Egads, it's… IT'S ALIVE!

Yay I'm not dead, okay Majora's Mask 3d, exams and the overall sickness I had for ages are the main reasons I haven't posted anything along with the generic please can I write something shorter, but I'm here now and that's what matters.

Woot chappie 7 here, thank you guys for voting but seriously put some constructive criticism up there, that way the shitty writing wouldn't be so shitty.

Chrom-1

Libra-1

Robin-2

I regret forgetting the plot point that makes the votes for Robin weird… Fuck it I'll work something out and so

ONWARD FIC!

One more day.

I groan in frustration, too long. Lissa had cared for me, albeit cautiously, for about three days since the battle on the bridge, it turned out I was unconscious for a whole day; thus slowing our convoy. Most of the Shepherds, with the exception of Chrom, Frederick, Robin and Lissa, hadn't noticed my mood change due to not knowing me that well; and so gave funny looks whenever the aforementioned four had tip toed around me.

It's seriously pissing me off.

Remembering the time before this whole ordeal started I thought about the princess pranking the tactician, a smile started to form on my face as I remembered that they had their C-support conversation as I was passing blankets to everyone and hearing a rather familiar 'Risen riding wolves' being screamed. Robin sounded like such a little girl. Back to the plan…

Snow…

An idea clicked in my head and my smile turned into a dangerous smirk, time for more girlish screams, scooping up some snow in my hands I crept behind the familiar purple cloak. With great speed I proceeded to yank Robin's collar back and shoved the snow down his cloak and in one go I leapt behind the dumbstruck Lissa; just before the girlish yell had been sounded.

Seriously?

I didn't pause at the voice in my head; I was busy trying not to laugh my head off with the doubled over Lissa and the rest of the shepherds. Robin continued to jump around trying to shake the snow out of his clothes, he then ended up peeling his cloak and shirt off, Lissa started getting very red in the face and I knew it had nothing to do with the cold.

Are you even listening?

I kinda have to.

You're so childish, why did Naga have to pick you?

Ask her yourself.

After throwing some snowballs at the unprotected Shepherds, somehow knocking Chrom with a whumf with a well-placed shot in the back of his head, everyone tried to catch me. The back of my hand tingling as I proceeded to dive out of the way of snowballs and sprint further down the path, after a considerable distance I turned around and pulled a silly face.

"GET BACK HERE!"

I laughed, as my plan began to work the convoy started moving quicker as many of them wanted to get their hands on me, as an added bonus all of the group were enjoying the change of pace. But before I could continue the run somehow Sumia dropped with her new Pegasus in my way, I didn't think and flipped over the clumsy knight and her mount. Halfway up I saw her jaw drop and frozen in place, when I landed I grinned at her and ran again.

I could get used to this.

The 'original' Rebecca scolded me often times while in Lissa's care, Naga had apparently merged myself and the Rebecca that already existed together, hence having both memories of the Fire Emblem and modern world. She still is an annoying bitch though.

Wincing from her tirade I search through her memories, obviously being Naga's chosen you instantly acquire photographic memory and I find something interesting. I can clearly see 'our' mother but the father and brother are shrouded from sight, both surrounded by purple smoke, suddenly the image disappears.

The hell was that?

I… I don't know. I can't remember anything about my brother but Naga obviously doesn't want you to know my father.

Silently I pray that my father isn't who I think it is, and look up to see a mahoosive wall a ways away, I sigh with both relief and tiredness. I hear Lissa complaining about the cold I don't feel and turn to see Robin, being a complete gentleman, handed her his cloak with a blush spreading across his cheeks and Frederick glowering at our tactician. I chuckle and walk towards Stahl who seemed as if he would fall off his horse, without saying anything I hand him some of my sweets and wink; again walking off as he fumbles for a reply.

I turn my head to the sky and grin seeing Sumia and her new Pegasus flying above us, I looked around and chucked my cloak to a shivering Vaike while walking to Miriel to discuss magic in tomes but before I could start the complicated conversation I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turn to see Kellam looking rather expectant, knowing his lack of presence I just give him a grin and nod in acknowledgement; no one but me can see him and before he disappears from sight again he was positively beaming.

"Milord!"

