Dear Journal,

I still haven't started asking people about Antonio, because after that experience with those three dip-shits, I feel a little self-conscious. Anyways, I have a secret. Its really embarrassing, and I don't want anybody to know what it is but you, my trusty Journal. You see, I've kind of gotten into the habit of reading those comics from Sushi Bastard's country. You know, manga or whatever? Its not really that part I'm embarrassed about.

I read shoujo-manga, which is manga for girls. Most of the manga are about romance, high school issues, and other problems girls face. I'm not some freaking pervert that likes looking at girls from weird angles in a graphic novels, got it!? That is something Francis would do!!! That fucking wino probably has yaoi and yuri (gay and lesbian, ugh) porn stashed somewhere in his house! I am not that demented, got it! Besides, Feliciano reads shoujo-manga too. After I finish the newest volume of Vampire Knight (Yuuki/Kaname forever!), I'll be lending it to him. I swear, if that fucking dumbass spills pasta on it, I will murder him. Then again, I still need to murder him for dating Potato Bastard. So, my secret is that I like girl manga. So what? I can't help it if all the guy manga is filled with disgusting gore scenes and a bunch of pervert jokes, not to mention the corny violence! Girl manga deals more with feelings, so there!

Well, nothing of interest happened today. I pretty much just stayed home and read about five different volumes of Vampire Knight and Skip Beat. I made some biscotti, but they got burned to crisp because Feliciano was impatient (The dumbass turned up the dial to 500 FUCKING DEGREES!!!!). They tasted like crap, and they easily could have been mistaken for Arthur's goddamn cooking.

Speaking of Arthur, I should talk to him tomorrow about this Antonio deal. I'll write down everything we talked about after I get back, so expect a lot tomorrow. Agh, I still have so many pages to fill, damn it. Why did I get such a large journal? No offense, Journal. You were worth every penny (I bought you in America, remember? I was bored on the trip, damn it).

Okay, and if, God forbid, anyone is reading this.... SO FUCKING WHAT IF I ENJOY SHOUJO-MANGA!!?? WHY THE FUCK DO YOU CARE!? AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU READING MY JOURNAL, YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLE!!!??? GO DIE IN A HOLE OR SOMETHING, OR ELSE I'LL FIND YOU!

(Just a precaution, because I saw Feliciano sneaking around in my room earlier. He was either trying to steal one of my manga or trying to find you, my Journal. I think he was looking for you, because he was looking around the places he's seen me writing at. The no good homo-dumbass.... I should lock him in the closet or something. Wow, unintended pun there. Go back in the closet, Feliciano. Stop dating the goddamn Potato and go back into the closet. Wow, I sure can sound bitchy at times, damn it. I hope Feli doesn't read this part, or else he'll be crying non-stop. Too bad, though. Life can be a bitch, and so can I. But I'm not a girl, I'm a guy!!!)

Well, I better go thank Sushi Bastard for introducing manga to me.

~Lovino Vargas

*GASP* The truth is out.... Lovino is a shoujo-manga fanatic! And he loves Vampire Knight!

Pure crack in this entry, an idea I came up with when watching some Higurashi Parody Fandub episodes on Youtube. I just wanted to make Lovino a fan(girl) of shoujo-manga, and I was laughing as I pictured him pouring over a volume of Vampire Knight.

Warning: Biscotti should never be cooked at 500 degrees.

Review please!