No, your eyes have not deceived you! I really have updated this story! And let me just say that I am so so so sorry for the long wait!

So, since it's been so long, I'll just remind you all of a few things that happened, so you don't have to go back and re-read everything! If you still remember everything, then I guess just go ahead and read the story, but BEWARE!! There are kind of, sort of, major SPOILERS for the game in this chapter! Just FYI! Anyway, as I'm sure you all remember, Link's adventure is actually just a reality TV show created by the annoying, giant, talking owl. Saria is sort of the co-host person (I think that's what they call them...). Link just recovered the last Spiritual Stone, and is now on his way to Hyrule Castle to visit the princess, who is actually an evil scientist under cover and one of the owl's actresses, but she forgot about that because she has short-term memory loss and so she thinks that she is actually the real princess of Hyrule. Ganondorf is also one of the actors, but unlike Zelda, he actually remembers his job. Oh, and Link has that fear of germs still.

Anyway, um...I probably forgot to mention a few other things, but I think I got all the important stuff down... Please enjoy the chapter, and again, really sorry for the long wait!

Chapter 7

Link gets Brain Damage

Link was confused. As he approached Hyrule Castle Town, the sun started to set very quickly and dark rain clouds drifted in. Then Link would start to head to Kakariko Village to wait for morning, when the sun went back up and the rain clouds quickly dispersed. Even the drawbridge guy seemed confused. The large bridge could be seen going up and down as quickly as it could, trying to keep up with the bridge man's commands as he glared at Link, as if the sun's strange behavior was his fault. "This is strange…" Link said, glaring up at the sun. Glaring at the bright star, however, had been a bad idea. Link quickly realized this when he had trouble seeing after he looked back at the ground. "Darn!" Link shouted, and he began to run around in a blind panic. After a few minutes the strange, bright dots that were in his vision started to fade. "Hooray!" Link shouted, but he continued running around and panicking for some reason. After awhile Link realized that he was running around in Kakariko Village; not only that, but he was in the graveyard. "Hmm, what's this place for?" Link asked, as he had never been inside a graveyard before since the Kokiri were immortal (not only immortal, but they were also stuck as annoying ten year olds).

"Oh hey look! There's that Triforce symbol again!" Link said cheerfully. He pulled out the Fairy Ocarina and started to play the usual lullaby. As soon as he had finished playing the song, way faraway at Hyrule Castle (well, maybe not that faraway, since Kakariko Village was pretty close to the castle), Zelda fell asleep right in the middle of stealing an ice cream cone from the ice cream cone man (yes, he only sells ice cream cones, not ice cream. His brother sells the ice cream, and together they make a pretty nice profit, since each item is sold at fifty rupees, and not only that, but it's fifty rupees per scoop). While the ice cream cone man was filing a complaint against the princess, Link was running away from an exploding grave stone. After he had used Navi as a shield to protect himself from the flying rubble, Link cautiously approached the deep hole that was in the ground. "I wonder what's down there?" Link said uncertainly. "Probably a lot of bugs…" He was about to turn around to leave when suddenly Navi pushed him down the hole in order to get back at him for using her as a shield when he had a perfectly good one in his pocket. "Noooooo!" Link shouted as he fell into the darkness. "Navi is just so mean!" Link mumbled as he stood up and gazed towards the surface, where Navi was peeking down at him from the very edge of the hole. "Navi, get down here!" Link shouted. He sighed when Navi quickly shook her head. "Fine! I'll just find a way back up by myself!" Link said crossly, and he started to explore the tomb, only to be attacked by a bunch of bats. "Bats! Now I'm going to get bitten, and then die a miserable death! Noooooo!" Link shouted, running around in a mad panic.

