A/N: We'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
Disclaimer: Oh. Look. we got to that bridge. *lights match*
I dont own anything except my face. And that actually holds copyright to my mother. or God.
WARNING: Twilight fans may be slightly insulted. If you're a die-hard twilight fan, terribly insulted.
ADULT THEMES! BE WARNEDDDD! Nothing too bad...but...IM WARNING YOU ANYWAY! NOT FOR THE LIGHT HEARTED. NOT FOR TWILIGHT FANS. NOT FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T READ THE WORD SUICIDE. NOT FOR SWEET GIRLS OR BOYS. NOT FOR DEPRESSED KIDS EITHER.
Name: Rashel Jordan
Age: 17
Friends: 1283238
In a relationship with John Quinn
Interested in: Martial Arts, Ninjas, Ice cream, Working out, Boats
Organizations: Circle Daybreak, National Martial Arts Institute
Rashel Jordan has poked John Quinn, Raksha Keller, Daphne Childs, Timmy, Hannah Snow, and Jez Redfern
John Quinn has poked Rashel Jordan
Rashel Jordan has poked John Quinn
John Quinn has poked Rashel Jordan
Rashel Jordan has poked John Quinn
John Quinn has poked Rashel Jordan
Rashel Jordan has poked John Quinn
John Quinn is currently unable to poke Rashel Jordan back. He broke his finger.
What's on your mind?
Rashel Jordan's status update: Be prepared for sleeping 'under the stars' tonight. I mean this literally.
~ Hannah Snow, Mary-Lynette Carter, Poppy North, Thea Harman, Gillian Lennox, Jez Redfern, Raksha Keller, and Maggie Neely like this~
Comments:
John Quinn: Oh, not again. We're not 'camping out' in Thierry's backyard again, are we?
Rashel Jordan: Nope :)
James Rasmussen:Oh no. Not the ':)' face. Thats bad news.
John Quinn: We're not camping out in the freaking PARK, are we?
Rashel Jordan: You'll wish you were, once you find out...
Thea Harman: Come on, Rashel! Its hard not to tell Eric! The soulmate bond doesn't want us to have secrets...
Gillian Lennox: Plus, every time i see him, i burst out laughing!
Poppy North: We're acting suspicious because we can't WAIT!
John Quinn: What? Kitten, tell me.
Rashel Jordan: Oh, ok. I'll tell you.
John Quinn: Really?
Raksha Keller: Really?
Mary-Lynette Carter: Really?
Thea Harman: Really?
Gillian Lennox: Really?
Poppy North: Really?
Jez Redfern: Realllyy?
Hannah Snow: REALLY?
Maggie Neely: Really. Really? REALLY?
Rashel Jordan: Really.
Ash Redfern: You got me confused with my vowels now.
~ Everyone likes this~
John Quinn: Okay, then tell me!
Jez Redfern: She isn't going to do it.
Raksha Keller: If she does, we can hang her by her feet
Mary-Lynette Carter: And throw her in Lupe's room. Cats and Dogs.
Ash Redfern: You're so smart!
Mary-Lynette Carter: Who gave you an energy drink, Ash?
Ash Redfern: Poppy!
Poppy North: Me!
Hannah Snow: How did YOU get one? I thought we banned those from you. You get too hyper.
Poppy North: I broke into the stash.
Jez Redfern: You found our hiding place?
Thierry Descouerdes: I suppose we must find a new one.
Raksha Keller: Hell yeah. Poppy and energy drinks? Hell NO.
Mary-Lynette Carter: Wait until you see Ash with energy drinks.
Jade Redfern: He's not so bad. Not as bad as Poppy.
Ash Redfern: Thank you Jade! You are so right! What are we talking about?
Mary-Lynette Carter: example above my comment. He gets too peppy and its WEIRD. like watching a chipmunk on christmas. a smiling, happy, peppy, energetic chipmunk thats half kid.
