Chapter 7: Fruitloops and Crockpots

"Mr. Crocker, it's a pleasure to meet you." Vlad comments.

"The feeling is mutual, Mr. Mayor." Crocker replies. "I'm glad to finally meet someone who takes me seriously about... FAIRIES!!!"

Vlad hardly hides his shock at Crocker's spazz. "Honestly, Mr. Crocker, if someone last week had told me Fairy Godparents are real, I wouldn't believe. But now I not only believe them but I know a boy who became a fairy when a ghost genie heard someone wishing for a Fairy Godparent."

"Oh, yeah." Crocker replies. "I've heard that. Genies are known for liking to twist the wishes. People usually make a bad choice of words while making wishes."

"We never know what we want." Vlad comments. "But let's get back to Fairies. How do we capture them?"

"Capturing a fairy requires the proper equipment." Crocker explains and then pulls his trunk. "And I have it right here." He opens his trunk to pick a weapon. "Mind-protecting helmet? No. Infra-red googles? No. Mechanical baby? No." He then picks up a butterfly net. "Yes!!!"

"A butterfly net?" Vlad asks, shocked.

"I know. I know." Crocker replies. "At first, anybody would say it's just an ordinary net."

Vlad nods in agreement.

"Well, it is." Crocker confirms. "But that's the beauty of it. Fairy magic does not affect butterfly nets. Place one fairy within one and they won't be able to use their magic to escape. Hwahahahahahahahahahaha. FAIRIES!!!"

"Mr. Crocker, you are crazy." Vlad angrily replies. "Get out of my office."

Once Crocker heads back to his van, he mutters to himself. (and whoever is around) "Stupid Mayor. He doesn't understand. However, now I know there's A FAIRY GODPARENT in Amity Park, all I need to find it is my fairy-tracking device and my "Unsuspecting Van", now equipped for travelling on snow since I knew it was just a matter of time until a kid with fairies wished for a snow day. Then I, Mr. Crocker, will be the supreme magical ruler of the universe. New World Order! New World Order! New..." He then notices the people staring at him. "Oh, never mind."

Crocker then goes to Tucker's home, where Tucker, Danny and Sam (who just recently joined the boys) are studying. Crocker is now scanning the house. "Soon, my fairy detector will be able to tell me which boy became a FAIRY GODPARENT!!!" The screen then shows a picture of Danny Fenton. "Hmmmmmmmm. A teenager?" He then stares at Danny and then at the butterfly net. "Drat. I'm gonna need a bigger net." The "Unsuspecting Van" then leaves.

Back at the Mayor's Mansion, Vlad is thinking about his next move.

"Boss, what about that huntress, Ms. Doombringer?" One of Vlad's Ecto-Americans suggests.

"Nah, I've seen too many of those weirdoes." Vlad sadly replies.

"Where?" Another Ecto-American asks. "On a mirror?" Said Ecto-American earns a blast from Vlad.

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