Hecksing Ulumate Crconikals
Chapter 7: Invashon Part Tree
Beginning AN:
This concludes the invasion trilogy. And again, not much else to say on the matter. In fact, the alter-ego's AN has more to say than this...
Disclaimer: The following fan fiction depicts stunts performed by several expert vampires and one badass burgular. Do not attempt any of these at home. Seriously, it could mess you up!
CHAPTER VII
RATING NOTISE: Thi chaper is rater... TV-15, or rather FF-15, since there is mroe voilence and the characters say fuck more often, aparantly the more it's said the higher it's rated so if Shrek says it ernough times it can go from G to NC-17 but that would mean oger boobies so ew nevermine.
(Rating noticed added in the first place cuz this capter is a little more on the blood violet side)
It has been exacly ZERO SECONDS since the last chapter had been overed with!
"Oh fudge!" Carl scramed with much pan at the deths of half of Geese.
"Grrr I knew you was the bad guys! Now you relly did it!" Seras sed, but in a idffent part of manshon.
"aha aha aha you cannot the escape!" Zorin sneered staking Carl's path while Rip took after Seras.
She proseed to kill all the rest of Geese using power of letters to enter minds and Inception and methafor them to deth!
When all but one Geese was left, we saw such example of being metafored.
"OMG IS THIS BE MY HOUSE?" Asked the second to last Geese behind Carl as he loked round, while bein metafored.
"NO ITS NOT SUCKER!" Zorin sneered before trans-Inception slashing him, thus metaforing him to deth!
"EEEEK I thik I might get the fooled to and be metafored until i die!" Carl screamed like little pussy.
"HE HE HE" Zorin sneered. Then she put arm with simbols on him, and then the simbols turns purple as Zorin was watshing his memorys lik TV.
"Hm this loks like good tortoure channel to END THE INFUFFERABLE EDIOT!"
Then Zorin was all like "Wate. Wate. WATE."
Then she jumped back, and unmetafored him!
"ARGH!" Zoorin cries, "Too much sex! Don jut turn off tv UNPLUG THIS BICH!" She then left, running away in terror, but not before one purple letter snuck on Carlsholder and give a mini inception. Suddenly, Carl at fancy date restrant!
Seras.
Seras was never ever doing any better, becuz Rip was really owning her! SShe beet her up, and oh it was terrible! She beet her worse than Eddy's brother did to Eddy at Ed Edd n Eddy Big Picture Show! There was so much blood, more than Carl's hall, that it was litry raining down! But it got her cloths see-through again, like in the the chapter four.
"Ha ha I see through clothes" Seras laffed, even though she was just taking corpse at this pont.
Rip sihed. "Urgh! That has got to be the second time this night!"
But while rip was distracted, Seras kicked her in her J cups!
"Ow!"
"Ha ha! The clos ruse was a...
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INCEPTION!"
But instead of fight Seras Vicria ran away like sped of light only not littry cuz Luke was only char with super speed (um and Alucard for plot reasons but eh's dead), cuz THIS ISNT MOTHERFUCKING TWILIT!
Rip recovered from assalt on her DD cups. "Shoot, she got away!"
But then evil oragnaizashon speshal fone ranging, so she ansered!
"Hey rip can you i n33d you?" It was Zorin!
"Not now. I'm trying to kill the blonde vampire and she ran away. I need to locate her and finish the job, before the uses her so-called hidden inner potential. The Leader gave me very specific orders to treat Seras as much of a threat as Alucard or Integra. He also said to treat Carl as a threat but... he's Carl-"
"BUT THIS IS MUY IMPORTANTE!"
"Argh, what is it?"
"100k I metaformed Carl and now he on date. But i need a person for him to go on date with. COULD YOU BE THE DATER?"
"All right. That pervert is more annoying than the girl, so-"
"JUST DO IT!"
Rip gets pissed whenever a Zorin trys to call. Alywas bugging and fussin and meddling. Like those medling kids from Scoody boo. AND NOW PEPLE ARE INCEPTIONING HER? WHAT THE HOW?
Carl.
"ARGH WHEN WILL I GET A LAID DATE?" Carl asked getting furry?
"Hey there, sorry I'm late." Rip had pulled into.
"Hm... you not this blone I once knew at once. But oh well, you will do... And by do, I do meen you no what i men right, since I'll bang anybody?"
"Yes." Rip laughfed, but did not relly meen it. Carl was a sure jerkass, was he not!
"This is a pretty fun date, u the no?" Carl had began before grabing and squeezing her massive F cup boobies.
Rip was getting VERY impashent.
Seras.
Seras had just escapped hall the first and was waking to hall the second where Carl lies. He looked like he had been metafored by a wild Zorin!
"Grr... manium!" She cried. Carl nor Rip did not heer, but the Zorin did!
"Heh eh." She sneered.
"Grr..."