The bats, who were afraid of loud noises, quickly flew outside. This freaked out Navi, and she quickly flew back to the village to wait for Link there. Meanwhile, Link was celebrating his success on 'defeating' the evil bats. After awhile he finally noticed the door that had just opened up. "Yes! Maybe this will lead me back outside!" Link said happily before skipping through the open doorway. Unfortunately, the next room was even worse than the one with the bats. In this one, the floor had rivers of green goo running through it; and where the floor wasn't covered in the green stuff, there were creepy zombie guys that were trying to get together to play a friendly game of cards, but since they moved so slow it was taking them forever to meet. "Zombie guys! Nooooooo!" Link shouted, and he started to run around in a mad panic. A few of the zombie guys tried to catch the boy and explain that they weren't trying to kill him, but they shouted in his ear so loudly that it caused Link to lose some health. Finally Link managed to escape the evil zombie guys, and he was soon in the safety of another room. In this room there was a boring, stone tablet thing that had yet another short and repetitive song written on it, as well as a poem, which Link skipped because he didn't care much for poems ever since he had met the bunny-rabbit guy.

"I'm going to learn a new song!" Link said happily, and loudly in case Navi was around. "Yep, a brand new song!" he shouted.

"Hey!" Navi shouted, and she came flying in as fast as she could and grabbed the ocarina from Link's hands. "Listen!" Navi shouted, and she played the new song in a very out of tune kind of way.

"Ow! My ears! Make it stop!" Link shouted as Navi continued playing the song. Suddenly a weird sound came from the next room. Navi quickly stopped playing and looked at Link with wide eyes. Link was staring back at Navi, equally frightened by the strange sound. The two cautiously made their way back to the room where the zombie guys were. "Hey, look! They turned a funny white color!" Link said cheerfully as he walked up to one of them, completely forgetting his last experience with them. "They're frozen! What should we do now?" Link asked. He looked over at Navi, who was starting to smile mischievously.

A few minutes later, the zombies started to wake up. They all gasped in surprise when they saw each other. Each of them had large hats on their heads; and each hat had large flowers glued to them. "Oh, we're weird looking!" the zombies shouted miserably. They all turned to face Link and Navi, who were in the middle of doing their victory dance. They both screamed when they saw the zombies starting to walk towards them. "Run run run!" Link shouted, and he and the little fairy quickly ran into the room where the bats had been. "How are we going to get out of here!?" Link shouted as the zombie guys started to politely knock on the closed door.

"Hey!" Navi shouted, and she quickly flew outside, leaving a very annoyed Link behind.

"Don't just leave me here, stupid fairy! Get back here!" Link shouted as he ran right under the opening. Suddenly something began to pull Link up towards the surface. "Hey…I can fly!!" Link said happily. "I'm the amazing, flying Link! Yes!" Link shouted as he landed gently on the ground above the tomb. "Oh," he said miserably when he saw that Navi had been pulling him up. "Well fine! But I'm still amazing!" Link said as he marched out of the graveyard, not even noticing that it was now nighttime.

"Alright, no more dillydallying! We have to get moving and see the princess before it starts to rain!" Link said, rushing out of the quiet village.

"Hey, guess what time it is!" the watch guard shouted as Link went by.

"Don't you ever get tired of your job? It seems boring," Link said.

"No way! I love my job! You're just jealous because your job stinks!"

"I don't even have a job!" Link shouted.

"See! I told you you were jealous! Gwahahahahaha!" While the guard was still cackling happily, Link quickly ran out of the village. He was soon outside Hyrule Castle Town and trying to get the drawbridge guy to lower the bridge. The drawbridge guy, however, was quite happy just ignoring the boy and reading his magazine on how to make the best home garden ever, which his wife had been bugging him about ever since he had trampled the old garden. All he had been doing was practicing his cool guard moves, but his wife wouldn't listen to any of his excuses. Suddenly the drawbridge guy received orders from the princess to lower the bridge. Grudgingly, the drawbridge guy slowly started to lower the bridge, so slowly that the princess would have been better off doing it herself instead of hitting the drawbridge guy with a stick as she continually ordered him to speed it up. Finally the princess just gave up and she mounted her horse where Impa was waiting. Impa quickly marched the horse up the still moving drawbridge before jumping down onto Hyrule Field. Suddenly Zelda spotted Link, who was staring at them with a confused expression. "Hey, I got the stones!" Link shouted as the large white horse pranced around. Zelda just glared at the boy; she knew that he had been the one playing her lullaby every time she had fallen asleep. "I hate you! Go away, I never want to see you again!" Zelda shouted, and she started to throw several items at Link in an attempt to get him to leave.

