~~~~~~Earth~~~~~~
Vegeta slowly exits the GR and moves towards the landing platform for the space ships. He could already feel Gohan entering the atmosphere, much to his chagrin the boy felt even more powerful than when he had left. It really shouldn't have been much of a surprise to Vegeta, seeing as the boy took after his clown of a father almost too well. The loud roar of a ship drew him away from his bit of whimsy and his eyes lazily trace up to the atmosphere where a large white pod descends to its home base. He could feel his mate come up behind him and stare at the landing ship as well, Trunks absent from her arms. Must be with his grandfather while he bumbles around his lab talking to himself again. Before the woman could comment he turns his head an inch to observe the ever stoic Namek landing on the Capsule Corp lawn.
"Green bean," Vegeta says simply.
"Monkey," the alien replies just as simply.
"Good to see that things never change between you two," another voice calls out. Standing there was Krillin with a little peach fuzz covering his usually bald scalp. Standing next to him was the blonde bombshell with a number for a name. Piccolo doesn't bother with a response, simply turning his eyes to the ship. Vegeta however feels its his princely right to say something.
"I see you hooked up with the junk yard reject," Vegeta growls out with a smug smile. Krillin's face drops into a scowl, but before he could reply 18's cold voice echoes across the yard.
"I'm glad to see that you couldn't think of anything beyond that old joke. You see Krillin, I knew it was a good idea not to bring along that banana, why reward a monkey when he can't even learn new tricks"
"Blonde toaster," Vegeta growls before turning back to the ship, ignoring the last three Earthlings to join them. By this time talking was a moot point as the roar of the ship was too much. When if finally touches down and the engines cut off and begin the much quieter hissing of the coolant pumping, Bulma shakes her head and laughs softly.
"So much like his father…has to have the whole party come to him," she remarks, making the rest of the Z Warriors laugh, barring two ever grumpy fighters. The ramp finally drops down and a figure could be seen just inside the doors shadows. The shadow then slowly steps forward, revealing himself. The Z Warriors eyes widen in shock while jaws hit the ground. Standing before them was a figure that could pass for Goku! He was in the trademark orange and blue gi with the turtle symbol on front and King Kai's on back. The same spiky black hair and coal black eyes burning with a hidden determination and drive. Same body type, maybe just a bit more tan. The only thing that wasn't Goku like was the x shaped scar on his left cheek.
"GOKU/KAKAROT!" everyone shouts at the same moment. The figure stares at them for a while longer before finally falling over laughing as another voice joins the merriment. Gohan finally appears in the doorway still laughing and points to them.
"You all should see your faces! Priceless!"
~~~~~~DBZ~~~~~~
"So I have you to thank for the clown?" Vegeta questions after Gohan and Bardock's merriment wore away from their faces. Gohan just grins brightly and nods while Bardock shrugs a little. Vegeta grunts and turns away from them.
"Goku's dad…man! What kinda luck does Gohan have to find living Saiyans….one of them being his grandpa?" Krillin asks no one. It was one of those questions you ask when you have no idea what to really say.
"The chances are actually way to high to even try calculating…but like dad always said…where there's a will…there's a way," Gohan says simply. A snort became Gohan's answer and he spins his head to Piccolo.
"So you willing went to space to find your long last grandfather?" the Namek growls. Gohan just snickers while rubbing the back of his head, looking all the world like his father. Piccolo glares at the boy before throwing his hands up in the air in a pleading gesture. After the group finishes their laughing Gohan's face drops into a more serious look.
"Bulma…what's going on with my mom?"
"Come with me Gohan…it's probably better that she tells you…" Bulma replies, looking away from Gohan to hide her smile. Chi-Chi was sick…but it wasn't serious…she just figured Gohan would want to see his friends and family again. Not to mention the ship might need a tune up and some food. They finally reach the door that Chi-Chi was behind and Bulma opens it, stepping inside. "Chi-Chi…you have a visitor"
"Who is Bulma?" Chi-Chi asks before her eyes turn to Gohan. They both widen before a whimsical smile comes to her face, "GOHAN!" she cries happily as the boy rushes forward to be enveloped in his mother's arms. She rocks him back and forth before her eye suddenly twitches. Before Gohan could react he found himself at an arms length away from his mother with a frying pan planted between in his eyes a loud 'CLANG' echoing through the empty halls of Capsule Corp.
