Kyle, Ike, Stan, Kenny, & Cartman traveled from Main Street USA to Tomorrowland They walked under the sign that read "Tomorrowland" and saw Astro Orbiter in the distance
"Let's go on that next" Kyle said
"Oh fuck yeah" said Kenny
They walked under the Tomorrowland transportation authority and to Space Mountain which was a white circular thing that they saw.
The palm trees were around it as well.
"The line wait is 15 minutes" Ike said
"Alright" Stan said walking towards the line and his friends followed his lead.
After fifteen minutes they were measured in height at the boarding station
"Sorry but you're not tall enough" the employee said to Ike who started crying
"It's OK Ike you can wait in the lounge until Cartman, Kenny, Stan, & I get off" Kyle said and Ike walked there
The boys were put in row six
"Oh we are so getting ice cream next" Cartman said
"Um we just had breakfast fatass" Kenny said and Stan and Kyle laughed
"I'm not fat I'm big boned ghetto liver!" Cartman said
"At least I don't have any girls" Kenny said
"Oh yeah well at least I don't live with rats" Cartman said
"Shut up" Stan said and pointed to the ride.
There was an empty car in front of them.
"SHOT FRONT!" Cartman said and pushed Kyle out of the way. Kyle sat behind Cartman and Stan sat behind Kyle which meant Kenny was in the next car (but same coaster thing).
"I hope I don't die" Kenny muttered
After they got the safety lecture the ride attendant checked their seat restraints and pressed the button that sent them on their way.
At first the ride was just black but they saw the people waiting in line
"Hey look!" Kyle shouted and Stan, Kenny, & Cartman waved to the people well except Cartman who called them losers.
Then they entered a hall thingy that had blue lights shining through
"WOW SICK!" Stan shouted
"Or neato as Butters would say" Cartman said
After that they made a sharp turn and went through the rest of the ride.
They had a lot of fun and Cartman kept screaming and crying the whole time although he denied it.
"Come on lets go on that flying thing" Stan said
"OK" Kenny said
"Let's get Ike first" Kyle said
"OK"
They got out of the Space Mountain area and saw that the line for Astro Orbiter was short.
"Let's go sissys" Cartman shouted
"Shut up you were the one crying the whole time on Space Mountain" Stan said
"Was not" Cartman said
"Was too" Stan said
"Shut up fatass" Ike said
"Excuse me…Kyle tell your minority Canadian Jew brother that he has to respect my authoritah" Cartman said
"Cartman you have no authoritah" Kyle said and Cartman scowled
"Alright um how old are you?" the employee asked
"We're eight but my little brother is three" Kyle said
"OK um he can't ride" the man said
"Oh fuck" Ike said and the man looked shocked
"Um he can ride up on the elevator with you but can't go on the ride" he said still shocked
Ike scowled but said nothing
"Come on guys!" Kyle said grabbing his brother's hand as they went up the elevator
"There are two people per thing" Stan said
"I want to go with Kyle" Stan said
"OK" Kyle said
"Can I ride the next ride with one of you" Kenny said
"Yeah sure Kenny" Stan said
"I have to ride with stupid Kenny" Cartman said
Kenny punched Cartman who started to whine again
"Alright shut up" Ike said getting annoyed and the boys had forgotten he was even there
"SHUT UP YOU FUCKING JEW!" Cartman yelled
"CARTMAN!" Kyle shouted and Ike shrugged before going to wait on the sidelines for his brother and friends.
"Hey you guys want to go on the driving thing next?" Kyle asked
"We're too fucking short" Stan said and Kyle scowled
"Awe man" he said
"I know" Stan said
After they went on Astro Orbiter they went on to Fantasyland and saw the Mad Tea Party ride
"Hey…cool" Cartman said
"Yeah we should go on that after we eat" Kenny said smirking
"Why so we can throw up?" Stan said and Kenny nodded Stan playfully punched Kenny's arm
"Let's go on it now" Kyle said
"OK" said Stan
"We'll all go on the same thing" Kyle said
"Can I go on?" Ike asked
"Yeah" Kyle said
"Oh fuckers" Cartman said
"Fuck you" Ike said and Kyle, Stan, & Kenny laughed
As they got themselves situated in the teacup the ride started and Kyle, Stan, Kenny, & Ike were spinning the wheel as fast as they could
Cartman kept whining about how he was nauseous and they should stop but that made them want to go faster.
When the ride was over they walked out and Cartman threw up on a lady's shoe
"OH! YOU PARASITE! Probably need to get some of your fat out" she said horrified
"HEY I'M NOT FAT I'M BIG BONED!" Cartman shouted back at her and his friends pried him the other way.
"Let's go on Peter Pan's flight" Kenny said
"Fine" Cartman muttered
They went on Peter Pan's flight and then went to the Pinocchio Village Haus for lunch. Their parents had given them money so they were covered. After that they went on Small World
Cartman got very impatient with the song repeating over and over again so he yelled
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID MINORITIES" and then got a look on his face.
"Hey…this is the perfect time for my minorities song" He said and when the ride was over he went in the middle of the walkway and sang.
"What has happened to this place I don't recognize it anymore, it used to be so fun and special what is life worth living for? The dream is dead our land is gone there's a hole in my heart and I can't go oooooon.
There are too many minorities (minorities) at my Disney World (my Disney World) this was our land our dream (our dream) and they've taken it all away. They just keep coming and coming (minorities) I try to go and tell the police but even the authorities are minorities. At my Disney World.
There's no place for me to sit anymore and the lines just keep getting crazier. There are Mexicans all around me. The small world ride has never been so annoying. There's a forty minute wait to get on one ride and the song is in languages on the Small World riiiiiiiiide. (Just do it all in English).
There are too many minorities (too many) at my Disney World (somebody do something).Where did they all come from why can't they leave this land alone! And it's such a tragedy (feel a bit like dying) we look the other way too long.
We've got to change our priorities and get all these minorities out of my Disney World.
Minorities, Mexicans and Asians, Black People, I think I even saw Native American's (gross)
Gd I'm asking please get all of these minorities…out of my Disney World (my Disney World.)"
Kyle, Stan, Kenny, & Ike stood there…very embarrassed because of Cartman.
Note: I am not racist and do not own this song
Song: The Minorities Song
Episode: Pee
Original Artist: Eric Cartman
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