A/N: Sherlock is bold Marry is normal, enjoy.
Marry will you please get John to come over to Baker Street?
No
Why not?
Because he is asleep on the sofa
Well then wake him up
No
Why not?
Because this is the first time he's slept in days
But Marry...
No, he needs to sleep
But I need him for a case
Why don't you ask someone else to help you?
Because I don't have anyone else
Well that's pathetic
Yeah... Hey! Why don't you help me?
Is there a chance I will die?
No
Is there a chance I will get arrested?
Maybe
Is it for a good cause?
Yes
What is it?
It has to do with blackmail and breaking into a man's house.
Is he evil?
Yes
I'm on my way