"OWWW! WHAT THE FU -CLANG- GOD DA -CLANG- STOP!" he finally roars, only to get another quick slam to the head. The mightiest Z Warrior couldn't put up with abuse and found himself falling to the ground with his eyes in a daze and rubbing furiously at his forehead.
"DON'T YOU DARE USE THAT LANGAUGE WITH ME YOUNG MAN!" the woman shrieks, her frying pan hand getting twitchy again. She then drops the pan and clasps her hands together while staring up at the heavens "Oh Goku…what am I going to do with our son! He's only been gone a few months and already he's talking like a hooligan!" she cries with large tears forming at the corners of her eyes. Bulma sweat drops and quickly closes the door before breathing a large healthy sigh.
"I will never…never ever never…understand the Son family…" she utters.
"TEACH ME OH MIGHTY ONE!" a sudden shout erupts from the living room. Bulma's head tilts slightly before she rushes back out.
'That was Yamcha!" she thinks before stopping in the doorway with a sweat drop. Yamcha was on his knees, bowing before Bardock with his hands in a pleading gesture above his head. "What the hell?"
"Its nothing Bulma. Bardock just let Yamcha know how much of a man whore he is…" Krillin says with a sweat drop.
"Do wha?"
"Why make it sound like a bad thing baldy? I'm rather proud of the fact that I've probably fucked my way through the universe," Bardock says simply with a large perverse grin in place.
"Oh please…your boasting!" Bulma shouts back. Bardock just grins and shrugs.
"I don't have to prove myself to you. I know who and what I have done," he says simply.
"Oh really? Then on estimate how many?" Bulma asks simply, figuring the number wouldn't be over 10 after the 'man rule'.
"To the date?"
"To…the…date."
"1326 women. 249...uh things that count as women…and 15 apple pies," he says simply making the entire room that has seen American Pie face fault.
"I take it you're well versed with the DVD player on the ship?" Bulma asks simply.
"Ayup"
"So if we take 1326 divided by 3 then…OH MY GOD YOU ARE A MAN WHORE!"
"Got it in one," Bardock responds giving her a suave smile making his Prince's hackles rise a little.
"I still don't believe it. There is no way you are that good," she says simply.
"Oh really? Do you have a test for me to take?" Bardock fires back. Bulma thinks for a long moment and then grins. There was a girl over in customer service that was a prude from hell. She would never fuck Bardock.
"Sure do…follow me!" Bulma says simply. Vegeta's head tilts and he moves to follow the duo as well. Yamcha was quick to catch up, a notebook in his hand. 18 and Krillin with nothing better to do shrug and follow as well. Piccolo just grunts and starts to meditate until his pupil returns from his mother's bea…umm…love. Tien and Chiaotzu follow as well. Soon enough the entire group was over in the customer area of Capsule Corp. Bulma looks around for a quick second and then points out a fairly nice looking girl sitting at a desk. "If you can get her to sleep with you, I will recognize your skills as a player."
"Cake walk," Bardock snorts before walking over to the girl. He stops just at the edge of her desk and leans over it slightly, just staring. The girl stares back for a long moment and then blushes heavily and looks away. Bardock smiles softly to her and leans over more, softly capturing her chin with his hand and lifting her eyes to meet his own, "You. Me. Bathrooms. Five minutes," he whispers to her, a few fingers softly brushing over her cheek and lips. The girl blushes as red as a tomato and quickly nods. Bardock smiles and walks back to the stunned group "You can throw my coronation later…I'll be busy for a lil while," he says simply before walking past them towards the bathrooms.
