Maybe not the best name for Shego, but I really do like this one. Anyhoo, as usual, enjoy!

Shego woke up feeling…happy? No that wasn't the right word. She was cocky as hell. Kimmie liked her, there was no denying that. The only denial came from Kim. I'll get you Princess. Just you wait.

Rising up to start the day, Shego silently thanked whoever was up there that she never woke up with a hangover. After years of reckless drinking, Shego discovered her high tolerance for alcohol ever since the meteor. That also meant that she remembered everything from the night before. If she was more on the modest side, Shego would've had the decency to feel embarrassed over her actions. But this was Shego. She couldn't be happier. She even hummed as she went into her bathroom to take a shower.

After that, she gathered up some clothes and made her way out to the gazebo where Sebastian was sure to be waiting with breakfast. And knowing the old fart, as Shego lovingly called him, he would want answers for her behavior last night.

As she suspected, a table had been set in the middle of the gazebo, food already placed on plates, and one butler sitting, waiting. The sign that he was sitting meant that he had wanted to talk, proving Shego's earlier guess right.

At first, Shego merely said good morning and started to eat. She ignored the butler's sigh.

"Shaylynn, what happened last night?"

Shego growled. "Old man, I don't want to hear that name."

"Stop ignoring the question, Shaylynn."

"Why can't you let me eat?" The butler only continued to stare at her. His gaze was, demanding. Almost like a father's. The thought made her lips twitch, almost frowning. Anyone else wouldn't have noticed, but Sebastian did. He reached over and held her hand.

"What happened?" He asked softly.

Shego looked away but continued to hold Sebastian's hand. "The date was fine. We went to a club. Dancing and drinking, the usual stuff you know? So then we go on to her apartment. I had planned on dropping her off and coming home, but she insisted. So I stayed. With the alcohol, I'm feeling good so when she gets on me, I'm okay with it." She took a little breath. "She's going down on me when it happens."

"Oh dear" The butler said as he guessed what Shego could've done, probably said. "You didn't."

Shego nodded. "Oh I sooooo did." She looked towards the mansion as she smirked. "I screamed Kimmie's name."

"Oh dear."

"Oh dear indeed. Helen did not like that one bit. And for the record, neither did I. So after some yelling and insults, I left and went to a bar. I got completely shit faced and came home."

"Nothing else?"

"Nothing."

"Shaylynn, you need to tell Ms. Possible. Everything."

Shego sighed and took her hands away, standing up. "I can't. I'll keep her from Drakken's crazy 'Let's kill Kimmie' plan. She'll be safe. That's all that matters to me in all honesty. I can't let her be killed, Sebastian. It isn't right."

"Not telling her about your feelings for her is not right also. I want to see you happy, Shaylynn. That girl is your happiness. She is the only one who can keep up with you. Please, think about what I said."

Shego looked at the man who had been there for her, her whole life, the man who knew everything about her. "I can't." When his face fell, so did hers. "If she ever finds out the original plan, she'd never forgive me. I can't take that. I'd rather her not know ever. Once I can foil Drakken's plan, she goes. She'll go and we'll never see her again. Got it?"

"Yes, Miss Gordon." The butler cleared the table and left.

This made Shego feel… "God, I feel like shit. I'm such a bitch."

"What makes you say that?" The voice, coming out of nowhere it seemed, make Shego turn almost in surprise.

"Jade?"

A soft knock woke a slumbering Kim. She stretched as she rubbed sleep from her eyes. Her first thought was maybe the knock came from Sebastian, hopefully with breakfast. What if it was Shego? Should she pretend to still be sleeping?

"Miss, Shego has already eaten and I've decided to bring some breakfast up for you."

Kim let out a breath of relief, one she wasn't aware she had been holding. "Please, come in Sebastian."

The butler let himself in and began setting breakfast up on a table in the room. Kim rose from the bed and went over to join Sebastian. "How is Shego this morning?" Kim started out a tad awkwardly. Sebastian raised a brow, careful not to let Kim see.

"Yes, Miss Shego seemed to be in quite a good mood this morning." The butler smirked. "Any reason in particular for asking?"

