Ally huffed as she skipped to the next episode of the show she had been binging all day, growing tired of the repetitiveness and the feeling of being absolutely useless.

Her morning sickness had gotten so bad that Austin along with Jimmy and Ronnie, had convinced her not to go into the studio.

She protested, arguing that she'd rather be there then laze around at home all day, but Austin would have no such thing.

So, Austin woke up early that morning and went to the studio without Ally; leaving her to sleep late into the morning without him beside her.

However, Ally suspected that the three men she spent time with on a daily basis had been looking for an excuse for her not to come in. Her hormones had been all out of whack recently, causing her to act cranky and angry.

But she couldn't help what her hormones were making her feel! She was growing another person inside of her! So what if she was grumpy?

She will admit that she had become kind of unreasonably irritable lately, and poor Austin had to put up with her. But he never complained. He treated her as perfectly as he always did. And that bugged her. Why? She doesn't know, ask the hormones.

All she did know was that particular afternoon she felt mad. Mad at everything for no real reason.

Mad at her body for feeling this way. Mad at the fetus inside her body for using her as an incubator. Mad at Austin for making her stay home and for being the reason there was a child growing inside of her causing her to feel like this. Mad at the Miami weather for being gross and rainy. Mad that they were out of tortilla chips. And mad at this damn show for being so repetitive!

She heard the garage door open and knew that Austin was home, which suddenly made her even grumpier.

"Hey Als!" Austin said happily as he entered the house through the garage door into the kitchen. "How was your day?"

Ally crossed her arms angrily.

"Boring." Ally replied, pouting.

"Aww I'm sorry baby." Austin said, walking up to stand behind the couch, rubbing her shoulders.

"Don't touch me!" Ally yelled, causing Austin to raise his hands in defense.

"I'm sorry, I was just trying to be nice." Austin explained.

"Well, if you wanna be nice just leave me alone." Ally said. "No, wait, I'm lonely, come cuddle with me. But don't talk to me!"

Austin smiled sympathetically at his hormonal wife, not saying a word as he sat down beside her and wrapped his arms around her, pulling her close.

She wrapped her arms around his torso and snuggled her face into his chest, inhaling his scent.

And that's when something went wrong.

He smelled like his normal self, but her heightened sense of smell thanks to her pregnancy picked up a trace of perfume. And not her own perfume.

"Are you cheating on me?!" Ally yelled, jerking away from Austin's embrace as if he was on fire.

"What?!" Austin asked, extremely confused. "Of course not! Why would you even think that?!"

"Then why do you smell like perfume?" Ally asked, growing very angry, and slightly hysterical. "Who is she? Huh? Is it Ronnie's secretary that is always checking you out? Or that girl at the coffee shop that is always flirting with you? How long has this been going on? Weeks? Months?! Is it because I'm getting fat?! Is it because I'm not good enough?! Did you think you could just run along and find a new girl to screw after you knocked me up?! Ugh, you're such an asshole!"

"Ally, sweetie, calm down." Austin said softly, taking both of her hands in his. "I'm not cheating on you. I would never cheat on you. I love you. The perfume you're smelling is probably Carrie's. I went out to lunch with her and Dez today."

Ally stood silently. Feeling very stupid for making such wrong assumptions about her basically perfect husband.

"I'm sorry." Ally said quietly, tears filling her eyes. "I don't know what's wrong with me. I've been in such a bad mood all day for no reason and I was all alone and then you got home so I lashed out at you for no reason."

"Aww sweetie, it's okay." Austin said, pulling her in for a hug, stroking her hair.

"I love you." Ally said thickly, blabbering through her tears, staining his shirt. "You've been so amazing through all of this, even when I've been a bitch and I'm so sorry you have to put up with me."

"Hey..." he said, holding her chin in his hand and bringing her eyes up to meet his. "I like putting up with you."

Ally let out a choked giggle before he placed a soft kiss on her lips.

The feeling of Austin's lips on hers sent Ally's hormones into overdrive, but not in the same way they had been before.

This time they were purely sexually aroused hormones.

Ally wrapped her arms around his neck and deepened the kiss, pushing her tongue into his mouth.

"You know how you've been constantly asking me if I need anything recently?" Ally asked as she kissed down his neck.

"Mhmm..." Austin responded, his eyes drifting shut as her mouth worked its way down his neck and over his jaw.

"Well, I do need something right now?" Ally said.

"And what is that?" Austin asked.

"I need you to take me right here on the couch." Ally said.

"I can definitely do that." Austin said before he slammed their lips back together.

Ally spun them around and pushed Austin down on the couch, straddling his waist and kissing down his neck.

Austin moaned softly, threading his fingers through her hair.

Ally's hands went to his shirt, undoing the buttons and pushing it off of his shoulders, her hands automatically placing themselves on his abs.

Austin flipped them over so he was on top, pulling Ally's shirt over her head and tossing it on the floor.

Ally's hands went to undo Austin's belt, Austin coming to a realization as he felt her hand brush against his erection through his jeans.

"Ummm... Ally?" Austin said awkwardly.

"Hmm?" Ally replied, her lips devouring the skin on his neck.

"I don't think we should do this..." Austin said slowly.

"What?!" Ally said loudly. "Why?!"

"Because I don't wanna hurt the baby." Austin said pointedly. "I mean... Won't I poke it?"

Ally pulled away from him to look at him as if he had two heads, not happy that he had interrupted their foreplay with a stupid question (but it's not like this was the first time this had ever happened).

"No, you will not 'poke the baby'." Ally told him dryly, using air quotes.

"But what if I do and it comes out with like a messed up nose or something?" Austin said. "I don't want our baby to look like Sloth from The Goonies!"

Ally let out a mix between an irritated sigh and a grown as she rolled off the couch, heading upstairs.

"If you need me, I'll be locked in our room spending all afternoon with my vibrator." Ally told him as she walked away from him.

"Ally, no!" Austin said.

Ally turned around to see if he would drop this dumb idea and have sex with her; but let's just say his response didn't... "excite" her.

"Have you SEEN Sloth?!" Austin said.

Ally rolled her eyes and went upstairs, looking foreward to spending some quality time with her vibrator.

And unlike Austin, her vibrator wouldn't be scared of possibly making their baby look like a character from an 80s movie.

Author's note: oh Austin... You're cluelessness amazing me. Hahaha shout out to Cynthia (iloveausra on Twitter) for suggesting the whole "Austin being scared to hurt the baby" thing.

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