~ Maggie Neely, Rowan Redfern, Kestrel Redfern, and Rashel Jordan like this~
Rashel Jordan: "Yeah? Well you sound like a chipmunk riding a rainbow! Weee!"
Maggie Neely: "Are you emo?"
Rashel Jordan: "You look emo."
Hannah Snow: "You look like a clown, too."
Rashel Jordan: "An emo clown. You're an emo clown!"
Mary-Lynette Carter: "bahahahaha"
Iliana Dominick: LOL YOU GUYS
Jez Redfern: Get outta here Iliana.
~ Mary-Lynette Carter, Jez Redfern, and Poppy North like this ~
Ash Redfern: Ooh, M'lin being vicious. Ashey likey :)
Mary-Lynette Carter: A lil too much Red Bull, Ashford?
James Rasmussen: Ashford?
Maggie Neely: Lol.
Iliana Dominick: Why do i have to leave? :'(
Jez Redfern: Waa. boohoe. Crying over fb :(
Hannah Snow: Jez! So mean...tsk tsk.
Rashel Jordan: Are you being sarcastic?
Hannah Snow appears to be offline
Thea Harman: Anyone else reading this with popcorn? Its better than a movie.
~ Delos Redfern, Raksha Keller, Nissa Johnson, Winifred Arlin, Ash Redfern, Jade Redfern, Gillian Lennox, David Blackburn, and Morgead Blackthorn like this~
Mary-Lynetter Carter: The tragedy of crying on facebook, by Iliana Dominick. Based on a true story. *sniff, sniff*
Delos redfern: How much does the book cost? It sounds interested. Peculiar, but interesting.
Maggie Neely: *facepalm*
Rashel Jordan: *mentalslap*
Delos Redfern: What?
Iliana Redfern: Don't gotta be so mean! Im sorry. Can't i join the conversation?
Jez Redfern: No.
John Quinn: Rashel, you were going to TELL me! about the star thing.
Thea Harman: You sound like Timmy now. "Rasheeelll! ...!"
~ Everyone LOVES this~
Hannah Snow: Hey everyone learned the glitch :)
Timmy Jordan: Hey! I dont sound like that! Rasheeellll!
Raksha Keller: *facepalm*
John Quinn: Oh look. its the little demon. Rashel? Kitten? I love you...so you should tell me...
Rashel Jordan: Oh, you do? I thought you hated me. Cuz soulmates hate eachother, thats why.
Poppy North: Aw they do? Like who?
Raksha Keller: *double faceplam*
Rashel Jordan: Well. Edward and Bella, for example.
~ Mary-Lynette Carter, Jez Redfern, Kestrel Redfern, Thea Harman, Hannah Snow, Maggie Neely, Raksha Keller, Ash Redfern, John Quinn, and 374 others like this~
Poppy North: But...it thought Edward and Bella loved eachother? Didn't they have a kid and get married together?
Thierry Descouerdes: I thought i banned everyone in here from reading twilight.
Mary-Lynette Carter: They broke the rules. put them in a cell! :P
Rashel Jordan: Yeah. They did. But they really, really hated eachother. Thats WHY they had the kid, of course. But Edward, the old grandpa, had to get married before...you know.
Jez Redfern: Before...?
Poppy North: Don't say it!
Jez Redfern: What, don't say 'sex'?
Poppy North: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Raksha Keller: *triple facepalm*
Rashel Jordan: The innocence.
James Rasmussen: Uh, guys? Poppy's suddenly freaked out. She's looking at the bed and screaming. And then she looks at me and screams some more.
John Quinn: Hahaha.
Gillian Lennox: Hey, i like twilight! Its a ROMANCE! Of course they love eachother!
David Blackburn: I thought i said no more reading that crap, Jill...
Iliana Dominick: Yeah, that makes no sense! Why would they have a child if they hated eachother.
Rashel Jordan: Thats WHY they had the child. Because they hated eachother.
John Quinn: Well. Interesting...NOW tell me?