Instinctively I turn to watch the prince start to talk to Freddy and then look towards the great fort ahead, I instantly frown seeing soldiers preparing themselves. I look to see Robin speaking to Chrom about possible strategies, rolling my eyes at them I walked further ahead of the halted group; Oi bitchface haven't you made friends with them?

Ugh why do you insist on calling me that?

Because you act like a bitch, now tell me, do you know Raimi?

I felt a nod of acceptance inside and continued up to the wall, looking up the fort I notice archers standing along the edge aiming between myself and the group behind. I sigh and shake my head as I took a few more steps closer.

"HALT!"

I tilted my head back to see Raimi glaring down the wall, behind me I hear surprised gasps as none of the others noticed my progress, a small smirk crept onto my face.

"What business do-I SAID HALT!"

The smirk on my face widened at Raimi's frustration, my my, someone's rather touchy, I decided to reply since her face has turned to a deep purple, especially since I gave her a half-wave.

"Well Raimi I was planning on returning for duty, oh and I believe Prince Chrom would wish to meet our dearest Khan."

Spluttering Raimi stared wide-eyed at me, leaning over the edge of the wall to get a better look, silence entered the whole clearing. A small breezed fluttered my hair as my smirk went to a soft smile, my clothing swaying slightly, then Raimi's jaw dropped.

"Hey, I thought you said me, you, Lon'qu and Liv were all gonna go for drinks if I fought, right? Well?"

Recognition, then a massive hoot of joy came from Raimi and several other soldiers. Raimi hugging a few of them and then, remembering her place, ordered for the gates to open up, all the while I myself chuckling at their antics. I half turn to the others, their faces in shock, and wink.

The fort where Flavia lived in wasn't very decorative, in fact there were none at all unless you counted all the ancient weapons and suits of armour, Raimi was guiding us to the throne-like room I already knew how to get to. Leaving Freddy and Chrom to their discussion on entering in the first place I looked over at Robin and Lissa, Robby with his cloak back and Lis clutching his arm like in a haunted house. I roll my eyes again and walk further ahead to Raimi.

"So you finally found him."

I shot Raimi an inquisitive look, her face, though smiling, showed a sadness and tiredness I hadn't noticed before. Something clicked in my head; guiltily I turned my head away from her and whisper so only she could hear.

"Not really"

"What!? But you spent such a long time looking, how can that not be him?!"

I sigh and shake my head again; we reached the doors with Raimi still holding her shocked face, her hushed voice rising slightly to its regular volume causing the others to look.

"Rebecca what happened when you were gone?"

I just stared ahead at the great wooden doors, my face set with no emotion, what do I say to that? I quickly spot from the corner of my eye that Raimi made no move to open the doors, raising my hands I push them myself and entered.

The room was very much like the rest of the castle, an old dirty throne sat at the end of it, banners of the many tribes within Ferox hung on the walls with the banner of the East Khan hanging on the wall behind the throne. Empty. Running my hands through my hair I turn to look at Raimi, her face now filled with worry, I, not expecting this, threw my hands down to my sides and gave her a grim smile.

"The Khan would be training, right?"

Taking it as my way of saying 'drop it' the knight marched pass me whispering "You'll better tell me what's going on later." Not surprised I nodded and looked over to the others staring at the strange display. Then it hit me, I never said that I worked for the Khan here before I hadn't said anything about my life in the past, but to be honest I didn't know I even had memories of this place before, all of it is feeding into my mind at once made be able to talk to Raimi at the wall.

Shit, I prevented the whole battle at the wall, I even stopped Chrom needing to be saved.

WHAT!?

Cringing at the reaction I only just remembered that the other 'Rebecca' doesn't know about the whole me knowing almost exactly what happens to us all. Flavia please hurry up. Robin, thankfully, asked about the Khan with Chrom explaining, rather poorly I might add, about the Khans.

"A warrior ruler, eh? I can picture him now… A giant of a man of unparalleled thew, his broad chest covered in hair, heheh..."

"Am I now? ...Please, do go on!"

I couldn't help it, soon I was laughing my head off, Flavia seemed to strut as she entered the room with me practically crying, Robin as red as a tomato fumbling for his apologies. After a few seconds I calmed down and walked up towards the blond East Khan whose eyes seemed to light up as I clapped her shoulder and introduced ourselves. With a light laugh I gestured towards Chrom who seemed to be frozen with shock and confusion, "That, my friend , is dear Prince Chrom"-to Lissa-"Princess Lissa"- to Freddy-"Frederick the Wary"-a bow-"and Robin the new tactician."

