Canada was a peace loving country, so when he suddenly found himself with a sword pressed to his throat he was understandably startled. Looking up from the couch and setting aside his book, his amazement turned into exasperation when he saw that his own beloved Prussia was holding said sword. She was also wearing a tan blouse covered by a brown vest and tight fitting pants, complete with leather boots. Gilberdette sat on her shoulder, wearing a tiny crown. He vaguely recognised the swirling, gold hilt on her rapier, wasn't a sword like that in a movie?

"Hallo," she began, her faux Spanish accent marred by her natural German one. "My name is Indigo Montoya, you killed mein bruder, prepare to die." She grinned at him expectantly, obviously prepared to hear some exclamation of wonder and admiration.

However, all she got was, "You just butchered that meme. How could you mess up that meme?"

Prussia huffed and flicked the sword dangerously close to Canada's nose. "Oh c'moooon! Isn't zhis awesome?" She gestured to her outfit. "Your bruder pulled some strings and got me zhis! Wait here, he got you somezhing too!" She rushed out of the room and for a moment Canada was tempted to slip away. This was America they were talking about…

Too late. She came back almost ten seconds later holding something bulky and metallic looking. She threw it and it hit Canada's face before he could react. Ouch. Yeah, it was metal. He painfully pulled it away from his face and spread it out on his lap. It was a complete suit of armor. "Okay, this is kinda cool," he admitted. "Where'd Al get this?"

"Apparently Peter Jackson owed him a favor," Prussia replied. "It came with this!" She dramatically flourished another sword, thicker and heavier than her rapier. On the blade was etched some characters that looked vaguely like…

"Elvish?" Suddenly all the pieces clicked into place. "Is that… Andúril? Did Al get me Aragorn's outfit?!" Canada demanded.

"Ksesese! Yep!" Prussia flipped the sword in some cool configuration so the hilt was facing him. "C'mon, Strider, get dressed!"

"Jules…"

"No, just play along!" Prussia shoved the hilt into Canada's hand and pulled him to his feet. "Denny's coming over in his Thor outfit und America is coming as Luke Skywalker."

"Why-"

"Just play along."


Haha, this was lots of fun! You can probably tell what some of my favorite movies are from this though. :P