~~~~~~DBZ~~~~~~
By this time Gohan was paying very close attention to his mother. His eyes were taking care to watch for any threatening moves, including the dreaded FPD that sat innocently next to his mother on the bed. His eyes turn a glare onto the little piece of tin that had brained many a Saiyan head over the years. After a long moment of hesitation he finally opens his mouth.
"So…what kinda sickness did you have mom?" he asks softly. It must not have been as fatal as Bulma made it out to be, for his mother's recovery was far to quick for his liking.
"It wasn't life threatening to me…" she says in almost a whisper.
"I'm not following," the young hero replies.
"It was more severe to your future sibling," Chi-Chi finally finishes, a large grin coming to her face. Gohan's own face drew up in shock before a smile split it apart.
"I'm gonna be a big brother?" he shouts to his mother. The woman just continues to grin at her first born while softly rubbing her belly. Gohan lets out a roaring whoop in happiness and proceeds to dance around the room in a kooky manner that would make the entire Saiyan race roll over in their graves. After his dance he moves back to his mothers side and takes her hand, offering his support. In the back of his mind however he was frowning. His newest brother or sister was going to need a safe place to grow up, and with him having basically started a war with the Cold clan…well he was going to have to finish this fight long before they were born. It would be difficult however. Unless…
"Gohan?" a voice questions from the doorway to the room. Gohan pulls himself away from his thoughts and turns to the door, seeing his sensei Mr. Piccolo.
"Yes Piccolo?" he asks. The green man walks over to the TV and flips it on, quickly finding the desired channel he steps back.
"THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS! YOU SAW HERE FIRST ON ZTV! MR. SATAN HAS ISSUED A CHALLENGE TO THE UNIVERSE!" the skinny pencil pusher from the Cell Games calls into a mike. Gohan tilts his head lightly before spinning his eyes to his sensei.
"What is the moron trying to do now?" he asks simply.
"A man by the name of X.S. Cash is hosting the 'Intergalactic Tournament'. That doofus is the going to be the last fight in the line up," Piccolo replies evenly.
"Then why should this concern me?" Gohan replies.
"They sent out word of the tournament via satellite, inviting any aliens to join in the festivities," Piccolo responds. Gohan's eyes grow dark and a low growl escapes his mouth. He then shrugs indifferently and looks back to his mother. He was here for her and nothing else. Besides if any real 'aliens' show up that have power, the Z warriors would feel it.
"Piccolo…is there any prize money in this tournament?" Chi-Chi asks hesitantly. She might not necessarily like the creature, but the green man had been a fairly decent role model for Gohan.
"100,000,000 Zeni," he replies. There was dead silence in the room and then Chi-Chi let off a loud squeal of pure excitement.
"Gohan…I know your worried about me…but I think you should do it. Not only will you get to train more…but that money could secure you a college!" Chi-Chi cries out happily. Gohan sweat drops heavily before slowly nodding.
~~~~~~DBZ~~~~~~
It was already late into the competition. Four fighters slowly rose to the top of a temple via elevators. The crowd surrounding them in the stands were quick to start their cheering and yet Gohan found himself easily picking out his mother's voice from the rest. A light blush colors his cheeks as she screams overly embarrassing things to him. In another corner sat Tien. The triclops fighter ignores the crowd before him and fully focuses his eyes on the two Saiyans, Bardock and Gohan. They would be his only competition in this tournament. The 'space fighters' as they were called were more than likely humans with make up. The last and final competitor just stares at the runway for his rocket car while mumbling his name over and over again. The fighters were quickly ordered to enter the rocket cars as a countdown starts. The audience joins in with the countdown and screaming could be heard as the cars took off. The great Intergalactic Tournament had finally started!
~~~~~~DBZ~~~~~~
Bardock glares around him, now officially pissed off as he rubbed at his butt. The damn 'rocket car' had deposited him right into a fucking lava pit! He was really starting to dislike Earthlings…it seems the only ones who had any idea how to make a good rocket was Capsule Corp. A low growl leaves his mouth as he starts to hop about the active volcano looking for his opponent. He catches movement out the corner of his eye and stops, staring into the smoky mists before him.
