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Lyn chuckled as she listened to Karla's plan to evade Hannah. She was talking to her about how she would make one of the boys go out on a night long date with her, so they could take the potion without interference. Lyn thought it was an excellent idea, and she would be glad to help her accomplice with it. The only question was, who would they make do it? And how would they!? Lyn thought about seducing one of them, but she wasn't that kind of girl, Karla didn't even know what the word meant, nor less was she able to do it.

"Now, the only thing we need to figure out is how, exactly how are we going to get any of these young little men to go out on a date with poor old, crabby…"

"Ok, don't you start!" Lyn told her, a little annoyed, because she knew Karla well, and she would not have stopped trying to describe Hannah and her oldness until she ran out of breath, or something else.

"Alright! Shessh!" Karla pouted, still trying to think of what to do.

"How about we both promise to kiss the guy who agrees?" Lyn suggested.

"What is it with the men wanting some?" Karla asked.

"Some?" Lyn asked.

"I heard Farina say it…she said it had something to do with a reference to opposite gender contact…"

"!!"

"What?"

"Stay away from Farina."

"Why?"

"She's a little perturbed."

"…" Karla looked around the room and sighed, she knew there was really no other way. "I really don't want to kiss anyone else but Bartre." Karla told her friend.

"I feel the same way, but if we are going to do this, then we must!"

As soon as Lyn had said this, Serra ran past their tent screaming her lungs out, which caused everyone in the camp to hold their ears and moan with extreme pain as Erk chased the girl. Lyn and Karla poked their heads out form the tent to see what the racket was about; they had ear plugs currently, so they were safe.

"Serra! Give me back my underwear!!" Erk shouted chasing the pink haired chatter-box.

"Never!" Serra leaped over Hector, scaring the bajeebus out of him because he was standing up straight, and he was most definitely tall.

"I think I just lost another brain cell from stress…." Hector mumbled, but he was not left to rest, for Erk then proceeded to jump right over him with ease, just as Serra had before, causing him to say it once again. "There goes another one…" Then he fell over.

Kent seen the lord fall over and rushed over to his side, his companion, who was flirting with Florina, and who was trying to escape sighed as Kent pulled him along. Sain whined about being impolite in his departure.

"Shush Sain!" Kent shouted.

"Darn it!" Sain pouted, after Kent let go and came to the aid of the fallen Great Lord.

Kent picked up Hectors head and smacked him a few times, drool spluttered about as he slapped him, which cause Kent to stop and throw it off from himself.

"Ewww!" Lyn shuddered.

"Indeed…" Karla agreed, and then she cringed and held her head again. "Gah! Not another big word!"

"You and Bartre are a match in heaven…let me tell you." Lyn shook her head, leaving Kent and Sain to tend to Hectors stupidity. She knew he was alright, she had resisted the urge to go over to him because she was wearing a shirt that had a picture of Hector shirtless on it, not a good thing to let him see, it would publicly classify her as obsessed.

Karla was also wearing something similar, except she wrote "hottie!" on Bartre's chest. She spelt it as "Hottea!" though, so it was quite evident that they had to teach her a lot more.

"So, are we ready to pull off operation Hog tie!?" Lyn asked Karla.

"Hog Tie?!" Karla asked.

"You know…tie our BF's within our grasp…."

"?"

"It's metaphorical you fool!"

"Ah…what's that word mean?"

"You really are uneducated…"

"Un…educated?"

"Dang it! Forget it!" Lyn told her, because Karla's eyes began twitching and she was literally beginning to sweat trying to understand them.

Karla nodded and smiled, then she grabbed her sword, took off the over shirt with Bartre on it and ran out side, Lyn soon decided to follow, after having trouble taking the shirt she put over her garb off.

"Hey, wait for me!"

Ninian sighed as she finished drawing a perfect picture of Eliwood in swimming trunks.(Go ahead fan girls, scream about your little bishi's or whatever they are!)

Ninian thought it was really good, but she could not show anyone…because the detail laws a little suggestive. Yes, she knew she was an obsessed freak and that she would clutch her little Eliwood like a part of her body, but that wasn't morally aloud….Only because…well yeah.