"But I got the stones!" Link protested as he dodged the flaming deku sticks she was tossing at him.

"The stones!? How did you know about them!? You're trying to take my job as the person who sees visions, aren't you!? I hate you! Take this!" Zelda shouted, and she threw the last item she had in her pocket. She missed miserably, however, and the item landed in the moat. "Hey, guess what!" Zelda shouted suddenly.

"What?" Link asked cautiously.

"I can do special effects!" the princess shouted. As the white horse disappeared over a hill, there was a large explosion. By the time the dust had cleared, Zelda and her assistant were nowhere to be seen.

"That seemed strangely familiar…" Link grumbled as he brushed some burnt remains of the deku sticks off of his tunic. "This is just like my dream! Just wait, Navi, soon another horse is going to come!" Link said cheerfully. Navi didn't believe the boy at all, until a large, black horse came across the still moving drawbridge.

"Hey!" Navi shouted at Link, amazed.

"I told you!" Link said smugly, not even paying attention to Ganondorf, who was waving slightly as he tried to get their attention.

"Stop waving, you look stupid!" shouted the owl from the Temple of Time.

"Oops!" Ganondorf said cheerfully, and he quickly put his hand down.

"Hey, Ganondorf. What's up?" Link said casually, finally turning to look at the man.

"How did you know my name!?" Ganondorf shouted.

"We met before, remember?" Link asked in a bored voice.

"Oh. I forgot…Um, you made me forget what I was supposed to say!"

"Well excuse me! It's not my fault you have such a horrible memory!"

"That green kid is just so mean!" Ganondorf shouted before bursting into tears.

Link sighed as Ganondorf continued crying, even when Navi tried hitting the man with the slingshot. "Well why don't you backtrack and see if you can remember your speech that way!" Link said as he pulled the slingshot away from Navi. The fairy pouted at Link and went flying off to grumble about how mean Link was, again.

"Hey…that's not a bad idea!" Ganondorf said happily. He quickly turned his horse around and then jumped back onto the bridge, which was still being lowered. A few seconds later and Ganondorf was back, smiling happily. "I remembered!"

"Hooray!" both he and Link shouted.

Ganondorf cleared his throat before beginning his speech, "Darn, I lost them! You there, boy in green! Did you see where they went?" Ganondorf shouted.

"See who?" Link asked.

"Zelda and the annoying assistant!" Ganondorf explained in a whiny voice.

"Oh them! Yeah, they went that way…before they blew up…"

"They blew up?! Noooooo!" Ganondorf shouted. "Oh well, I guess that makes my job easier!" Suddenly Link spotted a bee coming towards him. He quickly drew his sword to get ready for when the evil bee arrived, but Ganondorf thought that Link was getting ready to fight him.

"What, you want to fight me!?" Ganondorf asked in a small voice. "Well, I have super magic powers!"

"What are you talking about? I'm just trying to get the bee!" Link shouted, waving his sword around.

"BEE!!" Ganondorf shouted, and he launched a large ball of magical energy at the tiny insect. Unfortunately, he ended up hitting Link, as the bee had already passed them and entered the city on her quest to find the perfect flower.

"Ow! What was that for!?" Link shouted.

"Oops! Sorry!" Ganondorf said quickly, still looking around for the bee. "Stupid bee, you can never defeat me! Never!"

"You do know the bee is gone now, right?" Link asked cautiously.

"Oh…yeah!" Ganondorf said happily. "I got it! I got the bee! Muhahahahaha!"

"Yeah…"

"Oh! I better go look for Zelda!" Ganondorf said cheerfully, and he went racing off on his horse.

"But I already told you, she went a little crazy with some sort of special effect thing… Hmm, I wonder why she was doing special effects?" Link shrugged after awhile and then turned around to look in the moat to see what Zelda had tried to hit him with. "That looks like a brand new ocarina!" Link said happily. "I wonder if I should jump into the water…there's probably all sorts of things growing in there…"

"Hey!" Navi shouted from behind him, which startled Link and caused him to fall into the moat anyway.