"Y-you know each other?"

Both Flavia and I start to smirk; Chrom was being awfully slow himself as realisation dawned on his face at Freddy's words. I chuckle at their confusion, so does Flavia.

"Why yes we do, in fact didn't you tell them, you're my Right Hand!"

Her booming laugh filled the room, when realising that I wasn't laughing she stared at me with a frown. I gaped at her, along with the others, RIGHT HAND DAFUQ.

"They didn't tell you? Sato retired, and I made you the Right Hand! Isn't that FANTASTIC?"

Clearly my face didn't find it so as her frown deepened for a moment, suddenly she grinned again, clapped my shoulder boasting how I was just in shock and turned towards to the others.

"Ah my apologies Prince Chrom, welcome to Regna Ferox. Now for what you came for..."

"Wait, you know why we came?"

Flavia's face darkened considerably, knowing already why I turned to speak but paused as the blue-haired prince was staring at me constantly.

"Plegian's come in pretending to be you and other Ylisseans and ransack the villages nearby, defenceless."

"Those Plegian dogs! We found documents proving as much on the corpse of one of their captains. Plegia must see some benefit in raising tensions between your kingdom and ours."

A gasp from Lissa, I spot her grabbing Robin's arm for comfort, Chrom's eyes widen in surprise but narrowed with Frederick's in anger.

"Damn them! I... Forgive me, Your Grace. That was...indelicately put."

"Ha! Damn them and damn delicacy! Here in Ferox, we appreciate plain speech."

I cough, gaining their attention and nodded towards Flavia. When she raised a brow I rolled my eyes and stated simply "Soldiers."

A small 'oh right' came from the reigning East Khan and she turned back to face Chrom.

"Regrettably, I cannot provide any Feroxi troops for Ylisse."

"What?! Why not?!"

I look back to Lissa and answered calmly, "Because she lacks the authority to do so."

"Forgive me, but I don't understand. Aren't you the khan?"

I sigh as Chrom asked it, when he looked to me I prepared the answer.

"Flavia is ONE of the khans. In Ferox, the khans of east and west hold a tournament every few years. The victor acquires total sovereignty over both kingdoms. And that means they have the final say when it comes to forging alliances. The West-Khan won the last tournament, you see, and so..."

I trailed off seeing a very upset Chrom and co. knowing fully well that I could've told them about this before, a stab of guilt went to my gut. Lucky Flavia needs them.

"But the next tournament is nigh, you see, and I am in need of champions."

"What does that have to do with us?"

I shook my head at Chrom's confusion; he doesn't understand anything unless you spell it out for him.

"I have known Rebecca for years and I know that wherever she goes there are incredibly strong people with her, and noticing that she had joined you must mean you are the strongest she has found."-She winks-"Coming from her that's no small feat and so perhaps you would consider representing the East in the upcoming tournament? If you win and I become ruling khan, I will grant your alliance.

Either way Rebecca will fight, as my Right Hand it is her duty, Shephard or not."

As she added the last part I cringed slightly, there it is, always pointing out the shit you don't need. I saw Chrom frown at me as if to say 'why didn't you tell me' when I was clearly just as baffled as he was, giving him a 'decide already' look the future Exalt turned and nodded to Flavia; much to her very apparent joy. After shouting orders to the guards in the hall Flavia gave me a very serious look, which I took as another person I need to explain to either later tonight or sometime over the next few days.

Dear Goddesses please don't let this get anymore complicated.

Apparently they to enjoy fucking with me.

Oh yeah, chap 7 complete.

Like my fucked up hinting? I bet you do, I wouldn't be surprised if you figure out the plot that I'm making up as I go along. OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PLAN! So yeah I get hyper-writing, totally a thing by the way. If I'm funny then I would've been taken over by aliens 'cause I broke my funny bone years ago and I cannot make an original joke to save my life.

So please review, like and VOTE damn son I need votes so I know who you want to be shipped with my awful character that has no character whatsoever.

Anyway, prankingrobin OUT.