"No, not at all. Sebastian, you cook so well. Everything is amazing."

The older man chuckled. "Why thank you Miss Possible. I do try my very best."

Kim grabbed the small plate that Sebastian had prepared for her. She walked over to the ginormous window in her room, one that faced the back of the house. The gazebo was easily visible. She stood there, nibbling on her food, as she thought. Maybe she could talk to Sebastian about what had happened with Shego last night. Kim felt her face begin to burn as she thought of Shego and her fiery touch.

"Miss Possible, are you alright?"

Her shoulders slumped as she looked down. Shego had seriously messed with her mind. She heard that when you drank, you revealed who you really were, who you really wanted. Was that true? This is sooooo the drama!

"Sebastian, could I ask you something?"

"Of course Miss Possible." His smile was so inviting, it gave Kim enough strength to tell him, but not turn around.

"Alcohol. Do you believe that if you have enough of it, you'd act as a completely different person? Do things you would never do sober? Be someone else then go back to normal once the effects wear off?"

The butler cleared his throat. He had a bad feeling that his ward was somehow the reason for this question. Oh Dear. But then again, Perhaps I could use this to my advantage? "Miss Possible, this may not be what you want to hear but, I do believe that alcohol takes away our inhibitions. By drinking, we are able to do what we have always wanted to do without fear. Whatever happens is real."

Kim closed her eyes for a brief second. "That's what I was afraid of. Thank you Sebastian."

Just as she was about to turn away from the window and dismiss Sebastian so she could dress for the day when she caught sight of Shego walking out of the gazebo. For a second, Kim watched her. It almost looked like the woman was…laughing? Then she saw someone tackle her to the ground. Then kiss her?!

"Sebastian!" Kim cried out in shock.

Immediately the butler was at her side. He didn't ask what was wrong; he could see it for himself. He wasn't that old. "Oh dear."

Kim turned on him. "Who the hell is that?"

"That would be Miss Jade." Sebastian said quietly. He could not believe what he was seeing.

Jade's mouth on hers was like reading one of your favorite books for the millionth time. You knew what happened in the story, you remembered every major part. The little details you found on every re-read was what made it still a good read. For a tiny, little piece of time, Shego did not think of Kim. She completely forgot about her little 'incident' with the red head.

Jade had tackled her so that she fell on her back. The wind escaped from her lips just as Jade's fell upon them. Her breath had turned into a delicious moan as she explored well-known territory. Her hands ran themselves up and down Jade's back, feeling muscle ripple as the girl on top of her shivered in pleasure.

"Oh yeah baby." Jade moaned. Her hands had buried themselves into Shego's hair, slightly pulling, just as Shego liked.

Jade then began nibbling on her neck, time Shego took to continue their conversation. "How exactly is this going to help me?" She asked, her breathing barely uneven.

"Shhh. In a few moments," Jade bit her softly, earning her a moan from Shego. "You'll see, baby, you'll see. This will all work out."

"How-" She began to ask how she figured that, but Jade had ground herself against Shego. "Jade, stop. I don't like being in the dirt."

Jade tickled her ribs. "Shut up. You and I both know that the grass here is way to lush for us to actually touch the dirt." She leaned up and straddled Shego. She cocked her head to the left and smiled down at her friend. Her hands trailed down from Shego's hair, past her shoulders, and on her chest. She gave Shego a playful squeeze, making the green hued woman bite her lip to avoid making a sound. Jade pouted. Then she got a wicked idea.

Her hands let her chest and went back to her neck, where she played with the top button of Shego's shirt. The thief's breathing came faster in anticipation, yet she still tried to stop Jade, who only grabbed her hands and pinned them above her head with one of her hands. Shego could've broken out of the weaker woman's grasp. Jade was a fighter like her, but she just wasn't a criminal. And honestly, Shego didn't want to fight her.