"Noooooo!" Link shouted as he accidentally swallowed some of the water. "Now I'm going to die a miserable death!" Link shouted.

"Watch out!" Navi shouted, and she threw a large rock right at Link's head.

"Nooooo!" Link shouted, even though he made no move to get out of the way of the falling rock. After the rock had knocked him unconscious, Link somehow grabbed the ocarina and then climbed up onto shore before showing it off to Navi, who was throwing more rocks at him. Meanwhile, Link was having a scary dream that had the princess of destiny in it.

"Hiya, Link!" Zelda shouted happily.

"Hi, Zelda," Link said, not as happily as the girl.

"So, I was trying to figure out how to create a freakishly mutated person. I want half froggie, half kitty-cat, and half human!"

"How can you have three halves of a person?" Link asked in a confused voice.

"Um…I dunno! So anyway, I also wanted him to have super powers, so I can rule the world! Gwahahaha!"

"But you already rule the world…" Link said, still confused.

"Oh yeah! Well, I guess I don't need the freakishly mutated human! …Now look at what you made me do! I've forgotten what I was going to say!"

"Yay!" Link shouted.

Zelda glared at Link, which made him quickly stop his cheering. "Anyway, I had something else I needed to say anyway… I know it was you who kept playing that stupid lullaby by the way! But that's not what I wanted to say! I wanted to say that I am the princess of destiny! And that I will be working with my evil science skills to save my precious Hyrule, so that I will continue ruling it!"

"Ok…"

"Oh! And I also want to teach you a song with your new ocarina! It has a name by the way, I named it all by myself!"

"You named an instrument? What for?"

"To be cool, fool! Now, the name of the ocarina is Toot!"

"…Toot?"

"The Ocarina Of Time! Toot!"

"I think I'll just call it the ocarina."

"Fine, be that way! Anyway, here's a brand new song that you'll be playing almost as much as my lullaby! So here it is!" Zelda said cheerfully, and she pulled out her own Ocarina of Time. She examined it carefully for awhile before deciding that she liked the sound of her own voice much better than the ocarina's. So the princess cleared her throat before humming the Song of Time, "Dum dummmmmm dum, dum dummmmm dum, dum dum dum dum dum dum dum, dum dum dum dummmmmm! The end!"

Link sighed before trying to play along, although since the girl's voice hadn't been very easy to listen to, Link had a little trouble copying it. After awhile he finally got it, or at least he thought he did. Zelda was too bored to say whether he had gotten it right or not. "Good enough!" She said cheerfully. "But you forgot the 'the end' part at the end…"

"You don't have to say the end when you're done playing a song!" Link shouted impatiently.

Zelda just rolled her eyes at him and shook his head, "You don't know much about anything do you? Silly forest boy! Anyway, you need to find the Temple of Time and stick the three Spiritual Stones on the Pedestal of Time, and then open the Door of Time to get to the other Pedestal of Time! Got all that?"

"Uh…"

"Good!"

"Why are there two Pedestals of Time?"

"Don't ask stupid questions! Did I say you could ask stupid questions?! No! So no asking stupid questions! I hate stupid questions! They're so stupid! …And questiony! Hence the name, stupid questions! Now, get going before I start asking stupid questions!" Zelda shouted, and she shoved Link out of his dream and into reality.

Link awoke to Navi repeatedly flying into him as she tried to get him to wake up. "Hey! Hello! Hey! Hello!" she shouted over and over again.

"Navi! I got a brand new ocarina!" was the first thing Link shouted as soon as he woke up.

"Hey!" Navi shouted happily.

"Hey!" Link shouted excitedly in agreement. The two began to dance around until they noticed the little tag on the instrument. "Used…" Link read off of it.

"Watch out!" Navi shouted, and she threw a small bottle of soap at Link.

"Hooray!" Link said, and he began to happily clean his ocarina while walking towards the Temple of Time.

"It's the main character and his sidekick! They're coming!" Saria shouted as the owl, Zelda and Ganondorf ran around the Temple of Time in a mad panic, screaming and throwing random papers around for no reason.

