. Then, he looked at the camera with an expression that said, 'What-The-Fuck?'
Cenchax came in with a smug grin. "I killed the Boogie Man!" he said triumphantly, fist against chest in a regal manner, sitting down.
"MY HERO!" Zexion shouted, hands clamping together, tilting his hands, sighing romantically.
It was quiet for a little while. Then, Zexion asked, "You wanna make-out, or something?"
"Sure!"
Cenchax leapt on top of Zexion and the two's eyes closed and their lips formed. They fell over before their lips touched, which indicated that they weren't actually going to make-out, but were going to fake it. Their legs flailed in the air as they moaned. In the middle of it all…
"Wait…Zexi…What are you…GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!"
Cenchax came up, wearing a horn, sauce coming out of his side. He held in his hands two meatballs. "YOU TOOK IT OUT! THEN YOU PUT IT IN MY…YOU TORE IT OUT! YOU STOLE MY KIDNEY!" he shrieked, showing the camera the meatballs, horror filling his face. "AUGH!" he screamed, running off screen, throwing the meatballs into the air.
Zexion stood up, and took center-stage, staring after Cenchax. Then, his right hand landed on his hip and his left hand made a thumbs up sign, his eye on the camera. "YOU JUST GOT ZEXIPWNED!"
The camera shut off.
No one could stop laughing. They tried, and failed.
Rose smiled. "And that is what happened when they tried to remake 'The Lady and the Tramp' with humans instead of dogs!"
So, Matt? How did I do?
…I have nothing more to say…I'm extremely busy nowadays, and I gotta work on the next parts…
TA-TA!
~Cat's Eye