Seven
Some consider it an honor to be dunked. After all, I'm the most universally-known character in the world of video games. I can hear them bragging to their families that the Mario dunked them in a Smash battle. But others—they can get salty. They throw hissy-fits and go into rage mode when I dunk them. They take it out on me, call me names, throw things—the whole nine yards. I don't see what their problem is. A little practice would've prevented defeat. Their temper tantrums won't stop me from going for the disrespect.
Because I love my dunk.
Please R&R.