A/N: Other fics on Hiatus until I hit a creative burst! (Schedule will be up on my DeviantART soon) Here`s 'Alice'!

Sebby: Milady… why am I such a… what was it? Ah, right, Pervert?

g-chi: Cause I can make you one!

Alice: -sigh- g-chi125 does not own Kuroshitsuji

Alice

A Kuroshitsuji Fanfiction

I don't own Kuroshitsuji

Chapter 6: Filler 3: Why Everyone Loves Alice/ Sebby the Pervert?

-Alice POV-

There were fingers in my hair, slightly combing it. "Mister Ryan was it?" Sebastian asked. Hey why was Sebastian in my room!? "May I inquire as to why everyone adores your sister?" Was it Ryan-onii who was running his fingers through my hair?

"Of course not. Alice-nee may have forgiven you but I haven't, Baka*!" he said firmly. Was I glad that my brother cared about me? Yes of course I was. Was I glad he had basically just committed suicide by saying that to a demon? Hell NO!

I heard a feminine sigh "I`ll explain Sebastian." It was Heather-onee. "Everyone just loves our sister. Well except for the girls who are jealous of her that is."

"Jealous girls?" that was Ciel`s voice. So was everyone in my room? I mean seriously.

"Yes. Their names are Annabella, ViVi, Amy and Shelly." Heather-onee said "They have a… history…" she said

"Interesting…" Sebastian said "I know you are close to awakening Miss Alice. You can open your eyes now." I could feel his breath on my cheek and as soon as it was there I was tugged into a protective embrace of a hug.

"Stay the Hell away from my sister, Chikan*!" Ryan-onii said. Oh, now I was awake since he shouted that right into my ear!

"OW!" I yelled pushing him away from me. "Ryan-onii! Don't do that!"

"Sorry Ali-nee." He said.

"Now everyone, OUT OF MY ROOM!" I pushed them all out one by one. Once I got to Sebastian I turned to him and sighed. "Will you please leave my room, Sebastian?" I gestured to the door

"Hmm… and why should I?" he asked

"Because it is quite improper." I said "Even in the year 2012 in schools there is a dressing room for the females and a dressing room for the males. So please exit my room." I explained.

"You will be mine soon enough, Alice." He whispered in my ear, making me blush. He left my room

"What does that mean?" I asked the air, but shoved it aside and dressed.

-Later-

I was dressed in my Grell Shirt from the store Hot Topic, a black pleated skirt, my favorite hat with cat ears, and red and black knee socks. Since my family supports Asian culture we don`t wear shoes in the home. I would now see if they had met Grell yet or not.

I walked into the living room of my home to find my dad interrogating Sebastian.

"Is my daughter still a virgin?" he asked

"Yes sir." Sebastian answered

"I did some looking into you people, is my daughter still a human?"

"Yes."

"Good. Ah, Ali-chi! My little Musume*!" he exclaimed, attacking me in a hug

"Hi Oto-san*" I said and turned to my mom "Hi Oka-san*"

"Hello Alice." she said prestigious and snotty as always. "Where on Earth have you been? Tammy said you were somewhere called 'Kuroshitsuji'."

"That is true but please let`s talk about this later." I said. She sighed when she looked me over.

"Alice, why don`t you wear normal clothes for your age in America?" she asked emphasizing 'America' since when we would argue about it I would always say that this style is popular in Japan.

"Because I don't want to." I said

She sighed again. Soon a bumbling blob of fake black hair, blue eyes, glasses and an L of Death Note T-shirt came barreling through the home and came to tackle me to the ground with content purrs like Anna Kurauchi from He is My Master when she is with Izumi. She soon stood, taking me up with her and holding me in a hug whilst I stood Apathetic as usual. "Sir." She addressed my father "I would like your blessing so I may always be with my Gumi Sweet."

"What!?" I gasped "NO!" I shoved her away

"Ashley, I must say no. You see, I think my Little Musume is heterosexual." He said, giving the real world equivalence of a sweat drop. "I believe we have had this conversation before."

"Sebastian, can I speak with you outside?" Ciel asked Sebastian. I noticed they were loaned some clothes from this time by my brother and Richard.

Sebastian wore a black Dead-Mau5 T-shirt and Ciel wore a Mine-Craft shirt. To be honest, I thought he would look cute in a Dragon-BallZ Kai Shirt. But who cares.

"Of course, sir." Sebastian said and with that Ash argued about my sexuality to my parents.

"I`m telling you she is at least Bi!" Ash yelled

"No my daughter is straight!" my dad would yell back. This would be a great stay.

-With Sebastian and Ciel-

"Why on Earth would you do that to Alice!?" Ciel yelled at Sebastian "She has feelings. Do you think women like to be defiled like that?!"

"Humans would not understand." Sebastian said

"Try."

Sebastian sighed "I have chosen Miss Alice to be my mate. Once a demon chooses a mate they will do anything to keep others away from them." He explained "Miss Alice attracts people with her voice." He grits his teeth.

"That doesn't seem so hard to explain…"

"For demons this pull to keep them to ourselves is so strong that we go into a kind of daze. We have no control over ourselves."

"Hmm… Why Alice?" Ciel asked

"Truth be told Master, Miss Alice is a very interesting girl." He said "I wish to trap her and never let her go."

-With Alice-

"She`s Bi!"

"No she`s straight!"

"Bi!"

"Straight!"

"Bi!"

"Straight!"

"FREAKIN` ENOUGH!" I yelled at the feuding idiots "To end your pathetic feud, I am completely heterosexual!"

"Ha!" my dad boasted at Ash as she scoffed

Sebastian and Ciel walked back in as I walked groggily back to my room and flopped onto my bed with a sigh. I grabbed the nearest manga which was volume one of Kuroshitsuji. The cover was a picture in full color of Sebastian in his famous tail-coat pouring some tea fancily. The cover had the words 'Black Butler' on it in fancy script. Then there was the artist and author name on it 'YANA TOBOSO'. I wonder if Toboso-sensei knew that the people she created were real and were in this world now. I opened the manga to the first page and began to read 'Young Master, it is time to wake up.' I continued to read until I got to the page where Mei-Rin, Bard and Finny came in. There with them was… me.

Sebastian set down his glass of Tanaka Lemonade. 'By the way…' the scene shifted to Mei-Rin, Finny, Bard and me. '…what are you four doing here?'Finny appeared in his own panel 'Finny, have you finished weeding the inner courtyard?' It turned to Mei-Rin 'Mei-Rin, have all the sheets been laundered?' Bard 'Baldo, were you not to be preparing dinner?' Me. 'Miss Alice, have you finished preparing yourself to entertain our guest for later?'

'Yes.' The manga me said

'Then you and Mister Tanaka are excused. The rest of you back to work!' Sebastian sprouted devil horns.

'Kyaa!' the three scattered

'I`ll just be practicing for later.' I said walking away. A panel with just me in it appeared with a box with the words 'Alice, Housemaid and Songstress' in it.

"I`m… a Black Butler Character…" I said eyes wide with shock.

Fail ending is a fail! Update schedule, Character Profiles, and new Chapters COMING SOON!

Baka- Fool, Jack Ass, Dumb Ass Idiot, Stupid, ECT.

Chikan- Pervert

Oko-san: Dad

Oka-san: Mother