"You the big bad alien?" he asks, the growl in his voice showing his displeasure at being stuck in this ridiculous tournament. He was starting to understand why Prince Vegeta had told Gohan to fuck off in joining this stupid thing. The mists slowly waver and standing before Bardock was a beautiful woman. Her skin was bluish while her hair was a strange pale orange resting down near her tight ass. She was short, but her legs took up a lot of that shortness giving her the illusion of being tall. She wasn't much in the chest department but Bardock didn't really give a damn, they were at least a mouthful. Overall she was just the type of conquest Bardock needed at the moment to get over his anger.
"I guess I am," she whispers, her cold blue eyes staring at the Saiyan before her, "but I wouldn't call myself bad. The more correct term would be naughty."
"When I first entered this tournament…I thought it was going to be boring…but with you here, well…LET'S GET NAKED!" Bardock yells, firing a few blasts at Zangya trying to catch her clothes. The alien woman's eyes widen just a fraction before she jumps out of the way of the blasts. Bardock appears next to her and kicks her across the lava pit into a wall before pinning her against the side. He gives her a rough grin before leaning forward to capture her lips with his own, only to gasp in pure pain when her knee met his crotch.
"No means no," she whispers into his ear before a ki blast to the chest blows him across and through the volcano wall.
~~~~~~DBZ~~~~~~
Tien lets a slow smile split his face. This was suppose to be a battle zone? It was a peaceful field full of flowers with a babbling brook moving through it and a small village off in the distance. He was more inclined to sit back and meditate than fight here. That notion was quickly thrown to the back burner when a pinkish red ki blast flies from the foliage of a tree at his head. A quick duck was all Tien did as the blast explodes behind him harmlessly.
"Mighty close headshot for a non-killing tournament don't ya think?" he asks calmly, though deep inside the bald man was seething.
"Like I give a damn," the warrior laying on a branch replies. He then hops down and rushes forward throwing his fist at Tien. Tien simply bats the fist to the side with an open palm before spinning in place and slamming both hands, once again open palm, into the warriors stomach and chest. Air rushes from Kogu's lungs in a whoosh as he shoots back and impacts the tree he had just hopped from. He lays against the trunk in a daze before standing with a growl. Tien just falls back into his stance, waiting for the impatient swordsman to strike again. He didn't have to wait long as Kogu shoots forward with a kick. Tien tries to hide his disappointment as he once again slams a palm into the warriors shin throwing off Kogu's weight. A quick spin brings his left leg in a wide arc just behind Kogu's still grounded foot before a fast shoulder check sends the warrior tumbling to the ground. Tien presses his advantage and rushes Kogu, quickly giving the tumbling blue alien a swift kick sending him off towards the small village.
~~~~~~DBZ~~~~~~
Doskoi slowly makes his way through the desert battle zone, still lowly mumbling his own name over and over. Sweat was already pouring down his body as the heat continues its merciless pounding. He then hears a low noise of shifting sands behind him and turns.
"Doskoi?" he asks into the air only to gasp as a large gloved hand wraps around his neck and easily lifts him into the air, "DOSKOI! DOSKOI! DOskoi…dos…-crack-" is the last thing the large warrior hears before his body is dropped into the sands and slowly sinks. The mighty Bido turns to a camera with a sick grin on his face, taking pleasure in having just killed the fat man. The people in the audience watching the slaughter gasp loudly.
"MURDER!" a man suddenly shouts from the crowd, having stood from his seat, his finger pointing at the screen as if just that declaration alone would stop Bido and bring Doskoi back. Unfortunately for all involved, the dragon wouldn't be ready to grant wishes for another few months.
~~~~~~DBZ~~~~~~
Tien was methodically taking Kogu apart. Any move the blue skinned warrior made Tien countered with a flourish. At long last Kogu pulls back, panting and growling at Tien.
