"ok who is it then and what do they want?" mitsuki sighed slightly ruffling her hair a bit as she walked through the door towards the main deck; she swore to herself that if it was the buggy pirates one more time she was really gonna whoop buggy instead of using haki so the rest of his crew just scampered away with their boss, tails between legs saying they would be back, repeating the cycle once more.

Mitsuki looked up at where the supposide crew was supposedly standing to find that there was actually only 1 person and what looked like a pet standing there, the red hairs actually took up most of the room compared to these two.
"ok...Very small crew or messangers" mitsuki thought to herself "can I help you?" mitsuki raised a eyebrow at the 2 by the looks of them it wasn't a peruse to take over the ship at least. One was a orange haired girl; a black t shirt with EVIL written in gold letter and a orange skirt, high heeled gladiator sandals, a log pose and some sort of weapon shaped like a bo staff. The pet looked like a reindeer...wearing a red top hat...and standing up like a human...not the weirdest thing she had personally seen on the grand line, nope the thing at the top of that list was weirdly yassop getting so drunk that he decided to wear this dress (no idea where it had even come from) and started prancing round the ship saying he was a pretty fairy princess and was hitting on roo all night- disturbing or hilarious was up to the jury.
"I'm sorry but we need to speak to the captain" the girl panted as if she had ran the whole way across the ocean instead of on the small sailing boat tethered to our own
"I'm sorry but the captain is unavaliable at the moment" mitsuki sighed trying to imagine what state her father was in at the moment. "I'm next in command if you would like to speak to me"
The girl looked at the reindeer, who said "I guess it's ok then nami"
So was that her name? Nami
"our captain said that if he was ever in trouble above what he could handle was to contact this pirate crew and since he's stupid he still dove head into said trouble and now...he kinda got captured along with the rest of our crew" nami explained quickly knowing the whatever integrity the crew had had just gone down the toliet

What captain would be stupid enough to do that?

"so which crew are you from and who is your captain?" mitsuki asked boredly (not the first time a crew had asked for assistance from us) as she turned slightly away from the 2 as she almost wandered round the deck

"we're the straw hat pirates" the reindeer piped up "and luffy is our captain"

No...

"not as in monkey d. Luffy" mitsuki asked looking back at the 2 who just nodded in response (well they did have about 30 men or something aiming guns or pointing swords at their necks and these were the crew members which weren't so hungover that they couldn't stand)

I'M GONNA KILL HIM!

Sorry it's taken a while to update, I've been kinda busy with my other stories that I kinda...forgot. Hey I'm only human! Anyway I'm gonna try as best as I can to balance all 3 stories I'm doing at once (I know I'm stupid as well for doing 3 at once) so bare with me if it's late thank you :)

Thanks to everyone who reviewed and for people to keep reviewing to make sure I don't forget to update this story

Ps I don't own one piece and unfortunately never will but keep reading!