Rashel Jordan: Well...not yet.
Iliana Dominick: I DON GETIT
Jez Redfern: Its 'cuz your blond.
~Mary-Lynette Carter, Poppy North, Blaise Harman, Nissa Johnson, Ash Redfern, John Quinn, David Blackburn, Maggie Neely, Jez Redfern, Delos Redfern, and 377 others like this~
Raksha Keller: Lol. Wait, isn't Hannah...and Thierry...and Gillian...and Thea...and Ash...aren't they blond, too?
Jez Redfern: She's a DUMB blond. theres a difference.
Iliana Dominick: No i'm not! It just doesn't make sense!
Mary-Lynette Carter: Yes it does. I know what it means. xD
Ash Redfern: BUT YOUR A GENIUS SO IT DOESN'T COUNT! Hey did you know that turtles breathe through their...
Mary-Lynette Carter: Um, yes, i do know Ash...very nice to share...O_e
Ash Redfern: I no! it wus so nice to share!
Raksha Keller: *quadruple facepalm*
Iliana Dominick: You only know because...Jez told you!
Jez Redfern: *snorts*
Rashel Jordan: No...i didn't tell her either. :)
John Quinn: I get it too. haha =P
Rashel Jordan: Yes, but i DID tell YOU. XD
John Quinn: Oh, well. About the sleeping under the stars thing?
Rashel Jordan: LATER!
Mary-Lynette Carter: Bella's an emo. She didn't *almost* get hit with Tyler's van by accident...it was planned.
Jez Redfern: Brilliantly put. That's why Bella was really mad at Edward. He ruined her suicide.
Iliana Dominick: But this is TERRIBLE! Plus, Edward loves Bell Bells...thats why he saved her.
Galen Drache: What does this have to do with Rashel's status?
Rashel Jordan: Nothing. Whenever anyone comments, we end up going off topic.
John Quinn: Tell me about your status!
Rashel Jordan: Go on the chat. When everyone goes on, we'll announce what this means.
Jez Redfern: No...he saved her because ...lol.
Iliana Dominick: What?
Rashel Jordan: Think about it. Edward's 107 years old now. He watched her sleep. Keeps tabs on her. Won't let her visit other boys.
Iliana Dominick: HE LUVS HER! DATS WHY!11!1!1!1
Hannah Snow: Guys, stop it!
Thierry Descouerdes: Stop corrupting Iliana, please. You got Gillian, and you've almost got Hannah and Thea. NOT Iliana, please.
Jez Redfern: D'awww
Rashel Jordan: But its fun!
~ John Quinn, Ash Redfern, and Jez Redfern like this ~
Hannah Snow: What? Thierry they have not corrupted me!
Raksha Keller: We haven't? Damn. We'll ge there soon.
John Quinn: Thea's in the bin.
Hannah Snow: WHAT BIN?
Rashel Jordan: The bin.
Mary-Lynette Carter: The bin is where you put someone who has a dirty mind or thought. Or who is being corrupted.
Ash Redfern: Have YOU been in the bin, M'lin? ;)
Jez Redfern: ASH! IN THE BIN!
Thea Harman: Does that mean i get to come out of the bin now?
Rashel Jordan: Yes. Ash is going in the bin now.
Iliana Dominick: Why? Tell me.
Raksha Keller: I'll PM you why...
Hannah Snow: NO! Keller! NO MORE CORRUPTING!
John Quinn: Aww, where's the dislike button?
Poppy North: But weren't we talking about twilight before?
Gillian Lennox: I'm way lost. We are so off topic..off topic(s)
Iliana Dominick: But what does edward watching Bella sleep have to do with him saving her from a car crash?
Mary-Lynette Carter: Think about it. He's a very old grandpa. He is attracted to Bella...he saves her and then watches her sleep...the he bangs her up...
Iliana Dominick: I DUN GETITTTT! :(
Jez Redfern: Its cuz you're a blond.