"I don't understand! Why can't I hit you!" he roars at the triclops.
"Its simple really…" Tien starts. Kogu leans forward, his ears peeled, "My Kung Fu is greater than yours."
Kogu's eyes took on a murderous rage and a scream of absolute fury leaves his mouth. Tien takes a step back as his opponents ki sky rockets. Dust and rocks rise in a tornado of ki induced frenzy, covering Kogu's body from view. When if finally calms standing before Tien was the new and improved Kogu. Gone was the strange top he was wearing. A single strip of cloth moving from his waist to cover his shoulder is all that's left. His body was larger than before, the muscle mass increasing substantially. His once pale blue skin was now almost snow white. His hair stood in the same spikes as before, but instead of the pale blonde, they were now blood red. Tien stares in pure shock and then throws himself to the side, Kogu's sword missing his head by just inches.
"You should have kept your mouth shut human," Kogu growls, his deadly blue eyes piercing Tien's soul like daggers. Before Tien could give a reply he find himself shoulder checked through a wall into one of the many buildings. His body finally came to a rest deep inside the building. He lays there for a long moment before slowly rising, one hand coming to rest on his forehead and rub it softly while the other moves to lie on the ground. His hand didn't hit the ground however. Tien slowly looks down to find a jian under his hand. He glances skyward, thanking the kais for this bit of luck before he grips the handle of the Chinese long sword and stands. He quickly unsheathes the blade and gives it a quick look over before concentrating ki in his hand and running the hand along the blade, cleaning it quickly as well as sharpening the blade. A few practice swings later Tien glares at the hole he had come from and walks towards it.
"Round Two starts now," he says lowly as he appears in the hole, startling Kogu. Kogu stares at Tien for a long time before starting to laugh at the blade Tien was carrying.
"And what are you going to do with that little human? Poke me?" he asks before racing forward, his own large westernized sword above his head. Tien smirks before simply dodging to the side and bringing the Jian around to slap both of Kogu's wrists as his sword slams into the ground. Kogu grunts in pain while his hands spasm and drop the blade. Just as he regains his grip on the sword Tien brings the Jian behind his back before whipping it forward, the centrifugal force of starting behind his back adding to the power of the assault. Kogu barely blocks the sword strike and then howls when the Jian seems to bend slightly around his sword and slap up inside his guard giving his chin a shiner. One quick spin later and the back of Tien's fist meets Kogu's cheek sending the warrior into the ground again. He was quick to rise only to howl as Tien performed a flawless front flip, driving the back of his foot between Kogu's shoulder blades. Tien then jumps away before dropping once again into a stance, the Jian held before him threateningly.
"Ready to surrender?" Tien asks simply as Kogu rises.
"I'LL NEVER DIE!" the warrior roars racing forward. Tien growls and the sword flips out away from his body meeting the western sword again. Kogu tries to force the issue but Tien merely backs up making Kogu loose his balance and fall forward slightly. The Jian smacks Kogu on the top of his head before Tien does a full rotation and brings the sword up between Kogu's legs, smacking both of his inner thighs and forcing him into the splits. Tien then roars as his aura springs forth, adding strength to the blade as it rips through the cobblestone pathway and up through Kogu's body, splitting him from crotch to forehead and snapping his blade in two. Tien then jumps into the air, the Jian resting across his own wrists as he brings his hands forward in the iconic triangle shape.
"TRI-BEAM HA!" he roars the blast disintegrating Kogu's body to ensure he doesn't come back. They had dealt with way to many regenerators in the last few years to even chance it. As the dust clears Tien breathes a sigh of relief before floating back down to the ground. He then slams the Jian home into the ground and turns away from the blade, "Thank you for your assistance…but I find that I enjoy my own fists better. Rest now," he whispers to the blade before walking away. A few blocks down Tien gasps and turns, only to find a boot meeting his head and everything going dark. Meanwhile, back at Capsule Corp Vegeta rises from the bed he was laying on with a smirk plastered across his face.
