Me: So Alibi2014 reviewed last chapter and he/she was wondering if the Titans would be on the scene to interfere with my job. Well, I got tot thinking and I think it wouldn't be a good fic without them trying to stop me. Read on to find out what happens.

Disclaimer: Blue green 9X60 (Don't own 'em) (Snagged from Alibi2014)

The next morning, and the morning after, and the morning after that, I had reluctantly taken the pills and my training was so brutal that I could never make it to my room. The training room was so dark that receiving no sunlight for a several days was making me lightheaded. It was so hard to concentrate that I couldn't see or hear Slade's fist coming at my head. His fist connected with my jaw and I flew back a couple of feet. I fell on my ass and sweat was running down my forehead and my face. I wiped my forehead with the back of my hand and I could sense Slade's cold stare staring down on me.

"Have you've been taking your pills Apprentice?" Slade asked.

"Yes, sir," I said. "The blue ones at night and the red ones before training."

"The why are you still on the ground?"

I wiped my jaw with my knuckle and I stood up. I spat onto the floor and blood was mixed in with my spit. I got into a relaxed fighting stance and I waited for Slade to make the first move. Slade threw smoke bombs at my feet, but I was smarter than that.

I did a handspring and I jumped over the bombs before they hit the ground. I landed and I planted a kick at Slade's stomach, but he caught it and he sent me sprawling to the floor. I heard him above me and I sent my elbow out to meet him. His feet landed on my elbow and he pushed off. I rolled over and I placed my hands behind my head. I jumped up and Slade's fist connected with my stomach. I fell on my knees like the night a week back and I clutched my stomach with my arms. That one punch made my stomach churn and I felt like I was going to vomit.

Come on Rocky. Hold it in.

"Get on your feet Apprentice," Slade commanded. I stood up slowly and I was panting from the pain in my stomach. I shook my head and I felt a headache coming on. "I hope you're up for your first assignment Apprentice."

"No, not really," I said between pants. I remembered that I forgot to say something and I quickly added, "…sir."

"And why is that?"

"Because I'm…" I quickly turned around and I vomited all over the floor. "Cough! … Going to do that."

"You'll be cleaning that up later," Slade said. "But for now… take a cold shower and be ready for your assignment in a couple of hours."

"Cough! Yes, sir."

Slade left and Wintergreen walked inside and he saw the mess.

"Are you alright young sir?" he asked.

"I will be after I get a shower," I said. "And some… ibuprofen."

"I'll just clean this up then."

I walked past Wintergreen and once I reached the door, I looked back at him.

What's a nice guy like you working for an evil Mastermind?

I returned to my room and I went into my bathroom. . I turned a little bit of hot and a lot of cold water on and I took off the Apprentice suit and I got in. I rinsed out my mouth with water and I spat it out at the drain. I stood underneath the water and I let the refreshing water hit my once sweaty face. I stayed that way for 45 minutes and I washed my hair and soaped up my body. I rinsed myself off and I turned off the showerhead. I stepped out, put my towel around my waist, and I walked out of the bathroom. I walked over to my dresser that was put in yesterday and I pulled on my boxers and black shorts. I opened my laptop and I turned it on. I logged in and I opened my ASSIGNMENTS folder. I read through my instructions and I memorized my map. I had to steal a high-tech weapon that Wayne Tech. created for the war in Iraq.

"At least he's making me steal it for a good reason," I said out loud.

"How is stealing anything a good reason?"

I turned around and Robin was in the doorway.

"Wayne Tech. invented this thing for the war," I said indicating the screen with my hand. "Don't you think it would be better to take it and not let them use it?"

"Slade can enhance it for something bigger than Iraq," Robin said. "He can use it to kill all innocent people."

"Well I have no choice in the matter and neither do you," I said. "In order to keep the Titans alive, we have to do whatever Slade tells us."

Robin started walking away and I noticed that he didn't have his crutches and he limped away.

Whatever Slade tells us to do. Anything and everything. (1)

I closed the file and I turned off the computer. I looked at the clock and it was 7:00. I looked at my schedule and I had to be back in the training room by 8:00. I had to take my red pills before going to the training room and I so did not want to take them. The door slid opened and Wintergreen walked in and he had a bottle and a cup of water in his hands.

"The ibuprofen you asked for," he said placing the items on the desk.

"Thanks."

Wintergreen left and I took the ibuprofen. I checked the clock and I went back to the dresser. Slade, or Wintergreen, made another Apprentice suit and it was black and midnight blue instead of black and orange. Black and blue were my two favorite colors and I would always wear those two colors together. I put the suit on in ten minutes and I had half an hour to kill. I walked out of my room and I decided to take a walk around the base. My headache was gone and I felt up to shape.

At least I won't fail my damn assignment now and get punished for it later.

I was about to turn the corner when Robin flew past me and he hit the wall. I stepped back and Robin had blood running down his forehead.

"Robin?" Something yellow whizzed past Robin's head and it broke, the remains hitting the floor. I walked up to it and I bent down, picking the broken pieces off the metal floor. There was a large black "T" in the middle of the device and it was round in shape. "Robin… why do you have your Teen Titan communicator on you?"