~ Mary-Lynette Carter, Rashel Jordan, Raksha Keller, Delos Redfern, Morgead Blackthorn, and 484 others like this ~
Morgead Blackthorn: Nice going jez.
Mary-Lynette Carter: Not all blonds are dumb. Look at Hannah, Jade, Thea, Gillian...
Ash Redfern: And ash, look at Ash too.
Mary-Lynette Carter: Well. you're more 50 fifty, Ash.
Iliana Dominick: Someone explain to me!
Jez Redfern: okay, so Edward is an old pedo. He stalks Bella. He saved her from the van because if she died, he couldn't-
Thierry Descouerdes: ENOUGH! DO NOT SAY THE R WORD!
Jez Redfern: Fine. He couldn't F-
Thierry Descouerdes: OR THE F WORD.
Jez Redfern: What F word? Firetruck?
Mary-Lynette Carter: Fine, edward couldn't firetruck Bella.
~ Ash Redfern, Jez Redfern, Maggie Neely, Hannah Snow, Raksha Keller, Rashel Jordan, the ENTIRE WORLD and 192938438383 other people like this~
Iliana Dominick: But that doesn't make sense. How couldn't he firetruck her? What does a firetruck have to do with this?
Raksha Keller: Do you know what firetruck means?
Galen Drache: No, she doesn't...
Ash Redfern: Hey, Mare had a dirty thought! doesn't it count?
Rashel Jordan: Nope...
John Quinn: No.
Ash Redfern: Whyyy?
Mary-Lynette Carter: Because it was funny. Plus, Jez is the one that said firetruck.
Iliana Dominick: I KNOW what firetruck means. Firefighters use it to get to places. its red and has sirens and equipment and it has ladders and hoses.
Ash Redfern: Oh, it has 'equipment' and 'hoses' all right...
Mary-Lynette Carter: BIN! IN THE BIN!
Iliana Dominick: So what is with edward firetrucking bella? does he run over her or WHAT?
Raksha Keller: *fifth facepalm*
Jez Redfern: If bella dies, Edward can't firetruck her.
Poppy North: Wat does firetruck mean?
James Rasmussen: NOTHING.
Thea Harman: Its another version of the F word.
Poppy North: The F word?
James Rasmussen: Please stop corrupting my soulmate.
~ Thierry Descouerdes, Delos Redfern, Eric Ross, David Blackburn, James Rasmussen, and Ash Redfern likes this~
Iliana Dominick: The F word? Like, Flying, or Firetruck, or Firework, or Filing, or Friends, or what? what F word?
Mary-Lynetter Carter: Well. starts with F. ends with K. Middle letter U.
Iliana Dominick: Kung Fu? Fruit? Fried chicken?
Maggie Neely: How does that end with a K?
Iliana Dominick: I just cant come up with any!
Jez Redfern: I have one for you :)
Iliana Dominick: What is it?
Thierry Descouerdes: Everyone, stop.
Hannah Snow: Girls, its time. EVERYONE go on chat. Well, everyone with a soulmate. Go on there and then we'll make the announcement that explaisn Rashel's status.
Rashel Jordan, John Quinn, Poppy North, James Rasmussen, Ash Redfern, Mary-Lynette Carter, Thea Harman, Eric Ross, Gillian Lennox, David Blackburn, Hannah Snow, Thierry Descouerdes, Jez Redfern, Morgead Blackthorn, Maggie Neely, Delos Redfern, Raksha Keller, and Galen Drache appear to be offline
Iliana Dominick: Hello?
Iliana Dominick: Isn't anyone going to tell me the word? Jez said she would.
Iliana Dominick: Did you all leave? Your pictures on chat disappeared.
Iliana Dominick: Hello?