"Finally…a warrior worth my time."
~~~~~~Grand Kai's Planet~~~~~~
All four Kai's were staring off into the distance, watching the proceedings on Earth very carefully. All of their faces were drawn in shock.
"I can't believe we forgot about the Seal Lock," South Kai finally utters in his deep voice.
"Who would have imagined Bojack would be free again after all these years," East Kai whispers to herself. A low growl leaves the mouth of West Kai as he removes his monocle and cleans it.
"I know who to blame for this misfortune," the shortest of the Kai's says simply. All of his fellow Kais turn to him before he points an accusing finger at King Kai, "If you hadn't died we wouldn't be in this situation now!"
"WHY YOU LITTLE!" King Kai roars in fury before chasing the little midget around the yard the Kais were standing in.
"I would worry too much," a voice gravels out into the field, stopping North and West's feud. All of the Kais turn to find an old man with long white hair accompanied by a long white beard and mustache, "There is a warrior on Earth that can match if not surpass ol' Bojack."
"OH YAH!" King Kai suddenly yells, making all the listeners jump and face plant.
"There is no one on Earth like that. King Kai said himself that Earth's greatest warrior died," East Kai remarks, turning her eyes on Goku who was standing off to the side with a look of concentration on his face.
"Goku was Earth's greatest…but he left something behind as a last gift to Earth," Grand Kai says while turning on his boom box and dancing around.
"And what is this gift?" West Kai asks. Goku's eyes open and turn to the Kais staring at them for a long moment before closing.
"My son."
~~~~~~Battle Island, Earth~~~~~~
Gohan couldn't stop the smile from adorning his face. It was a little creepy he would admit, but what kid wouldn't enjoy a world with extra large toys? He had landed in a pile of balloons after his ship had released him in mid air. He sat there, observing the balloons before one of them explodes right front of his face making him jump. It was probably a good thing he had cause a ki bolt just missed his head. Gohan's smile leaves his face as he glares across the way to a small blue skinned creature dressed in a red tunic, white pants with a blue front flap, and a yellow boots. He was wearing a strange assortment of medalions and charms on a necklace. Gohan couldn't tell his hair color because of the blue turban that adorns his head.
"Okay…you have my attention," Gohan says simply. The blue midget smiles smugly and holds up his hands as a strange golden aura surrounds his body. Behind Gohan a large clock's hands begin to spin at an outrageous pace before breaking off and shooting into the air. They curve around before taking off right at Gohan. The young warrior lets out a shout as his own golden aura springs up, disintegrating the flying spikes before they even got within a foot of his person. He then calms himself and stares at the creature as the world seems to melt away into ruins, "Who are you? Why are you here?"
"Bujin. And I'm here serving master Bojack," he says simply.
"And why is Bojack here?" he asks his eyes quickly taking in the appearance of two more blue skinned aliens, one a beautiful woman, the other a tough looking man with a mohawk and strange looking goatee.
"He's decided that Earth is to be the first planet in his conquest," the woman says.
"Plus its been a while since we've had any fun, and we heard there were some powerful warriors here on Earth. So far…I'm not impressed," Bido growls. Gohan grunts lowly before focusing his eyes forward on Bujin again.
"Don't worry about it. I won't disappoint," Gohan says simply before his gold aura explodes forth, bleaching his hair and increasing his strength. Bido just grins like a maniac before shooting a ball of Ki at the boy. Gohan flies forward away from the blast and smacks Bujin through the ruins and spins, blocking Zangya's punch and leaps into the air. Bido appears in front of him and throws a punch that Gohan catches easily before flipping the alien over and tossing Bido at Zangya. The woman moves to the side, allowing Bido to recover before her hair defies gravity and she shoots forward, catching Gohan in the chin. The young Super Saiyan rockets backwards and then quickly has to block the small ki bolts fired from the tips of Bido's fingers. The distraction works flawlessly and Gohan finds all three blue skinned warriors body checking him into the ceiling of the ruins before his body finally punches through and lands on the ground in a huge metropolis. He quickly rises and glances around him before stopping at the sound of a body hitting the ground behind him. He spins to find an unconscious Tien laying on the ground.
