Tails woke up the next morning and yawned, sitting up in the bed. Everyone else was asleep. He went straight over to the coffee maker as usual, preparing enough for everyone except Cream since she was too young. Once there was enough for him he poured it into his cup and then walked calmly over to the balcony, looking down. 'I hoped that the movie would be at very least decent. We can't let something this bad be released, not again.'

Eventually Cream woke up and saw that Tails was troubled. She walked over to him, carrying her plush toy and being followed by Cheese. "Mr. Tails... is everything okay?"

He turned to her, seeing that she was worrying about him. "Yeah, everything is fine."

"No, there's something bothering you... I can tell. What's wrong?"

The fox looked away. "It's Michael Bay... that director. He's making some iffy decisions."

The rabbit frowned, hugging the plush close to her. "Oh, I'm sorry," she said. "I kind thought that the movie was going to be nice..."

Tails looked down at the busy streets below him. "I don't know what, but we have to do something to keep him from doing any further damage."

"How would we do that, Mr. Tails? He's in charge."

"I donno... we all need to form up and come up with a plan! I sure know that one anthropomorphic fox isn't enough to stop a man like Michael Bay."

"Do you want me to wake them up right now?"

"Yes, we should get started as early as possible," He said as he looked down to his coffee cup. "I'll pour them their coffee."


Michael Bay sat in his office with his legs on his desk, leaning his chair on it's back two legs. The man was holding the beefy check that SEGA had given him to make the movie in his left hand, smiling at it. "This is wonderful! I will rule the world in no time!" He set it down carefully in his front drawer, closing it softly.

There was a knock on the door that caused the director to take his feet down from the desk and onto the floor. He then began to sift through papers to look like he was busy. "Come right on in!" The door opened, revealing the yellow fox.

"Ahh... Miles Prowler, what is it that you need?" He cracked a fake smile.

"Don't call me... never mind. Some of my peers spoke with me about the movie, and it just... we think that there need to be some changes made."

Michael Bay frowned. "Listen fox-boy... I know what the people want! There is nothing you can do to that will change it either! I'm in charge! I alone hold the fate of your whole damned franchise!"

The fox tilted his head to the side. "Well human... um... man... you sound awful fishy there. I'm thinking that Sonic may be right about you!"

The look on Bay's face changed to that of fear. He ran over to the fox and grabbed him by the throat, shaking him. "What the hell do you bastards know about me?! What the hell do you know?!"

"Nothing... yet..."

Michael Bay catapulted the him a crossed the room, the fox's head hitting a bookshelf. "Good, let's keep it that way!"

Tails tried to get up. "We will stop you!"

The man smiled. "You and what army? I have an army of guards that will respond to my call at any second! Ones who will obey my every command!"

"Oh yeah... well we have a Knuckles."

Knuckles ran into the office once he heard his name. "I'll kill you!" He ran straight over to the director and leapt onto him, knocking him through the window. They watched as he fell to the ground.

"KNUCKLES, YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO KILL HIM, YOU IDIOT! HOW THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO THE POLICE?!"

Knuckles smiled and gave Tails a thumbs up. "I felt it was justified!"

Tails moaned and hit his head on the wall. "Knuckles you dumbass! That's not gonna help our case! Now we're going to be arrested... IN AMERICA!"

The echidna turned away. "No one understands my talents!"

"What are we going to do?! WHAT?!"

"I know! We can jump down after him!"

"WHAT THE HELL KNUCKLES?! HOW IS THAT GOING TO HELP IN ANY WAY?!"

"Then they will think that we were innocent!" Knuckles smiled.

Tails just looked at the echidna, confused.

"It makes complete sense, Tails! Why don't you believe me?!"

"Whatever." The fox grabbed his cell phone and called Sonic.

"Hello, this is Sonic, Sonic The Hedgehog!"

"Hey, Knuckles ended up killing him."

"HOLY SHIT TAILS!"

"Yeah, I told you it was a bad idea to bring him with me. Either the police or his apparently existent army will try to take us down."

"I told you that he was an evil master-mind!"

"Whatever, we need to escape before something happens."

"Okay, how?"

"I don't know! We have to come up with something, or we'll go to jail!"

"Ummm, I DONNO JUST RUN!" Sonic ended the call.

"Dammit Sonic!' He put the phone back up and turned to Knuckles. "Let's go, before they arrest us!"


The Blue Hedgehog was standing on the balcony with his cell phone in his hand. He put it away, where ever he happens to keep it, and headed back inside. "Okay everyone, I have something very important to tell you!"

Cream Smiled. "What is it, Mr. Sonic?"

"Well... this may be hard to take in, but we're criminals now. Knuckles didn't listen to what we said... and he murdered Michel Bay. So yeah, we need to escape from America before they take us down."

Amy turned her head to Sonic. "WHAT THE HELL?!"

"I know, I know... We need to pack our bags and go."

"Why is there even a god damn America on Mobius in the first place?"

"I donno... that's a good question... It must be a continuity error..."

Amy folded her arms. "I knew it!"