"Enough! You cannot DO anything as you lost both eyes, arms, legs, all teeth, and even had hart pulled out and lost a lot i mean a LOT of blood. You got them all riped out. Do you know why they named her Rip Van Winkle? Cuz when she born she riped paper with her own hands. Steel Paper. So Yeah, I Do Think That You Are Deeling Wit An Very Pow Person. fool. NOW STAND STILL WHILE I METAFOR YOU!"
"No!"
Then she went in her mems and tried to Inception metafor, and then Seras flashted backwards to when criminals was ataxing house!
"Dont move or ill shoot!" Said crook in flackback "I know I'm just pointing my iphone at you but there's an app for that so if I hold it like this and say 'bang' then you're dead!"
"How do we no for fac that the guns in the ipon, and that you're not lying?" Said Seras Mom.
"DO YOU REALLY WANT TO TAKE CHANGE?" Crook gave evil look. "BECIDES WHY WOULD I HAND OUT MY IPON IF YOU STEAL IT AWAY THAT GIVES YOU A FRE IPOD AND NO DEATH WHICH I WILL MAKE."
"Well for one an ipod is a pease of shit and..." but she saw the crimin loook very angry and so isntead "RUN SERIAS RUN!" Sed Seras Mom.
So then Seras ran oer to new house, and lived with adopted family, but they was jerks! They liked books over TV and they wouldn't let her have desert unless it was once a month but this is not related to her womanhood because that would be gross they just looked at the food piramed and thout "hrm sweets only monthly," and that also included other sweet foods like hot dogs and .
Some yeers later, same crook came back cuz Seras was taking lots of riches when run!
"Ha ha now gun is now ordered directly live." He sed, dropping gun on floor.
"DO NOT ACVATE IT!" Seras scrammed.
Then gun shot and killed all two of her adop parents. Then Seras TOOK SOME REVENGE on him.
Even tho Seras came orphan, she was one day from turning adulthook at 18. So she went to bed and began new life, where she wold at some age become a cop car and get caut up in that forest attack at the begining of first chapter with Al. "BUT AL IS DED!" Seras realised, before the mataphor got up to Flanders.
"THIS IS JUST A METAFOR INCEPTION!" And then she kicked Zorin just before Zorin cut her into two and into Seras Soup, and she continues moving to Carl to snap him out of HIS metafor Inception.
"Carl this just metafor Inception that blue hair with see thru bra and thong is aktually a NAZI VAMPIRE DEMOND QUEEN!"
"OH CRAP." Carl said with much frite! In date, he was al "HOLD ON DATE, LET ME CHECK INCEPTION TOP!"
Top did not fall!
Carl got really mad, yelled "DAMMIT I THOUGHT YOU LOVE ME!" and kicked Rip down.
"Now what?" He asked. "These are way two srong a vampir for us to be handling!"
"Let me bite you." Seras sed. "I can turn uou vampir and get stronger upgrade from blood."
"Okay."
Then she bit, and regrew everything! Then Carl also got upgrade, because since that was a bite it made him into a vampire! Just a Mars one!
"UH OH! WE BETTER RUN LIKE LUKE, CUZ SERA IS NOW LIKE AL!" Zorin sed. Rip, on the other hand, had a diffent idea.
"Hold it right there."
She then Riped off her outfit, reveling cannon suit! And she was holling her machine gun as well!
"That's the Miniums secret wepon." Seras explans, now using her sudden nolege. Um she got this from reading Zorin's mind by reversing the inceptaioning that Zorin tried on her. "She was sent on very speshal mishon to charm Alucard. Being upset at failings, LEader sent her on THIS Mishon INSTEAD!"
"That's right. And I've come here to end you and everything Hellsing stands for."
But then, using blue bullet powers to do it with one bullet, she shot 2 of the last 3 solgers left in bilding! The bad solgers not the Wild geese, those were dead so you didn't have to worr about Rip's killing them.
"Dammit!" She sed with tsundere angre. "Falling in love with you wasn't part of the plan."
Carl got prevet grin.
"Wanna have sex with me?" Carl sed.
Seras slpapped him. "HEY DONT FORGET BOUT ME!"
Carl got bigger grin.
"Can I join and make it foursome?" Zorin asked.
"Aw heeeeeeeell yeah."
"CAN I JOIN?" Sed Nazi solger. But Zorin sliced him in half with sithe, cuz she and rip are now good.
Foursome censored this is violent enoff i don't want it to go to M rating from T i men this was supposed to be K PLUS for kids for fucks sake!
In bed, all four smocking.
"Damn, that was good." Rip sad. But then they saw Cat Boy standing by door!
"Hey leeder gave me this massage to Rip and Zorin; YOU'RE FIRE!"
"Noooooooo!" Zorin said.
Then he poofed in faree dust. BUT THEN...
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOIN IN MY BER MOTHERFUCKERS?"
It was... Integra!
END OF SEASON TWO.
Closing AN:
Not much to say other than that, again, this concludes season two. Unless I decide to make chapters eight and nine part of it... EDIT: And I didn't.