"Tien!" he yells before racing forward and checking on his fellow warrior. The three Intergalactic Warriors land not far away from him and he glances up as all three bow. His eyes widen slightly as a large shadow appears in the doorway they were surrounding.
"Its been a while…since I've snapped someone's neck," the shadow growls before stepping into the light. The man was tall with a heavy build, but his clothes left something to be desired. He looked like a reject hippy pirate.
"Who the fuck are you?" Gohan growls out while staring at the large blue man.
"Names Bojack," the man remarks. Gohan grins darkly and suddenly laughs, "What's so funny little man?"
"Bojack is boring…I think I'll call you MR. BOJANGLES!"
"YOU'RE FUCKIN DEAD KID!" the one known as Bido roars before shooting forward. Gohan easily blocks the punch and kicks Bido away from him and through a few buildings. He quickly moves to follow only to roar in pain as it felt like piano wire wraps around his body. He could feel his ki leaving him as well. He turns his head slightly and finds Zangya and Bujin holding their hands out with small tendrils blinking in and out of the light.
"Wh-what the hell is this?" Gohan gasps softly.
"Chou no Ryoku, and the more you struggle, the weaker you get," Bujin says in a sickly sweet voice making Gohan shutter. Bojack appears in front of Gohan then with a smile adorning his face.
"I want you to deliver a message to your father for me," he growls out before starting his assault, punching the boy over and over in the face. He then kicks him so hard that the Chou no Ryoku is broken and Gohan finds himself laying on the ground. He slowly stands, panting and stares at the four warriors before him. Bojack lets loose with a large blast and Gohan tiredly raises his arms in a mock guard.
"MAKANKOSAPPO!" echoes across the battlefield as Bojack's attack flies off course and explodes a ways away. Gohan turns slightly and sees his sensei standing there. He had thought for sure that Piccolo had left out of boredom during his match with Doskoi.
"This looks like fun. Mind if I cut in?" he asks, taking off his turban and shoulder pads. Bojack growls lowly only to jump back as Piccolo rushes him. Bido and Bujin quickly join the fight, however Zangya stops short her eyes widening. Standing before her is a very pissed off blonde Bardock.
"YOU KNEED ME IN THE BALLS! I DON'T CARE HOW HOT YOU ARE! IF YOU ASSAULT LITTLE BARDOCK YOU DIE!" he yells lifting his hand much like Nappa from years ago making a few city blocks disappear in a concentrated ki explosion. Gohan ignores his grandfather's babbling and races after his sensei only to feel the air rushing out of his lungs when Piccolo's body impacts his own. He holds his sensei close before turning his body to protect him as Bojack launches another large ki blast. This however gets blown away by another ki blast before Bido and Bujin race away from another building as it randomly explodes. Floating there is none other than the Prince of all Saiyans.
"This one is mine," he growls before a golden aura explodes up around him. Bido and Bujin rush after Vegeta; but the Prince shows that he hasn't been lax in the least, fighting both warriors and slowly pushing them back. Gohan sets Piccolo down somewhere safe and turns just as Bardock reengages Bido leaving Bujin to Vegeta. Both Saiyans quickly overwhelm the warriors and turn to Bojack. They glare at each other before turning to one another. Bojack leans forward slightly, wondering if the two were about to fight each other.
"JAN! KEN! POI! JAN! KEN! POI!" they suddenly yell at one another, playing rock, paper, scissors to see who gets Bojack. The hippy pirate face faults and then roars in fury, his ear rings starting to glow before his body expands, blowing off half his clothes. His skin is now pale green while his hair was an off red almost orange.
