This took months I am so sorry, I have just been way to busy but I am on break now so everything should come faster now. Thank you for all your wonderful reviews and follows/favorites. I have a love/hate relationship with this chapter but this is the final outcome so bear with me.

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"Ah it's nothing Luffy. Do you need something?


"Well I came to get you since Kid's almost done and you were in the hall talking to yourself."

"Oh. Okay well then lets head to the dining room."

"Hey, what were you talking about?"

Luffy turned his head; like a dog would when hearing something new.

"It was nothing."

"Then what did you mean by-"

"Nothing Luffy, it was nothing."

Luffy stared at him for a moment then smiled.

"Okay."

He then proceeded to grab Law's arm and pull him along to the dining room.


Everyone was now seated in the dining room and had started eating. Law and Kid were next to each other with Luffy in front of them devouring the food . Law and Kid were not light weights when it came to eating but even they couldn't compete with Luffy's black-hole of a stomach.

"That was delicious Kid!"

"Yes it was quite good Eustass-ya"

"haha I know"

Law sighed and shook his head he was about to protest to Kid's behavior but Luffy spoke interrupting his thoughts.

"Are you two going to be like a couple?"

Kid choked on his drink and Law frowned

"Excuse me?"

"I asked if you two we-"

Law put up his hand signaling Luffy to stop.

"I know what you said. What I want to know is why you would think that?"

"Well you are husband and wife in the game right?"

"…Yes?"

"Well people that are together are called a couple right? So that means you and Kiddy love each other."

"Luffy people can be together and still hate each other."

Luffy put on a thoughtful expression

"You mean like Zoro and Sanji?"

"Well Luffy I can't say, me and Eustass don't really know their relationship."

"They kiss a lot when they think no one's looking."

There was silence, Law and Kid didn't know what to say so they just waited to see if Luffy would say anymore. They didn't have to wait long.

"Well even if you don't act like a couple, or that you like each other, you are still my parents so I get hugs and kisses right?"
"Oh, Jesus Christ"

Kid slammed his hands on the table and stood up.

"That is not happening."

Law sighed and looked at Kid with a bored expression.

" Eustass calm down, I'm getting rather tired of your little fits."

Kid sneered and turned to Law

"Well sorry my 'pride' won't let me hug and kiss another captain like he's my child."

Law smiled and made eye contact with Kid

"Oh? I didn't think you had any pride left after: 1. Agreeing to this game, 2. Cooking dinner like a good little housewife."

Kid had snapped and picked up his chair to throw at Law, who dodged by jumping out if his chair, who was currently still smirking at Kid.

"Luffy!"

Luffy snapped out of his depression, from being rejected by Kid, and gave his full attention to the angry red-head.

"What?"

"Leave the kitchen!"

Luffy was surprised that Kid had told him to leave and thought that his 'father' was angry at him because of his question earlier.

"Why?"

Kid didn't hear the tremble in Luffy's voice but Law did and took his gaze off Kid to stare at Luffy worried.

"Just leave, go to your room or something."

Luffys lip trembled and Law made to move but stopped himself when he realized what he was doing.

"bu-but why?"

Kids anger went down a little when he heard Luffy. He looked at the smaller captain and sighed.

"Because there is about to be some domestic violence."

Law turned back to Kid, his eyebrow raised, amused with how Kid had said 'he was going to kill him'.

"What? No, you can't!"

Luffy had gotten up and was now standing between them.

"There will be no fighting!"

He was pouting with his arms crossed. This made Kid angrier, with the fact that Luffy didn't listen to him, and so he yelled.

"Luffy move out of the fucking way!"

"Eustass don't yell at him!"

Law was pissed but instantly realized what he said and just stood there shocked.

Kids anger had left immediately and now he was just grinning.

"Sorry, Mom!"

Law glared at Kid who looked happy as could be.

"Shut up."

Luffy didn't understand what just happened but was happy that they were not fighting anymore.

"okay now that that's over, let's go to bed."

Luffy was smiling with his hands on his hips waiting for the other two.

"Luffy we woke up about 4 hours ago."

"So, I'm sleepy!"

"You can go sleep by yourself."

Luffy stuck his tongue out at Kid and turned to Law.

"Mommy, Daddy is being mean."

Law thought his heart had stopped but a slap on the back brought him back.

"You okay there, Mommy?"

Kid was grinning, knowing how much this was bothering the doctor.

"Lu-luffy, Kid is right, you did wake up only a little while ago."

Luffy pouted and looked at Law pleadingly.

"but I want everyone to go to sleep so that I don't miss anything and you guys don't fight."

Kid was waiting for Law to give out some of his medical knowledge about sleep so they wouldn't have to go with Luffys idea but he was proved wrong.

"Alright."

Kids eyes widened

"What do you mean 'alright'?"

"Eustass."

Law turned and glared at Kid. Luffy interrupted their glare-off by jumping onto Kids back.

"We don't have to sleep, sleep we can just take a nap."

Kid sighed and finally agreed

"Yay!"

Luffy was still on Kids back, who was walking towards the door not caring that the smaller captain was on his back.

"Which room is mine?"

Law flinched and Kid noticed

"Law…we do have separate rooms, right?"

Law put his hand to his chin as if thinking

"Well about that…none of the rooms are free, so no, we do not have separate rooms."