Thierry Descouerdes - LordThierry - Chatroom Moderator
Hannah Snow - OldSoulHannah - Chatroom Moderator
Poppy North - LittlePoppyN- Chatroom Member
James Rasmussen - SecretVampireJames - Chatroom Member
Ash Redfern - AshRocks - Chatroom Member
Mary-Lynette Carter - M'linthecursed - chatroom member
Thea Harman - Animal-Lover - chatroom member
Eric Ross - FootballEric - chatroom member
Gillian Lennox - TheLostWitchJill - chatroom member
David Blackburn - Blackburn100 - chatroom member
Rashel Jordan - ThisKittenHasClaws - chatroom member
John Quinn - JQuinn -Chatroom member
Jez Redfern - HuntressJez - chatroom member
Morgead Blackthorn - MorgeadRulesTheGang - chatroom member
Maggie Neely - SteelyNeelySoccer - member
Delos Redfern - VampirePrince - member
Keller - PantherKeller
Galen Drache - Typeusernamehere - member
EVERYONE IS ONLINE
SteelyNeelySoccer: Is everyone here?
OldSoulHannah: Yes.
Typeusernamehere: Okay, tell us what Rashel's status was about.
HuntressJez: who are you?
Typeusernamehere: Galen.
M'Linthecursed: Whats up with your username?
TheLostWitchJill: He probably couldn't think of anything.
Typeusernamehere: Well, it said 'typeusernamehere' on the space, so i typed it.
PantherKeller: -sixth facepalm-
ThisKittenHasClaws: I bet you're gonna have 10 facepalms.
Animal-lover: More like 800.
JQuinn: Will you finally tell me, Kitten?
ThisKittenHasClaws: Kitten? KITTEN? THIS KITTEN HAS *CLAWS*!
JQuinn: ...rawr.
LittlePoppyN: Rawr? Whats goin on?
SecretVampireJames: Get out your cameras and popcorn, kids.
MorgeadRulesthegang: One step ahead of you, James.
ThisKittenHasClaws: Rawr?
JQuinn: Rawr!
ThisKittenHasClaws: ...
HuntressJez: Morgead, your username LIES! IT LIIIESSS!
Morgeadrulesthegang: IT DOES NOT! It tells the truth. I typed 'Morgead' and the computer automatically added 'Rules the ganf'
Typeusernamehere: Ha.
AshRocks: *snorts*
HuntressJez: Oh im sure it did. Come over here and show me. Mare, get my stick...
ThisKittenHasClaws: Rawr?
JQuinn: Yes. Rawr.
ThisKittenHasClaws: ...meow.
M'linthecursed: Lol. Jez, which stick? The new or the other one? or the other other one? or the brown?
HuntressJez: The new. I want to see how sharp it is.
M'linthecursed: I'll get it soon.
OldSoulHannah: GUYS! OFF TOPIC! We have an announcement!
LordThierry: We're listening.
Morgeadrulesthegang: No we're not.
SecretVampireJames: Yes, we are.
LittlePoppyN: Thank you!
TheLostWitchJill: Okay. Since you guys lost the basketball game...you're not sleeping with the girls anymore.
IlianaWitchChild: You guys sleep together?
HuntressJez: How the hell did she get in here?
OldSoulHannah: It didn't even show up that she was online!
MayaTheVampire: I think she was logged on through Maggie's account, then she just changed the username.
M'Linthecursed: MAYA?
FootballEric: How did SHE get in here?
ThisKittenHasClaws: She has a computer in her grave. DUH.
IlianaWitchChild: REALLY!
PantherKeller: *Seventh facepalm*
ThisKittenHasClaws: Yes, really! Her corpse is typing!
MayaTheVampire: Corpses can't type. The fingers fall off.
LordThierry: I'm calling the SWAT vampire team.
OldSoulHannah: What is WITH you and SWAT teams?
LordThierry: What do you mean?
PantherKeller: *eight facepalm* Dang Rashel, you're dead on. I'll get 10 facepalms.
Animal-Lover: No, fifteen.
AshRocks: I bet 13 facepalms. thats it.
OldSoulHannah: You call the SWAT team for everything!