"ENOUGH OF THIS FOOLISHNESS! DIE!" he roars launching a huge ki blast. Bardock and Vegeta naturally dodge it but miss Bojack right behind the attack. Both Saiyans are grabbed around the neck before Bojack repeatedly makes them head butt each other until blood was flying away from their persons. He was just about to blast both of them away when a single remaining rocket car explodes from out of nowhere and smashes into Bojack. The last thing the cameras pick up his Hercule falling from the sky and his face smashing into the camera.
"Where the hell did he come from?" Gohan wonders aloud, staring at the unconscious human before turning back to Bojack who was fully focusing his attentions on the only remaining Earth warrior.
"If all you have is that foolish little hair color change then your going to loose," Bojack growls. Gohan stares at him for a minute and then sighs.
"I guess your right…I guess I'll have to take it up to the next level," he says simply. Bojack tilts his head before his eyes widen as a golden glow expands across the entire island and lightning forms around Gohan's body. It felt like the entire island was shaking with the amount of power Gohan was pushing out. Bojack's mouth falls open in pure shock as Gohan stands before him with a single stubborn strand of hair billowing about in an aura of deep gold and lightning.
"W-what are you?" he asks, shaking.
"Your end Mr. Bojangles, your end," he replies evenly. Bojack backs up just a little more and then stops when he feels something behind. He turns only to find Gohan standing there, holding his arm? That was when the pain of his now missing appendage registers in his mind. He screams in terror and pain while covering the bleeding stump at his shoulder. Bojack looks back up to Gohan, his eyes wide in fear as tears gather at the corner of his eyes, "I'm sorry it came down to this Mr. Bojangles. But perhaps word of this will get around. I want this to be very clear. If you mess with my planet," he holds up his palm to Bojack's face his eyes just visible between the fingers. Both were glowing an angry jade color as ki began to condense in his palm, "You die."
~~~~~~DBZ~~~~~~
It had been a month since Hercule Satan had won X.S. Cash's tournament and the bastard was still as foolhardy as ever. The Z Warriors honestly didn't know whether to thank the man for keeping the Earthlings hopes up during times of crisis or to beat him for disrespecting their art. Gohan hugs his mom softly, being mindful of her pregnant state.
"Oh my baby. I'm going to miss you," she says softly, stroking her hands through his hair in an effort to tame the wild locks. Gohan just laughs lowly and pulls back.
"I'll miss you too mom. Remember to call me a few weeks before the due date so I can be here okay?" he asks. Chi-Chi nods and hugs him again before turning to Bardock. She stares at the man and he stares back. She then sighs and turns away from him.
"You be careful too. I want my newest child to meet his delinquent grandfather as well," she growls to the Saiyan.
"I'm sure the child will be happy too, as long as they still have hearing left after being inside of you for nine months, harpy," he almost spits back. Gohan slaps a palm to his head and groans as Chi-Chi flies off the handle and starts beating Bardock with the Frying Pan of Doom.
After a quick stay in the regen tank Bardock walks out of the infirmary to see Gohan finishing up a conversation with Broly. He then hangs up and turns to his grandfather.
"How's my son?" the Saiyan elder asks while sitting in the co-pilots seat.
"Janien is still being difficult…I think he's ready for a break," Gohan replies.
"Right…I guess we'll go grab him and then make decisions on where to go from there," he finishes.
"Pretty much," Gohan responds, typing in the coordinates for Hume.
~~~~~~End of Chapter~~~~~~
Okay my faithful readers! I need some help. I have an idea for the next chapter but I'm not really sure if you all would like it. Here's a brief overview of what I have in mind.
Gaea, home planet of a very Earth like peoples. These people have been fighting The Cold Empire for 5 years in vicious combat. The reason Cold hasn't just blown up the planet is because of the sun. It's a very strange sun, it puts out an energy that cancels out ki to a point that even Super Saiyans would be reduced to power levels of no higher than 100. Gohan, Bardock, and Broly are going to have to learn an entirely new type of combat using guns, knives, swords, and martial arts techniques to survive. There is no Kamahamaha wave or Big Bang Attack here…just a 30 round mag, a helmet, your training, and luck.
Let me know what you think!