A/N: ya know what? I hate putting 'A/N'...it's so...boring!...from now on I shall put Kris k? ok...newho! it might take me awhile to put up the next update cuz I'm at my grams and her computer hates me (seriously) and I don't much computer time cuz the internet hogs up the phone line -.-...but I'll work on the next update whenever I can k? and allll ideas are welcome...enjoy!
Yuki lay stretched out on her bed. "I'm so tired."
Ash was bouncing a tennis ball against the wall. "Well I'm bored."
Yuki looked at her friend. "Then go to sleep."
Ash looked at her in horror.
Yuki rolled her eyes. "Fine. What do you want to do?"
Ash grinned evilly.
This got Yuki's attention. She propped herself up on her elbows. "Spill."
"Alright. I say we get revenge against the boys."
Yuki tilted her head. "But they never did anything to me."
"Well they did something to me. So you can get revenge just for the hell of it, or just do it for fun."
Yuki nodded. "Alright. What did you have in mind?"
Ash rubbed her hands together. "Alright, here's the plan.." She explained her revenge plan.
Yuki grinned. "Me likey."
Ash smirked. "Knew you would."
"Shall we?"
"We shall!" Ash linked arms with Yuki and off they went.
They headed out of the temple and into town for supplies.
Yusuke lay on his bed with an icepack to one eye. "Damn, Ash sure can throw a punch."
Kuwabara groaned from his bed. "And a kick," he whispered hoarsely.
Yusuke looked at his friend. "Yeah, I guess you got the worse end of the deal."
Kuwabara glared at his friend from the corner of his eye. "Shut it Urameshi."
Yusuke yawned. "Well, night buddy." He closed his good eye and fell fast alseep.
Kuwabara sighed. "Ash is evil," he muttered before falling asleep.
Kurama sat on his bed reading a book.
Hiei was leaning against the wall staring at the floor.
Kurama glanced up. "Is there something interesting about the floor, Hiei?"
Hiei glanced up at his friend. "Hn." He went back to looking at the floor.
Kurama sighed. He looked at the wall across from him. "I hope Yusuke and Kuwabara are ok."
Hiei smirked. "The bakas got what they deserved."
Kurama looked at Hiei. "Now Hiei."
Hiei rolled his eyes. "Hn." He closed his eyes.
Kurama sighed and put his book away. "Goodnight Hiei."
No reply.
Kurama looked over to see the fire/ice youkai fast asleep. He smiled to himself before laying down and falling asleep.
Ash and Yuki crept back into the temple, bags in tow.
Genkai walked in from the kitchen. "What are you two up to?"
Ash and Yuki froze.
Ash whispered. "Act natural."
Both girls dropped their bags and fell to their hands and knees. "Moo. Mooo. Moooooo."
Genkai rolled her eyes. "Knock it off you two. Just don't prank me." She headed off to her room.
Ash looked at Genkai's retreating figure. "The duck has marinated."
Yuki grabbed her bags and rolled to one side. "We must floss our toes now."
Ash nodded.
Both girls tippy toed down toward the guys' rooms.
Ash pointed toward Yusuke and Kuwabara's room.
Yuki raised an eyebrow. "You sure you can handle pranking Hiei?" she whispered.
Ash blinked. "What are you talking about?"
"Nooothing. Just go." Yuki crept into Yusuke and Kuwabara's room.
Ash scratched the back of her head. "What was she talking about?" she mumbled to herself. She shrugged and headed into Kurama and Hiei's room.
And thus began Plan Revenge.
The next morning...
Ash rolled over in her bed.
THUD
"Owwy." Ash slowly rose to her knees. She glared at her bed. "I hate you."
Yuki slowly opened her eyes and yawned. "What's going on?"
Ash looked at her. "I don't know."
"Go figure," Yuki muttered.
"I heard that!"
"No you didn't."
"Did too!"
"Whatever. I'm going back to sleep." Yuki rolled over and pulled the covers over her head.
"NO! We have to witness the opacalypse!" Ash said jumping to her feet.
Yuki bolted up. "To the end of the world!"
Both girls scrambled out of their rooms and down the hall.
"Who shall we wake first?" Ash asked.
Yuki grinned. "The dimwits."
Ash rubbed her hands together. "One wake up call comin' up!" She crept over to the door and opened it a crack. "Well hello Yukina, Keiko. What brings you two here?"