MayaTheVampire: He didn't call the SWAT when you, Iona and Thea went to that movie, 'Soul Surfer', yesterday.
LordThierry: I didn't? Oh thats right. I used the CIA then.
VampirePrince: Oh!
Animal-lover: I thought those guys in black were just stalkers!
ThisKittenHasClaws: Yeah, Hannah even said one looked like Edward Cullen!
HuntressJez: wHAT does he have to do with anything?
OldSoulHannah: He didn't look like Edward. He looked like Robert Pattinson!
LordThierry: Who is this Robert?
LittlePoppyN: *snort*
TheLostWitchJill: BAHAHAAHAHHAAHAHA
PantherKeller: *ninth facepalm*
IlianaWitchChild: He's my husband!
VampirePrince: When did you get married?
LittlePoppyN: Lol you wish he was your husband.
PantherKeller: Delos *tenth facepalm*
ThisKittenHasClaws: OH YES! TEN FACEPALMS!
M'Linthecursed: Why would you ever wish that? He's ugly. Oink oink.
TheLostWitchJill: Nooo! He's hot!
HuntressJez: He has a beard. I dont like beards.
M'lintehcursed: He always looks constipated.
IlianaWitchChild: He's hot and ur just jealous!
M'linthecursed: Oh, yeah. Im so jealous of his hotness, because i SO wished i looked more like a dude o_O
SteelyNeelySoccer: Ha lol :P
JQuinn: Guys, why is Morgead shaving right now?
M'Linthecursed: LMFAO...Jez's fault...
Animal-Lover: Rofl. Because Jez doesn't like beards.
AshRocks: GUYS! The announcement!
IlianaWitchChild: Oh right, Jez said she would tell me the F word we were talking about! I can broaden my vocabulary :D
LittlePoppyN: *snort*
PantherKeller: *eleventh facepalm*
Typeusernamehere: Totally not...do not tell her...
ThisKittenHasClaws: Why not?
HuntressJez: It'll, 'broaded' her horizons :D
LordThierry: No, absolutely not! I will not allow it.
OldSoulHannah: Just like you don't allow me to go to a Taylor Swift concert because i can get mobbed and the crowds will be so thick i'll get squished between people and suffocate?
FootballEric: Thierry, you have very creative ways of finding threats in everything...
MayaTheVampire: Of course he does! He won't let her on the trampoline because if she bounces, it could break and she'd fall. Also, it shocks you because of the metal, and the nets can get stuck to your tooth (A/N: My friend Anna had a lose tooth, and it got caught on the net. it hurt, i think)
LordThierry: Trampolines are VERY dangerous! Maya, you're alive...Hannah we're hiding you somewhere.
Blackburn100: Like where? a while room with ONE locked metal door and no windows?
LordThierry:Good idea, David.
Blackburn100: what?
JQuinn: You're kidding.
MayaTheVampire: She needs food, water and a bathroom...plus, i'm not alive. Im dead. under your feet. Well, not literally. My graves a long way from your house, but im still underground. Its dark down here. So dont correct any typos.
OldSoulHannah: Oh yeah. thats not scary. Its perfect normal for dead people to go on facebook and chatrooms
MayaTheVampire: Of course it is.
MayaTheVampire: I'm glad you see the light.
PantherKeller: *twelfth facepalm*
AshRocks: Never mind. only fourteen faceplams, not thirteen.
Animal-Lover: I stick with 15.
FootballEric: I stick with 20.
SteelyNeelySoccer: OKAY THE ANNOUNCEMENT IS THAT SINCE THE BOYS LOST THE BASKETBALL MATCH THEY HAVE TO SLEEP IN THE POOL FOR...HOW LONG?
AshRocks: one night. My hair'll get wet and that cannot happen! ONE NIGHT ONLY. AND THATS ALOT.
M'linthecursed: One month. ONE MONTH.
LittlePoppyN: Starting tonight.
