Toonville: Season 1

by LordryuTJ

My season one (of two, the second I deleted) of Toonville. Haven't bothered to delete it since it's one of the first stories I've made, and more than likely deserves all the shit thrown at it the past couple years. Evil Riggs, thanks for the only review on this story, and luck has definitely been on my side, if the last couple years' worth of my stories can say anything.

7. LOL Expansion

Toonville Episode 4: LOL Expansion

(At the Griffin Residence)

Peter: (With Chris McLean, Ferb, Stan and Homer) Okay, do you know why we are here?

Ferb: Possibly not.

Peter: Okay, we know that we're not... (An ice cream truck jingle plays)

Chris M.: Ice cream truck! Ice cream truck! (Everyone except Peter runs out the door)

Peter: God dammit! God dammit!

Homer: Hurry, hurry, hurry!

Peter: Get back here!

(Theme Song)

(At the gate of Land Mine Plains)

Stan: Hey, hey!

Peter: Stop! Freeze!

Roger: You can't tell me what to---

Peter: You're under arrest.

Roger: I gotta go! (Jumps over the gate)

Peter: Son of a bitch! God dammit!

Stan: Get him!

Roger: (Blows up) Ah!!

Stan: Well, he's dead.

(At the Griffin's house)

TV Announcer: Now we're back to Dr. Phil.

Stewie: Hmm, he's good.

Lois: Hey, Stewie.

Stewie: Hello, mother.

Brian: Hey, Lois. Oh, Dr. Phil. (Sits on the couch)

Lois: Say, why don't we see Dr. Phil as part of the live audience?

Brian: Good idea! I got tickets right here!

(At Shamble Hotel)

(Homer and Skipper are in Room 125 of the hotel)

Homer: (Whistling) What's this? LOL? LOL?! LOL?!! LOL?!!! LOL?!!!! LOL?!!!!! LOL?!!!!!! LOL?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Skipper: Would you f**k it down already?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Homer: Sorry, just what the hell is with all the LOLs?!

Skipper: Don't know, don't care!

Private: (From Room 124) I'm trying to watch Dr. Phil here!

Homer: Dr. Phil? That's weird. Bad weird.

(At where Lois, Stewie and Brian are at)

Dr. Phil: So you think you are weird?

Man: Yeah. (A chair is thrown at Dr. Phil)

Dr. Phil: Ahh!!

Brian: What the hell?!

(At Room 124)

(Private is eating ice cream and watching TV)

TV Announcer: Due to Dr. Phil getting hit by a chair, Dr. Phil is on hiatus and the Dr. Phil episode you are watching has been canceled and will air on April 10, 2029.

(TV shows a picture of Dr. Phil with the words "Dr. Phil---1950-Present" shown on the bottom)

Private: What the?! 2029?!

(Kowalski and Rico walk in with pizza.)

Kowalski: I'm here with the pizza!

Rico: Pizza! Yum! (Rubs his tummy)

Private: Dr. Phil is on hiatus now until April 10, 2029.

Rico: Heh?

Private: Well, there's one thing to do. (The 3 walk to the Saturday Night Live place)

Peter: Thanks for watching. I'd like to thank the penguins, Chris McLean, Ferb, Homer, me, Stan, Lois, Stewie, Brian and Dr. Phil for acting. Good night, everybody.

TV Announcer: Live at the studios, the 2009 Toonville Award--(TV becomes muted)

Brian: What? I'm bored. (Barks a lot at the viewers)

(The end)