Chapter 9
Carly POV
"Sam, please calm down." I begged. She had been begging to go the Groovy Smoothie to get a fatshake ever since school had let out.
"Sam, relax, you'll get that fatshake." Jake reassured her.
"I'd better. Momma gets antsy without her daily fatshake." Sam said.
"We'll go get a fatshake after checking in with Spencer. Will that work?" I asked.
Please say yes, Please say yes, Please say yes, Please say yes…..
"Sounds awesome." Sam said.
I opened the door to the loft to find my brother waist deep in…..
"Is that…. Jell-O?" asked Jake.
"YEAH! About 15 gallons! I'm doing a sculpture of a mermaid with it! Wanna help?" asked Spencer.
"Nah, we're about to go down and get me a fatshake." Sam said, head buried in the refrigerator.
"How exactly does one make a sculpture out of Jell-O? It's all shapeless and….stuff." I questioned.
"It has to be flame treated after being put in a mold." Answered Spencer.
"Flame treated?" I yelped.
Jake, Sam and I all had horrified looks on our faces.
"Yeah, don't worry. I'll be fine."
"Hey Spence, can I check Splashface?" asked Sam, who had a Peppy Cola in her hand.
"Sure, but be careful with that Peppy Cola please." Spencer said.
I went over to the fridge, to get out some lemonade.
"Hey Hey Hey! Look who got a girlfriend!" said Jake.
"QUIT LOOKING AT MY PAGE!" Sam yelled, hip checking him off the swirling seat.
"OW!" Jake said.
"Who got a girlfriend?" Spencer asked.
"Freddie." Answered Jake.
"What?" I said, horrified.
"Frednub?" said Sam.
"Nice!" said Spencer.
Sam and I looked at Spencer like he had just said he ended Girly Cow.
"What? I can't be happy for him? And why are you mad Carly?" Spencer questioned.
"Does he have a picture up?" asked Jake, who was getting up gingerly.
"Yeah, lemme pull it—WHOA!" Sam said.
"WHAT?" asked Jake, Spencer and I.
"Look at her! What did he do to get her, hypnotize her?" Sam questioned.
(A/N: Picture Ariana Grande people, all I ask)
"She's hot!" said Spencer and Jake.
I stomped on Jake's foot, and glared at him .Jake fell on the floor again.
"What Carly? Jesus! That really hurt!" Jake exclaimed.
"You can't say another girl is hot when you have a girlfriend!" I said matter of factly.
"Someone's jealous." Spencer surmised.
"Why would I be jealous? I'm glad he's gone." I said.
"You don't mean that Carls. You can't mean that." Said Sam.
"What if I do?"
"It would worry me Carls, make me think you are kind of arrogant." Spencer said.
All was awkwardly quiet for a minute.
"What's her name?" asked Spencer.
"Who cares what her name is?" I said.
"We might get to meet her sometime and I would like to know who she is at least." Said Spencer.
"Her name is Haley" said Jake.
"Hot name." said Spencer.
I stomped on Jake's foot again, but I meant Spencer's.
"CARLY! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?OWWWWWW" Jake yelled.
"Let's go get that fatshake." I quickly said.
"Ok, let's go."
"Pick me one up please." Asked Spencer.
"Make that two please Carly." Jake said, putting emphasis on my name.
Sam and I walked out the door.
"Cupcake, why are you jealous of Freddie's girlfriend?" asked Sam.