The continuing adventures of moustache...
"Am I orange?"
"No, but you're very close!"
"Am I yellow?"
"Yes!"
"Ok then, so I'm a yellow, crispy, deep-fat-fried snack that can be eating with a dip. So I'm a potato chip?"
"No Carly, It's the Mexican version of what am I. You are nachos!" Spencer exclaimed.
"Urgh! I hate this game!" Carly shouted getting up and throwing away her card. She went over the computer and turned it on. Spencer sat back in his chair looking disappointed, flicking the game pieces around in frustration.
"Carly?" Sam called from the bottom of the stairs. "Can we talk?"
"I thought you and Freddie went home an hour ago?" Carly said confused.
"I waited for Freddie to leave so I could talk to you in private." Sam answered. "Plus I kind of want to stay over."
"Of course you do." Carly said smirking. "What do you want to tell me?"
"Well, um...you see...Freddie and me nearly...we um-"
"Freddie and you did what?" Carly asked getting seriously worried.
"We nearly kissed!"
"What? That's it?" Carly asked feeling relieved and annoyed. "You guys almost kissed? So what!"
"So what? Carly, this is kind of serious. I think I am in love."
"In love with Freddie? Awww...Sam that's so cute!"
"Not with Freddie, with his moustache."
"How can you be in love with hair?" Carly asked feeling extremely confused.
"Do the math Carly, I never liked the nub before, but now that he has his stupid moustache I can't stop thinking about him! I dreamt about him last night Carly, romantic dreams! Do you see how serious this is now?" Sam said frustrated, thumping her hand on the desk for added effect.
"Sam I think I know what's going on." Carly said smiling. "You have always had a little crush on Freddie and now that he has his facial hair you find him irresistible. You love Freddie! You love him!"
"Shut up Shay!"
"Sam and Freddie, sitting in a tree, almost k-i-s-s-i-n-g!"
"Carly, you may be my best friend, but if you don't quit singing right now I will hurt you."
"Ok, I'll stop."Carly said hanging her head in defeat.
facial hair can bring out the worst in people...
Anywho, you know what to do! (that means review!)