Sensing the woman's acceptance, Jade continued to undo the buttons. Until she heard running steps. One of the step patterns were familiar, they were Sebastian's. That meant that the faster, lighter ones belonged to the great Kim Possible. Jade smirked down at the woman beneath her, whose shirt was only halfway unbuttoned. "Well, you hear that? Princess comes to the rescue. Just as I had planned."

"What?"

Jade laughed at her friend's dazed look. "Princess. Kim? She'll be here soon. And I suspect she will be angry with you."

"Me? Why me?"

"Because you're still under her!"

Shego felt her eyes widen in shock as she looked at Kim. Her Princess in…heart covered pjs? How romantic. "Uhmm. I can explain?"

"You damn right will!"

Jade continued to sit on Shego, who tried to get up, as she laughed. "I can explain a whole lot better than she can. She seems to be a tad bit flustered." She looked back down at Shego. "Shaylynn? Be a dear and button your shirt back up."

Shego felt her face burn in embarrassment as she pushed Jade off of her, she willingly went this time. She was so embarrassed that she didn't realize that Jade had said her real name in front of Kim. Kim hadn't noticed because she was so furious, jealous, because of Jade. By the time her shirt was buttoned back up, Sebastian had caught up with Kim. One look around at the three women, he could already guess Jade's game. "Should I get some tea started?"

The tension in the gazebo was tangible. The air so thick with it that Kim found it hard to breathe. Why was she so angry about Jade? She had no say over whatever, or whoever, Shego did. She cut her gaze to her left and peeked at Jade. She had deep chestnut colored hair and piercing blue eyes. Arrogance seemed to seep from her pores. Immediately, Kim hated her. From the moment she saw her tackle Shego, Kim hated this woman.

The women sat in silence as Sebastian was away getting their tea. Jade, sitting so casually next to Shego smiled at Kim, then continued to stroke Shego's hair. Shego refused to look at anyone. Instead, she chose to focus on the nature around the gazebo. Kim fumed. How did this happen? Why did it happen? What about last night?

"Shay" Jade called out in a sing songy way. "Stop tapping your foot. You're acting as if we're in trouble. We're not 16 anymore you know."

Shego narrowed her eyes at Jade. She tapped her foot louder. The Shego-ness of it made Kim chuckle…then wish she hadn't.

Both women looked towards Kim. One looked at her with ease, the other…not so much. Jade turned towards Shego completely and threw her legs into the green woman's lap. She flipped her hair with her hand and looked towards Kim. "I don't think we had time to properly meet. I'm Jade."

Ever the goody two shoes, Kim gave her a small smile. "We didn't. I'm Kim Possible."

Jade scoffed. "Just Kim would've been enough. I didn't need your whole name. Are you going to tell me your life story now too?"

Kim felt her anger rise again. But Shego intervened before Kim could. "Jade. Knock it off and leave her alone. Once Sebastian gets back, you and I are going to have a long talk."

Jade only smiled flirtatiously at Shego as she crawled completely into her lap. "Can it be a dirty talk?"

White knuckled and seeing red, Kim prepared to jump at Jade. Thankfully though, or maybe not, Sebastian arrived with tea.

He served each of the girls, quirking a brow at Jade and Shego, before taking a seat of his own. He looked at Shego with a tired glance. "What exactly is going on here?"

"After you left this morning, Jade surprised me."

Seconds of silence passed.

"What else? There is more to the story. If there wasn't, Miss Possible wouldn't have me so concerned for her hands and Miss Jade would be sitting on any of the available space in this lovely, grand sized, gazebo."

His words caused Kim to relax her hands, Shego to look at Kim's hands, and Jade to smile. "I have the best seat in the house by the way. And nothing happened. I came to see my Green Goddess. I missed her."

"Nothing happened?!" Kim shouted out in disbelief. She wasn't even aware she had stood up and stormed over to hit Jade until she felt Shego's hand grip her wrist. Shego had dumped Jade on the floor of the gazebo and was now glaring at her, ignoring Kim. "Stop provoking her. It's doing nothing for anyone. So just stop. Maybe this visit wasn't the best idea." She sighed. "Go home. We'll talk later." She sent Sebastian an apologetic look as she dragged Kim out and away from Jade.