"Because he was trying to contact his friends."

I stood up after I dropped the busted communicator and Slade was making his way over to Robin. He picked Robin up by the throat with one hand and Robin gasping for air.

"Slade… please… he was just-"

"Wayne building will take 20 minutes to get to, so I suggest you get a move on," Slade said. "And I know you wouldn't want to see me hurt Robin, now would you?"

"N-No, sir," I said stepping back. "I was just-"

I didn't finish my sentence as I ran in the opposite direction and I heard Robin scream in pain. I kicked the door to the outside opened and I kept on running. I reached my target and I shot my Grappling Hook at the roof. I shot up quickly and I landed on the roof. I took out my destructo laser and I blasted a hole through the roof. I jumped down and I landed in a crouch. I looked around and all the lights were out.

This should be easy.

I looked to my left and I saw a door. I walked over to it and I kicked it open. I ran down the hallway noiselessly and I turned to my left and I ran down another hallway. After about 10 minutes, I reached my destination and I placed a bomb on the door. It beeped and blew up the door and I walked in. I did a few backhand springs and I reached the protected weapon. There was a punch pad with numbers and I took out a black light and I saw fingerprints on the 3, 9, 6, and 1.

Way too easy.

I punched in 1, 3, 6, 9 and the panel beeped. The protection case slid opened and a metal tray with a small round object in it came out and I grabbed the small sphere. I stepped back and the room was cased in red light. I looked down and I saw an infernal red beam crossing my foot.

"You have got to be kidding me!" I shouted running to the window.

I broke the glass with my elbow and I jumped onto the sill. I concentrated chakra into my feet and I turned around to face the building and I jumped at the wall. I ran up the wall and I reached the roof. I ran across it, but a black wall was blocking my exit.

"You're not getting away that easily."

I turned my head slightly towards the speaker and I saw the Titans behind me.

"Hand over the weapon you stole," Beast Boy said.

I slowly reached into my utility belt and I threw several smoke bombs at the Titans' feet. Raven's force field vanished and I started running again. I made chakra go to my feet and I took a giant leap off the building. I landed on the next roof and I heard flapping behind me. I looked behind me and I saw the Titans running after me. The roof started to end and the thing that lay ahead was the ocean. I skidded to a halt and I almost fell off the roof.

"Don't move!" Cyborg shouted.

"Look," I said, "I'm busy. Why don't you go back to your Tower."

"Not without that weapon."

"Oh, you mean this," I said turning around, holding the sphere out in front of me. "I don't think so."

I pocketed the sphere and I got into a fighting stance.

"Dude, aren't you that kid that was reported missing?" Beast Boy asked.

"Maybe."

'Don't be cocky boy,' Slade said through my earpiece. 'Finish them off and return.'

I smirked and I ran at the Titans. I kicked Beast Boy in the stomach and he fell back into Starfire. Cyborg shot his Sonic Cannon at me, but I front flipped over it and I kicked Cyborg square in the chest with the bottom of my feet. I fell backwards towards the ground and I placed my hands behind me and I did a backwards handstand. I landed on my feet and I threw smoke bombs at my feet. I turned around, ran, and I jumped off the roof. I returned to the base and I went to the control room. I took the sphere out of my utility belt and Slade was sitting in his ugly stone chair. I stopped with my arms at my sides and Slade stood from his chair and he walked up to me.

"Have you've achieved your objective?" he asked.

I extended my hand and I showed Slade the small device. He took it and he dismissed me.

"What you do to Robin?" I asked.

"He's a little rough around the edges, but he'll survive," Slade replied.

I stared at Slade's retreating back even after he was out of sight and I turned around and I headed back to my room. I found a back route to my room and I passed Robin's on the way. I stopped, turned back around, and I knocked on his door.

"Robin? You in there?"

The door slid opened and Wintergreen was standing in the doorway.

"Young Robin is sleeping," he said. "I'll allow you to see him, but do not wake him."

Wintergreen walked past me and I walked in. Robin was on his side, his face facing me, and I walked up to his sleeping form. He had cuts, bruises, and burn marks on his arms and face. I looked at him sadly and I felt tears forming in the corner of my eyes.

"Robin."

We'll get out of here, I'll make sure of it. And then Slade will pay.

I turned around and I returned to my room. I didn't take my pills and I went straight to bed.

Me: Slade beats the shit out of Robin and I vow to make him pay.

Side notes:

(1) My friend chino The ferret (Sheilee) was reading my slash fics two weeks ago and she suggested that this be slash too. I told her no, but I will have a second version of this later. So in the future (not now) I will have My Life Just Turned Insane 2.0 which will contain slash, or adult subject matter. If you're not a fan of slash, do not read version 2.0.

End side notes

Me: Now that that's said, leave a review and I'll inform readers in later chapters about the things in the second version, like facts about the pairings and what you'll expect. Catch ya'll later.

Rocky-White Wolf of Curses