"We need to move again!" the owl shouted as he started to grab the computers.

"Where this time!?" Ganondorf shouted back.

"Oh oh oh, we can go to the forest!" Saria said happily. "It's a beautiful place! Filled with birds and trees and-"

"You do know that you're just acting the whole forest lover thing…right?" the owl asked as Zelda and Ganondorf just stared at the green haired girl.

Saria quickly snapped out of her daze and went back to normal, "I know!" she shouted. "But we could still go to the forest! …Even if it is filled with creepy little animals." Saria shuddered at the very thought of the squirrels as they stared at her with those wide, menacing eyes.

The owl cleared his throat, "Ok! Forest it is! But we should-"

"He's coming inside!" Ganondorf screamed as the doors to the Temple slowly started to open. Saria, Zelda and the owl quickly joined in with Ganondorf's screaming for a few seconds before quickly grabbing everything and running it all into the next room. "Seal the doors! It'll give us a little bit of time anyway!" the owl said as the large Door of Time sealed shut just as Link entered the Temple. "That was close!" the owl said as everyone else gave sighs of relief.

"Now what? We're kind of stuck here," Zelda said.

Everyone started to scream and panic, again.

"Hey!" Navi shouted.

"I'm working on it! Don't tell me the answer!" Link said, frowning in his concentration as he examined the stones and the holes where he was supposed to put them. Only one stone could fit in each hole, and it was sort of obvious where each one was supposed to go since they were differently shaped and the holes were the same shapes as the stones, but for some reason Link was having trouble with it. Navi's wings drooped lower and lower as she watched Link slowly lift the Forest Stone and try to shove it into the slot where the Fire Stone was supposed to go. "Hey!"

"Don't tell me the answer, Navi! I think I'm getting it!" Link said as he started to hammer on the Forest Stone with his fist.

Navi sighed as Link continued to insist that the Forest Stone belonged in the Fire Stone's slot.

After a few hours Link finally got it figured out, and the Door of Time slowly started to open up. "I did it!" Link said happily as he marched into the next room. Navi rolled her eyes before following the young boy. "Do you hear something?" Link asked after Navi had joined him. The fairy listened hard and could just make out the desperate whispers of the TV crew as they all hid behind the Master Sword, which was sitting on a high up pedestal. Link had to climb a bunch of stairs before he could finally reach the sword, and for some reason he didn't even notice the large owl, the tall man, his friend from the forest who had apparently known him since birth, and the princess of destiny all crouching there, trying to stay hidden. "A new sword!" Link said cheerfully as he started to grab it.

"Hey!" Navi shouted, and she quickly pushed the boy so he fell all the way down the stairs, hitting his head several times as he went.

"Muhahahaha, I have a super strong head now!" Link shouted as he stood up, not at all injured from the long fall.

"What's that, Link? Is that the Master Sword!?" Navi shouted.

"I guess so…" Link said as he started the long climb back up again. He was used to the fairy's strange behavior by now, and he wasn't at all upset about being pushed down the stairs. "I want it!" Link said happily as he grabbed it for the second time.

He started to pull it out when he noticed Ganondorf (all the other TV crew people had left when Link had been distracted by the whole falling down on the stairs thing). "What are you doing here!? Did you find Zelda?" Link asked, pulling out the Master Sword and examining it.

"Uh…Take this!" Ganondorf shouted, and he quickly poked Link in the arm with his deku stick.

"Ow! What's that for?!" Link shouted.

"Uh…for not warning me about the bee…?"

"Whatever."

"Gwahahahaha! Now that you have pulled out the sword, I can make a wish! Yes!" Ganondorf shouted happily, running towards a large golden triangle thing that had just appeared. "And I know just what I'm going to wish for!"

"Nooooooo! I want to make a wish too!" Link shouted, tripping Ganondorf with his new sword.

"Nooooo!" Ganondorf shouted as he fell towards the ground. He just managed to grab the Triforce, however, and the man began to cackle maniacally while Link pouted. "Ok! I wish that I had a-"

"Let me guess, you want to make the world a horrible place," Link said, rolling his eyes.