"If only he liked my obsessive ness! I would hug him forever!" Ninian smirked at the thought. She had second thoughts though, and frowned as the thought came to mind. Her morals took place and she suddenly felt a little terrible. Treating her love like a possession?! What kind of women has she become?! She sighed and tore up the picture with disgust. She could not let her self be controlled by silly lust, she was already married to the guy, how much could she possibly love him any more? She won't let that happen anymore.

"I'm sorry…This was a foolish thing….because…" Ninian smirked and jumped off of her bed. "He's mine forever more!!!" She jumped up and down with glee. She might not have wanted to treat him like a possession or anything, but she COULD smother him with affection! Right!? She decided now was a great time to do just that. She ran outside of her tent, rushing passed Nils who was practicing his flute on a stump just outside of her tent.

"Whoa! What's the rush!?" Nils asked, as the shear force of the wind she created spun him around.

Ninian ignored Nils and kept on running through the camp looking for Eliwood, so far she knocked down Farina, Florina, Harken, Isadora, Oswin, Vaida, who proceeded to shout at her with a flurry of cusses, Lowen, Pent, Louise, Rebecca, and pretty much everyone else except for Karla and Lyn, they weren't around for some reason. Finally, she spotted the red headed dot of her affection, she ran even faster, if that is possible, and tackled Eliwood.

"Ah! It's SATAN!!!" He yelled as he fell.

"Hi Eliwood!" Ninian said happily.

"Oh….so you're not…Satan." Eliwood sighed with relief.

"What?! No! Of course not silly!" Ninian smiled broadly.

"Well…then could you get your knee off of…you know." Eliwood cringed with pain as Ninian looked down. She gasped.

"That has to hurt!" she yelled, and then she quickly threw herself off, apologizing for doing that.

"That's alright…." He squeaked picking himself up.

"I hope this doesn't ruin our date for tonight!" Ninian implored, frowning.

"No…" He said, straitening himself out slowly.

"Dang it!!!!!" A voice shouted.

"What was that?" Eliwood asked. "Was that Lyn?"

"I don't know…maybe." Ninian looked around, but didn't see her. "It was probably someone else! Come on, let's go." Ninian took Eliwood's arm and helped him away.

Karla let go of Lyn's mouth and sighed, Lyn looked flustered at her mistake.

"You fool! What were you thinking?" Karla asked her.

"It would have been easier if I gotten Eliwood! At least I could have tricked him into dating Hannah." Lyn pouted.

"Hmm…that isn't a bad Idea…oh well." Karla took Lyn by the collar and guided her away.

"W-where are we going!?" Lyn asked, looking at Karla's smirking face.

"I have just the guy!"

"Really?!"

"Yep…"

Karla dropped Lyn on the floor and examined a suspicious green tent with a glint in her eye; Lyn did not like this, so she asked her what she was so happy about.

"What is it with that smirk? And what is that putrid smell?!"

"That would be…Sain!" Karla ripped open the door to Sain's tent and found him writing something on a piece of parchment, he didn't even seem to notice their sudden appearance.

"Sain!? Never! Do you know that he tried to tie me up in liquorish?!"

"What?! ….Ah, so what? It's our only chance, and he's the only guy that would do anything for a kiss!" Karla told her, touching Lyn's nose in a taunting manner.

"Now I suppose you want me to teach Florina how to french kiss!"

Karla leaned over behind the tent and whispered to someone behind it. "Sorry Florina…no lessons."

"Aww…" Florina hung her head and left.

"…"

"Sorry Lyn-Chan, but it's our only hope."

"Alright…but you owe me! I'm serious!"

"Alright…." Karla walked over to Sain and his parchment and froze from the horror that met her eyes stunned and silenced her in place. "Gah…"

"What? What is the matter Karla!?" Lyn walked over to her and shook her; she suddenly noticed Sain's little art work. "Is that me….and Chocolate?!"

Karla solemnly nodded, still shocked.

"I'll kill you Sain!!!" Lyn grabbed Sain's shoulders, finding that the only reason he didn't notice them was because he had some kind of weird noise making device on his head, and because he was sleeping.

Sain abruptly opened his eyes, only to see Lyn pulling back her fist. "No! My life flashes before my eyes! I see Satan!!!"

