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Sedusa
"Look at her hair..." Butch muttered to his two brothers. "It's looks so snakey..."
"Snakey isn't a word." Brick said flatly.
"What do you care about grammar?"
"...Shut up Butch." Butch rolled his eyes.
"In three... two... one..." Bubbles pointed at Sedusa with a small smile.
"Hello girls... boys." Sedusa winked. "Let's cut to the chase: I'm not a lesbian. Did you not see that one time when I tricked cutie Professor?"
"Actually, I didn't." Bunny said with her hand raised polietly.
"It was a rhetorical question."
"Oh..."
"But yes, I love men." Sedusa laughed.
"Whore~!" Buttercup sang quietly. Mitch burst out laughing. Sedusa shut him up by whipping him with her hair.
Robin began to sing loudly. "I whip my hair back and forth~! I whip my hair back and forth~!" Robin puckered her lips. In a deep voice, she sang, "Just whip it." Robin continued to sing. Everybody stared at the teen blankly. She laughed nervously. "Aha... continue?"
Sedusa shortly glared at her before continuing. "Also, I'm just a villain. Not some lesbian who smooches with Buttercup."
"Ew!" Buttercup yelled. "You authors are sick! Me? And her? Oh, just waituntil myrant is here. You're gonna hear from ME!"
"You tell 'em girl!" Butch yelled in a girly voice. Buttercup rolled her eyes, but laughed slightly.
"But yea, that's about it." Sedusa shrugged. "Main problem: lesbian me. So... change it. Now. Or else I'm gonna-"
"Sedusa, do you want to go to jail again?" Blossom asked in a warning tone. Sedusa frantically shook her head. "Then don't threaten the authors."
"Yea, or they'll like pee their pants or somethin'." Mike shrugged.
"And there's Sedusa with her whipping hair!" Bubbles giggled.
Sedusa growled. "Ugh... not funny anymore guys!"
Bubbles ignored her. "Join us tomorrow for some HIM rants!"
"I'll think you'll enjoy." HIM smiled deviously as the camera shut off.
Me: And BAM! A Sedusa one. Yesh, HIM next. Then maybe like another villain. Like Berserk or somethin'. Meh. Well review~!