Yusuke and Kuwabara shot up.
"Yukina! My love!" Kuwabara sprung out of bed. He tripped on a string and a rat came flying at him. "AH!"
It hit him and started crawling all over him.
Kuwabara started jumping around screaming like a girl.
Yusuke blinked, still half asleep. "What the hell?" He looked around the room to find it covered in string. He looked at Kuwabara and burst out laughing.
"IT'S NOT FUNNY URAMESHI! GET IT OFF!"
"Alright alright," Yusuke said between laughs. Slowly he got out of bed, only to trip another trap.
A bowling ball fell from the ceiling and hit his head.
Yusuke fell over unconsious.
"GET IT OFF GET IT OFF!"
Ash and Yuki were currently dying with laughter.
Kurama opened his eyes and sat up. He looked at the door strangely.
Hiei was already looking at the door with a raised eyebrow.
"What is that noise?"
"Hn, how should I know?"
Kurama looked at his friend. "We-" he couldn't finish his sentence. He was too busy staring at Hiei.
Hiei glared at the kitsune. "What?"
Kurama rubbed his eyes. He blinked repeatedly as he stared at his friend.
"What!"
"Hiei, go look in the bathroom mirror."
Hiei looked at the kitsune mildly confused before heading out of the room. He passed two hysterical girls in the hallway.
They too one look at him and laughed even harder.
Hiei growled and rushed into the bathroom. His eye started twitching and a vein appeared on his head. "ASH! YUKI!"
The girls had dyed his hair neon orange and wrote 'I Love Puppies and Kittens' on his bandana that was now hot pink.
Hiei stormed out of the bathroom and into the hallway. "ASH! YUKI!"
The girls looked up at him. "Yes ma'am?"
Hiei growled and lunged.
Unfortuently Kuwabara burst out of his room dancing around trying to get the rat off him.
The two collided.
Kurama poked his head out of his room. "Oh my." Quickly he closed the door, not wanting to be part of this.
Yuki and Ash were laughing so hard now, that they were crying.
Hiei and Kuwabara were a heap of limbs.
The rat scurried over to Ash.
Ash scooped up the rat. "Hey there Squeakers. You were such a good boy, yes you were!" She stroked him lovingly.
"GET OFF ME BAKA!"
Kuwabara layed there with swirly eyes.
Hiei's eye was twitching like mad.
Kurama leaned against the door. He sighed. "I can't believe they did that. I wonder what happened to Yusuke." He spotted a cage sitting on a table in the middle of the room. "Now what is that?" (How do you miss a cage in the middle of the room?) He walked over and peered in.
A little baby penguin sat there. It stared back at him.
"Why hello there. What are you doing in a cage?" Kurama asked as he opened the cage door.
The penguin growled and lunged at Kurama. It started beating him with its wings and pecking at his face.
Kurama tried violently to get it off. Finally he threw the poor thing across the room.
THUMP
The penguin lay on the bed dazed.
Kurama slowly approached it.
It jumped up and waddled toward him at a rapid pace.
Kurama backed up.
The penguin jumped off the bed and hurried toward him while growling.
"What the!" Kurama bolted out of the room with the killer penguin in tow.
Ash and Yuki saw this.
"GO MISTER WADDLES GO!" Yuki cheered.
"GET IT AWAY FROM ME!" Kurama yelled while running.
Kuwabara finally snapped out of it and sat up.
Hiei was finally freed and stood up. Only to be knocked over by the killer penguin.
It pecked at his face and beat him with his wings.
Kurama was still running.
Yusuke finally came to and stumbled out of his room. "What's going on?"
The penguin stopped trying to kill Hiei and looked at Yusuke. It waddled toward him and looked up at him cutely.
Hiei sat up and glared at the penguin.
Yusuke blinked at the penguin. "Um, Hi?"
The penguin screeched and lunged at Yusuke.
"AH!" Yusuke ran from the killer penguin.
Ash and Yuki were currently dying with laughter.
Ash 'accidently' let go of Squeakers.
Squeakers lunged at Kuwabara.
Kuwabara screamed like a little girl as the rat crawled all over him
Kurama and Yusuke were currently running all over the house from Mister Waddles, the killer penguin.