Karla Stopped Lyn before she could kill Sain and told her to stop. "Lyn, we still need him! You can kill him later!" Lyn clenched her teeth tightly before complying then let the scared to death Sain go.

"Ouph!"

"Alright…." Lyn sighed, releasing her tension.

"Good…" Karla patted Lyn's back as a thank you and walked up to Sain. "Alright Sainy boy, we need to ask you something!"

"If it's about the drawing it was a request!"

"What?….from who?" Lyn asked.

"He told me to not reveal his name." Sain said, crossing his chest with a sign of honor.

"Darn perverts…." Lyn stared at the picture of herself again, and then she snapped. "That's it! It will DIE!!! I would never put chocolate on myself like THAT!" She lunged for it and snatched it off of the table.

"Lyn! Noooo!!! My art!" Sain shouted.

"Lyn, think about this!" Karla shouted. "Wait…no. Go ahead."

Lyn had the most insane look on her face, then she crumpled it up and swallowed it without chewing once.

"She's a monster…" Sain gasped.

"Well so are you, ya perv!" Karla told the bethought Sain. Sain hung his head.

"Alright…the deed is done." Lyn informed them, getting up and dusting herself off. "Now…go ahead Karla."

"Alright…Sain, Lyn and I have a proposition for you!"

Sain looked up and frowned. "What?"

"If you promise to go out on a date with Hannah, we will both kiss you!" Karla said, smiling.

"Be still my heart! Alas! My one dream! It has become true!!!!" Sain jumped for joy and began doing some kind of dance.

"Sain! Ewww! Stop that!" Lyn shouted.

"Oh…alright." Sain agreed. "So…all I have to do is go out with that old wind bag?"

"Hey, I thought you loved women of all ages!" Karla asked him.

"Not her, I only respect women her age." Sain informed him.

"That's not a surprise." Lyn added.

"Well, will you do it Sain?" Karla asked.

"Only if you French kiss meh!" Sain asked.

"Gah! This is a waste of time!" Lyn yelled, she was just about to leave when Karla grabbed her and covered her mouth.

"Ok! You've got yourself a deal; just meet her at 8 o' clock sharp, ok?" Karla asked desperately.

"Yep!" Sain shook her other hand and smiled, his face with a look of the utmost giddiness.

"Alright! See you!" Karla then took her leave and ran, Lyn in tow.

Once Karla and Lyn were a few feet away from Sain, Lyn bit Karla's finger, which made her yelp and blow on it.

"Ouch!"

"Serves you right! Sheesh…" Lyn pouted, frowning. "What were you thinking?"

"I was thinking that I had set you and Hector up for your love boat!"

"Not french kissing Sain to get it!" Lyn pouted. "He's so….I don't know….perverted."

"Well, that's too bad, now come with me, we must prepare for our thievery, I have to visit one more person, and Matthew said he would provide us with thieving gear!"

"Oh! I always wanted to be a thief…you know…because of how they could hide and teleport…and yeah…"

"Nice people skills Lyn."

"You're one to talk!" Lyn countered.

"Touché!"

"Yep…I'm good." Lyn said proudly.

"Well, let's go now. It's almost sun down, and Sain should be getting ready."

Sain chuckled to him self as he thought of the simple idea of kissing two beautiful women; it was almost too much for him to stand! He chuckled as her put on his tuxedo and dress shoes.

"So all I have to do is go out with Hannah, eh? A cinch…." When he finished getting dressed, someone knocked on the door, Sain walked over to it and answered it.

"You got my picture?!" The man asked.

"Nope….sorry Marcus, you really need a life man."

"Darn it! Darn it to heck!" He left, cussing the entire time.

"Ill never know why I believed he would give me 60,000 gold for a picture of Lyn." Sain sighed, then turned out the light and left his tent, prepared to do what he needs for his reward.

Once Sain left, Nino, our little mischievous master Sage popped her head out from the brush. She smirked and wrote down some more information.

"Soon, I will have all the info I need….to make everyone do my bidding!" she cackled as she put the note book back on her pocket. "No more Sugar free Ice cream!" She then ran back to her tent, cackling the entire time.

End Chapter

Ha! I bet you didn't Expect Nino to be plotting something didn't you? Well, please reveiw, you will all like the next one I'm sure.