The third letter from Adaline/New Prussia,

Adaline Written by APH Bermuda,

Disclaimer: I don't own hetalia etc.

Dear England,

*smirk* "My boss has requested that I find out more about others" Well England your not as innocent than i thought. But then again you were once Captain Kirkland. I actually 'talk' to the Awesome North Mexico. And 'behaviour?' Wow you can be quite the pervert when you want to be dear England.

"He puts bacon, chicken burger, cheese burger, mustard, ketchup, salt, cheese, sausage, egg, hot dogs and the buns between them."

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MEIN GOTT!Das ist nur ein Herzinfarkt auf uns zukommen!*flails arms around*

On a happier note, I actually have gotten an idea for Valentinstag finally.(Even though its a bit...Naughty~) But I'll tell you in my next letter my plan when i have everything sorted. I'm quite the expert when it comes to not so innocent gifts so if you need any help just send a list of things you would like to have and i'll have the perfect gift for you to give Alfred.

'Special Relationship?' kesesesese. Well dear England lets just say the Awesome me can have the worst timing when it comes to visiting Alfred. *noes bleed/smirks* Naughty, Naughty England.

*winks* Yes France is quite the pedo I know from personal experiences in which case i broke his right hand and all his fingers on his right hand with my lovely hokey stick~3.

It would be an Awesome honor to meet Flying Mint Bunny, Tinkerbell and Captain Hook.

Your Awesomness,

New Prussia,Canada

P.S. OH! I forgot to tell you my Awesome name. It's Adaline means noble in German. You may call me Ada if you wish.

P.P.S The proper English lessons are much appreciated. Also hopefully i will be able to send a picture of what i look like next time.

~Translations~

MY GOD! That is just a heart attack waiting to happen!- MEIN GOTT!Das ist nur ein Herzinfarkt auf uns zukommen!

Valentine's Day- Valentinstag

Dear Adaline,

And I wish I could go back to the days as Captain Kirkland... those were the days... -dreamy face-

Ah, North Mexico... You should keep 'talk'ing with him! He says that your bosses also get along, don't you help each other with discussing climate change, culture, energy, education, governance, human rights and public service modernization?

I AM NOT A PERVERT. -in total denial-

I know what you mean! The beast just eats everything he can find! Every food possible! I'm trying to save him from having a heart attack with my food, so his eating habits will soon be long gone...

I-I-I think I'm fine w-w-with doing that myself... t-t-thank yo-u-u... n-now I know-w how y-y-you're l-like that f-frog...

Th-that was... He did that to me! I didn't start that! Ah, what a good idea... Hockey sticks! I could use croquet mallets too...

You should come over to my house to meet them! They dislike going abroad, this Tuesday then?

Yours Sincerely,

The United Kingdom of Britain and Northern Ireland

P.S I would like to use Adaline

P.P.S We can also do your lessons on Tuesday as well!

I am back again! Will try and do all letters given, now!

As always, Remember to dance with this like Japan danced with Switzerland! -mentally scarred-