"Well no, silly! I just want to make the world a horrible place!" Ganondorf's eyes widened when he realized what he had said. "Noooooo! I wanted a puppy! Look at what you made me do!"

"Why don't you just buy a puppy?"

"Because, I don't have enough rupees. I should've saved that one rupee instead of spending it on that candy!" Ganondorf pouted.

"You know there's a bunch of stray dogs outside…Why don't you adopt one?" Link suggested cheerfully.

Ganondorf mulled this over for awhile, "Hey! That's not a bad idea! Thanks guy!" Ganondorf shouted, and he went running outside, hitting Link with his deku stick as he went.

"Ow!" Link shouted, right before tripping on the stairs and falling again. "Muhahahaha, Link have strong head, because Link fall lots!" Link shouted, right before collapsing into unconsciousness.

"Hey!" Navi shouted, staring out of the window. Link refused to wake up, however, as the stupid goddesses granted Ganondorf's wish and began to make the world a horrible place.

By the time Link woke up, the Door of Time had gotten tired of waiting for Link to leave and it had already sealed shut again, despite Navi's attempts to hold it open. "Hey!" Navi shouted angrily at Link as he sat up, wearing a toothy grin on his face.

"Link awake!" Link shouted. "Link will get door open! Link will use Link's head!" Link said, and he started to ram into the large, heavy door, head first. Navi's wings drooped again as she watched him knock himself out for the second time that day.

That's what life was like for Link and Navi as the years passed. The boy didn't even notice all of the years going by, as he spent most of his time unconscious, and the few times he was awake he would spend ramming into the door. Eventually Link woke up to a new location, which confused the poor boy, especially now that he had hardly any brain cells left to speak of. "Where Link!?" Link demanded as Navi floated around next to him.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Link!" shouted an old man in orange-reddish-yellowish robes.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Link!" Link copied, as he started to relearn how to do a conversation.

The old man scowled at being copied, and then decided to start over. "Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Link! I'm Rauru! The mysterious sage of-"

"Rar?" Link asked as he tried to figure out how to pronounce the man's strange name.

"No, Rauru!"

"Ruru?"

"Rauru!!"

"Rum!" Link said happily.

"Fine, rum! Now, I am the mysterious sage of light!" The sage quickly turned on a flashlight and shined it in Link's eyes.

"Ahhhhhhhh!" Link shouted, running around the water-flooded room in his panic.

"You were sealed away for a few years, because you couldn't figure out how to turn the door knob. I have now warped you here to-"

"Rum?"

"What?" Rauru asked, rolling his eyes.

"Link hungry! Link no eat for years!"

"Oh…uh, here!" Rauru tossed Link a small cookie crumb, which Link quickly ate.

"Link still hungry!" Link shouted.

"Well too bad! I'm talking now!" the sage snapped. "Now! Since you've wasted sooooo much of my time already, I'll just give you the short version. …You probably wouldn't understand the long version anyway! When you pulled out the Master Sword, you woke up the stupid goddesses. They sent you the Triforce so you could make a wish, but Ganondorf made a wish first! Link, don't be alarmed…look at yourself!"

Not sure what this had to do with Ganondorf and the Triforce, Link examined his foot. He looked back at Rauru and shrugged. The old man gave a disgusted sigh, "You won't notice any change in your foot! Here!" Rauru tossed Link a ruler so he could measure himself, so that he would finally realize that he was now an adult. Link, however, had lost most of his brain during his battle against the Door of Time, and so he had no idea what to do with this strange ruler.

Eventually he started to chew on it, which made the old man next to him give another sigh. "Give me that! That's my good ruler!" the sage shouted, snatching the ruler back from Link, who began to jump around and scream like a monkey that had just lost its banana.

"Link…you're all grown up!" Navi shouted suddenly. Link stopped his monkey imitating and stared at Navi.