Kuwabara was now running all over the house waving his arms about and screaming like a little girl.
Ash and Yuki were dying with laughter, until they saw Hiei's murderous look.
Hiei's eye was twitching and his hand was on his katana hilt.
Genkai walked down the hall. "What is going on?"
"RUN FROM THE CIRCUS MIDGET!" both girls screamed. They darted down the hall with Hiei close behind.
Genkai sighed heavily. This is going to be a REALLY long year. She headed to the kitchen for some tea.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SAVE US FROM THE CHRISTMAS FAIRY!"
Hiei growled and lunged at the girls.
Ash and Yuki ducked and crawled up a wall and into an air vent.
Hiei glared at the air vent. "I'll kill you both!"
"MEEP! meep...eep...ep...p..." Yup, it echoed.
"AH! THERE'S ANOTHER DEMON IN HERE AND ITS MIMICKING US!"
Hiei sweatdropped. "Bakas." They have to come out of there eventually...
3 hours later...
Genkai had managed to cage both Squeakers and Mister Waddles.
Kurama and Yusuke now hand brusies all over them and little holes on their faces.
Kuwabara was covered from head to foot in scratches.
All were in the livingroom.
Hiei was positioned on the couch with a clear view of the air vent.
"I'm going to kill both of them," Yusuke growled.
"Get in line Urameshi," Kuwabara snapped.
Hiei rolled his eyes.
Genkai sighed and placed the cages on the table.
Kurama, Yusuke, and Kuwabara immediately moved to the other side of the room.
"Bakas," Hiei muttered.
Ash and Yuki were currently wandering around the ventalation system.
"I think we're lost," Ash said.
"We're not lost! We just don't know exactly where we are," Yuki said over her shoulder.
"So we're lost?"
"NO!"
"Geez, no need to get snappy," Ash murmered.
"Shut it." Yuki came to a vent. She peered through the little hole thingys to see Hiei sitting on the couch. "About face!"
"Why?"
"Cause, we're right back were we started from."
"Oh. Is he still there?"
"Eyup."
"Damn." Ash turned around rather painfully, seeing as she was army crawling.
Both girls started their wandering again.
1 hour later...
Hiei was still glaring at the vent.
"Hiei why are you glaring at a vent?" Kurama inquired.
"Hn. Cause the morons are in the air vents." He stated.
"WHAT!" Genkai yelled. "They're in the ventalation!"
Hiei nodded.
Genkai growled and stormed over to the vent. "ASH! YUKI! GET YOU'RE ASSES OUT HERE NOW!"
No answer.
Genkai's aura flared. "Those little..."
Meanwhile Ash and Yuki found another vent. It lead to their room.
They crawled out and stretched.
"Now why didn't we know that was there?" Yuki asked.
"You didn't know it was there? I did," Ash stated.
"WHAT!"
"SH!"
"Shit."
They heard running footsteps.
"Hide!" Yuki crawled under the bed.
Ash crawled into one of the dresser drawls, in the form of a black kitten.
The boys and Genkai ran into the room.
"ASH! YUKI!" Genkai yelled.
Yuki tentively poked her head out from under the bed. "Y-yes?"
Genkai glared. "Where's Ash!"
Yuki pointed at the dresser.
Genkai stalked over and pulled out each drawer until only the bottom was left. She ripped it out to find a terrified black kitten. Grabbing it by the scruff of its neck, she pulled it out.
"Kitty!" Kuwabara rushed forward and snatched the kitten from Genkai.
Genkai glared at the kitten.
Kuwabara cuddled the kitten, who was currently purring.
"Ash..." Genkai hissed.
Ash suddenly walked into the room, an ice-cream cone in one hand. "Yessum?"
Yuki did a double take. "How did you?"
Ash blinked then shrugged. "Some dude teleported me out and gave me ice-cream! He wanted to see Yusuke so I brought him back with me! Everyone, meet dude!" She gestured to the door as a man with messy brown hair and big chocolate brown eyes.
"Hello Yusuke," his voice was deep and husky.
Who is this mystery man? What will Genkia do to the two girls? How did the kitten get the draw? Why did the man come to see Yusuke? Where shall I go next with the story? When am I gonna just shut up and start the next chapter? Who knows...
Kris: PLEASE REVIEW! I'll be your bestest friend forever -puppy eyes-