SecretVampireJames: You won't do this to me, right Poppy? :)
LittlePoppyN: YEAH...Start packin, Jamie. I have a floaty you can use as a bed.
M'Linthecursed: lol.
LordThierry: Hannah, this is...well. Why didn't you tell me?
AshRocks: This is prepostorous! So obscenely sardonic!
M'linthecursed: You misused 'Sardonic' Ash. And you don't know what prepostorous means.
SteelyNeelySoccer: lol owwned.
AshRocks: of course i know what it means.
VampirePrince: Then, what does it mean?
ThisKittenHasClaws: He has no freaking clue.
Typeusernamehere: I can't sleep in the pool! I'm a leopard! shapeshifter! CATS? WATER? TORTUTE! NO CAN DO!
JQuinn: Nope, we all have to.
PantherKeller: Actually, that'd be cruel...he can just sleep NEXT to the pool. By the ladder.
Blackburn100: No fair -_-
LostWitchJill: This. is going to be awesome.
HuntressJez: Omg i have to go get my stick!
ThisKittenHasClaws: I'll go get the camera!
Animal-Lover: I'll get the floaties. And the life guard.
FootballEric: You hired a lifeguard?
M'Linthecursed: No. we hired a...never mind. It isn't a life guard. Its a life line.
Animal-lover: Oops i forgot the name.
LordThierry: You guys aren't really going to do this.
AshRocks: Prepostorous means unbelievable, obscenely means...i cant describe it. Sardonic means mocking and impossible.
PantherKeller: *thirteenth facepalm* ASH YOU WON CUZ IM GOING OFFLINE NOW, YAY.
AshRocks: Yay i won!
ThisKittenHasClaws: so did i
AshRocks: nah-uh! u didnt!
ThisKittenHasClaws: *hiss*
JQuinn: Say otherwise, or you're in big trouble, Ashford.
M'Linthecursed: Ha. Ashford. the name stuck :P
AshRocks: Uh...um...Rashel won too yaay 0_0
ThisKittenHasClaws: Yah. of course i did. :)
HuntressJez: Ooh cat fight.
M'linthecursed: I thought Ash looked like a lazy cat when i met him. Rashel was the Cat. thats so funny and ironic.
AshRocks: You thought i looked like a lazy kitty?
M'linthecursed: Not a kitty. Just a cat. Tiggy's a kitty.
OldSoulHannah: Not to interrupt or anything, but...you should all be getting ready for tonight. The first night is always the hardest :)
EVERYONE LOGS OFF
TheEvilTimmy: Purr-fect. Quinn will be gone at night for a month...purr-fect, yes. Ha. Get it. My sisters a cat.
IlianaWitchChild: I don't get it :'(
TheEvilTimmy: Damn it, where'd YOU come from? i thought i was alone.
IlianaWitchChild: I was just logged on
TheEvilTimmy: Yes well i was invisible.
IlianaWitchChild: What about the cat thing?
TheEvilTimmy: Well...cats purr. My sister called herself The Cat. Purr-fect sounds like perfect. Get it now?
IlianaWitchChild: Yeeahh =D
TheEvilTimmy: You don't get it, do you?
Iknoweverything: She doesn't.
IlianaWitchChild: no :(
TheEvilTimmy: (facepalm)
Iknoweverything: FOURTEEN FACEPALMS.
TheEvilTimmy: What?
IlianaWitchChild: Who are you?
Iknoweverything: I wrote this story. And i know everything.
TheEvilTimmy: Okay, creepy...
IlianaWitchChild: Omg yeah totes creepy...
...
IlianaWitchChild: I don't get it?
A/N: Everyone wants to know who Meghan Chase and Puck and Ash all came from. its The Iron Fey series by Julie Kawaga. Its also on the fanfiction website, in its own little archive. Also, thanks for saying im funny. It makes me laugh because it isnt true. but its appreciated :)
I tell you. Ice cream is dangerous.