Law was waiting for Kids outburst but was pleasantly surprised when all he got was a sigh and Kid grumbling under his breath something like, 'Stupid, creepy doctor'. Kid was walking, or rather stomping, to Laws room.

'Maybe Eustass-ya should have been the child'

When they got to the room, Luffy jumped off Kids back and ran to the bed jumping onto it. Law smiled at his child-like antics and shook his head.

"Hey…Law are you okay?"

Law was surprised at Kids sudden question, he felt fine and didn't think he looked sick.

"Yes, I feel fine. Why?"

Kid eyed him for a moment the spoke,

"Okay, if you say so."

Law was confused but pushed it away. Luffy had watched their interaction and decided he needed to step in.

"Hey."

They both looked at him and he patted both sides of the bed next to him. Kid looked like he wanted to protest but didn't. Law just looked indifferent and Kid wondered how he did it. The patting became more demanding, so they finally went towards the bed and sat on either side of Luffy. It was awkward for everyone but Luffy.

"It's like the first time you have sex."

Law started laughing at Kids remark, Kid smiled and soon joined in on the laughing. Luffy was looking between the two wondering what was so funny.

"Sex isn't awkward."

This stopped the laughter as they turned to Luffy.

"Do you even know what we are talking about?"

Luffy looked offended at Kids question.

"Of course I do, it's when you sl-"

Law put his hand over Luffys mouth.

"Let's save that discussion for later."

Luffy nodded his head. Law withdrew his hand from Luffys mouth and sighed.

"Wow, you really stick to your role don't you?"

Law glared at Kid daring him to say another word. Kid just put his hands up as in apology and chuckled.

"I'm just saying."

Law looked like he was about to attack the other so Luffy tackled him with a hug.

"L-luffy? What are you doing?"

"I said 'no fighting' so you can't fight."

Law sighed and patted Luffys head

"Fine."

He looked over to Kid and saw him holding his stomach trying to hold in his laughter. Smirking Law whispered in Luffys ear, Kid didn't notice since he was trying not to laugh, so he did not expect Luffy to jump onto him and embrace while laughing. Law laid on the bed and Laughed uncontrollably. Luffy got off Kid and lay next to Law, who was still laughing, and put his head into the pillow. Kid found the whole thing weird and wondered how he got himself into this mess. Law had stopped laughing and was now just staring at the ceiling. It seemed that Luffy had fallen sleep, so Kid decided he might as well just lay there. He knew he wasn't going to fall asleep but he laid there anyways. Kid turned towards Law expecting the doctor to still be staring at the ceiling but found that his eyes were closed and he had a blanket over himself.

'When did he do that'

Kid just shrugged and continued to lay there.

"This is so boring."

"Just close your eyes and sleep will come."

Kid jumped not expecting to hear the doctors voice.

"I thought you were asleep?"

Kid looked at Law who was now facing him, eying him over Luffy.

"No, I don't really sleep."

"Then why are you here?"

"Well, that doesn't matter now since I can't exactly leave."

"Whys that?"

Law motioned towards Luffy who had his arms wrapped law, cuddling him.

"When did he do that?"

"I don't know but he has a pretty strong hold."

"Well that doesn't mean I can't leave."

Kid got up and started to leave until a hand grabbed his shoulder and brought him back to the bed.

"What the fuck La-"

Kid, thinking it was Law who pulled him back, was surprised when he saw a rubber arm still holding onto his shoulder.

"You have to be kidding me."

Luffy was still asleep and his went back to be around law, Kid huffed but stayed on the bed.

"It seems he doesn't want you to leave."

Law was chuckling but stopped when Luffy dug his head further into Laws chest. Law stilled so he wouldn't disturb the younger and then wrapped his arms around him. Kid also stilled but for a whole different reason, he was unsure of how to act.

"Law?"

"Yes?"

"You're freaking me out."

Law looked up and saw Kids confused expression.

"What do you mean?"

"Are you serious?"

"Yes, I have no idea what you are referring to."

Kid pointed his finger at Luffy and back at law believing that enough evidence.

"You seriously don't know?"

Law tried to figure out what was wrong until it all hit him.

"Oh my god."

Kid shook his head finally happy that the doctor understood.

"It's like you don't even know you're doing it."

"because I don't!"

"Well I would laugh and think it's funny but it weirds me out seeing you all lovey and shit. It just isn't you."

Law sighed knowing exactly what Kid was talking about.

"I know, it freaks me out too but it just happens."

"Well why don't' you try getting away from Luffy."

"I can't do that."

"Why not?"

Law didn't really have a good reason as to why.

"Just because"

Kid raised an eyebrow at this.

"Law, seriously?"

"Well I can't, I mean look at him, he's so ad-"

"Jesus Christ law, do not finish that sentence if you want to live another day. Now stop with this mushy shit."

"Eustass-ya what's wrong with me, I almost called Strawhat adora-"

Kid put his hand over Laws mouth to stop him from speaking.

"I said don't finish it."

Law glared at Kid before shoving his hand away.

"Well it's good to see you still act the same around me."

Law didn't reply, he just put his head onto the pillow, closed his eyes, and pulled Luffy closer. Kid, realizing that was the end of the conversation, just shook his head and lay back down as well. He closed his eyes and fell asleep.