"Little bug can talk! Talking bug!" Link said after a few minutes of silence. While Link chased poor Navi around the room, the sage of light explained to Link that it was up to him to stop Ganondorf (although stopping the man from doing what, even the sage wasn't sure, seeing as how Ganondorf had already made the wish anyway). "You need to find the seven sages…or is it six? Anyway, find the sages, wake them up, and then they will add their power to yours!" the sage of light said happily as Link tried to hit Navi with a deku stick. The fairy was at a safe height, however, and so she began to taunt Link, "Hey! Hello! Hey!" Navi shouted as Link jumped around, still trying to catch the little fairy.

"More power? Link like power!" Link shouted, instantly stopping his jumping when his brain finally processed what the old man had been saying.

"Yes, I noticed," the old man grumbled. "Anyway, go find the sages and then report back here!"

"Never!" Link shouted, but he started to look around for the exit anyway. Rauru sighed tiredly before warping the boy and Navi back to the Temple of Time. "Door! Link will get door open now!" Link shouted, and he started to race towards the doors, not even noticing that they were opened. Suddenly Link remembered that he had gotten a new sword. He stopped, still on the stairs, and pulled it out, examining its shininess. After examining the sword for a few seconds he got bored and decided to continue on. Unfortunately, he had forgotten which way was out, and so he ended up turning around and heading back up the stairs. He stopped short when he saw another person there, leaning casually against the pedestal. "Link, Link! I finally figured out how to transform into other people by using my evil science skills!" the man shouted.

"Huh?" Link asked.

The man sighed, "Never mind! No one ever understands what I'm saying! I must just be too smart for them! Anyway, I am now under cover, and my under cover name is now…Sheik! Of the Sheikah! Isn't that just ever so clever!?"

"Yeah."

"…Is that all you have to say!? Just 'yeah'!? After seven long years, that's all you have to say? Really!?"

"Yeah."

"Well fine, be that way!" Sheik of the Sheikah shouted. "Well, I have more to say, so hah!"

"Ok."

"Muhahahaha! Ok, here's what I have to say!"

"Ok."

"Ok, now stop talking, you interrupt my thoughts, fool!"

"Ok."

"Ok, that's enough talking now!"

"Ok."

"Stop it!!"

"Ok."

"Oh Link you make me so mad!"

"Ok."

"That's it! Prepare to meet your doom!" Sheik of the Sheikah shouted, and he started to race towards Link with a large deku stick, cackling maniacally.

"Watch out!" Navi shouted.

"Talking bug!" Link shouted, and he started to chase after the bug. Any random passerby who might have looked in the window of the Temple just then would've seen Navi high up in the air, taunting Link, who was jumping around in the air trying to grab the fairy, and Sheik of the Sheikah, who was following Link's exact movements, jumps and all, as he chased after the boy. Eventually they got tired, and so they moved to the other room where the Spiritual Stones were and ate the rock candy, which had grown back. "So anyway, like I was saying," Sheik began, his mouth still full of candy. "There are six sages you have to find. One of them is in the forest, the other one is in the mountains…or volcano…another one is in the ocean somewhere, another is in a really scary place, and the last one is in the desert!"

"Link like dessert!"

"Yeah…"

"Hey!" Navi shouted, as she tried to protest that Sheik had only talked about five of the sages.

"Oh, and the other one is under cover! That's a hint! Can you figure it out?" Sheik asked happily. Navi bobbed up and down as she understood what Sheik was saying, but Link just stared at the other man with a blank expression. "Oh never mind! You'll find out later! Anyway, we have to save Hyrule, so go wake up the sages!" Sheik said tiredly.

"Link don't wanna!"

"Well too bad! Get moving!" Sheik shouted as he kicked Link out into the mostly destroyed city where a bunch of zombies were trying to gather to play chess. "You should visit Kakariko Village first!" Sheik said before running off.

"Ok," Link said dumbly, and he began to explore the place that he hadn't set foot in for seven long years.

He eventually died, because the zombie guys got mad at him for interrupting their game. So Link gave up on exploring the city, and he quickly set off for Kakariko Village.

Well that's it for this chapter! Updates might be a bit slower than when I first started this story, but I'll probably have one up a week. Thanks for reading, I hope you enjoyed it!