A/N - Just using this space to say something about some of the latest reviews.
Tubbut - It's why I started this fic, there were not enough TBBT/HP crossovers.
smoss - Thank you, I didn't really go for massive changes when I was getting into the idea but thought that if I left the way the show ran on it's own, then it won't be a story, but me writing the episode's out and adding an extra name in.
Mad-Man Productions - Aw shucks, you're too kind.
noshadowone - I'm no economist and have hardly any knowledge on how the worth of something would go up and down, so I added my limited knowledge into Harry's knowledge on the subject. But seeing this review gave me several ideas on how to add some more depth and purpose to having Harry as part of the group. The normal group dynamic for Harry is to just sit in 4A doing his own thing unless it's a movie marathon or big game night. So having Harry have his own business could be a good move to give him more purpose and actually keep him on character, by still having the work that keeps him distracted. I'm not so sure what it'll be yet, but I think that the idea of him owning a small version of the factory would be the sort of way to go, but not on a massive scale. I was thinking stereotypical American Diner, but anyway, thanks for the amazing helpful review.
Also I just realised that Season 1 has 17 episodes, not 6 like I previously thought (stupid right xD), anyway, plans will probably change according to the new amount of episode's I've found.
The Dumpling Paradox
"What this it's really cool," Howard said as he brought his phone out.
"Call Leonard Hofstadter," He said loudly whilst holding up his phone.
"Did you say, 'Call Helen Boxlightener'?" The phone replied.
"No," Howard said patiently, "Call Leonard Hofsatadter." He said as loudly and slowly as he could.
"Did you say, 'Call Temple-Beth Sater'?" The phone replied, getting it wrong again.
"No," Howard said angrily, before being cut off by Leonard.
"Here let me try." He said reaching out to the phone.
"Call Mcflono Mcfloonlyloo." He said laughing as he finished talking gibberish.
Harry and Raj laughed at his mocking of Howard's technology when the phone replied, "Calling Rajesh Koothrappali".
Harry just laughed as they all looked to Raj as he got a phone call.
"Oh," Raj said as he got his phone out, "It's very impressive, and a little racist."
Harry was just laughing at how serious Raj seemed and how embarrassed Wolowitz seemed.
"If were done playing mocked the flawed technology, can we get on with Halo night?" Sheldon asked as he waved a controller in the air.
Everyone took seats and grabbed a controller, except Harry, who grabbed a book to read.
Since playing shooting games can sometimes feel similar to the war, especially Halo, with the different coloured laser weapons, Harry only sits with the boy's when they play Halo. Enjoying the anger and rage they exhibit when they lose.
They were just said to start when someone knocked at the door.
"Oh, what fresh hell is this" Sheldon said as Leonard answered the door and let the person enter.
That person was, of course, Penny.
"Hey guys," Penny said, walking into the apartment.
"See a Penny," Wolowitz started, "Pick her u-, ow." Wolowitz stopped after receiving a kick from a still reading Harry, "What was that for?" He asked innocently.
"Being a creep." Harry dead-panned as he turned the page.
"Thank you Harry," Penny said gratefully as she turned to Leonard to ask if she could hide because a friend, how isn't a friend, invited herself over and was wash her 'sluttiest collection of underwear you have ever seen'.
Howard went into creep mode, but Harry didn't stop him because the women sounded like a bit of a whore as well as a gold-digger and it would do Howard good to be with that type of woman.
So as Penny was continuing her tale about, as Sheldon put it, 'The Whore of Omaha', only he notice Howard creep out over to Penny's apartment and introduce himself.
Of course without Howard they didn't have four people, and Harry had refused to play each time. So with Howard 'talking' to Christie and Penny stuck in 4A, Penny played, and completely destroyed Sheldon using what he called 'beginners luck'.
But Penny had nowhere to sleep because of the Christie problem. Leonard offered her their couch when Harry interrupted with a different offer.
"You can stay in my spare bedroom," he said, stopping the argument between Leonard and Sheldon getting too far.
"Yes, an excellent solution to this problem, we get to keep the status-quo, as some put it," Sheldon said, smiling in that creepy smile way.
"But, but, but..." Leonard stuttered out, before shutting his mouth and looking between Penny and Harry.
"Don't worry Leonard," Harry said, patting Leonard on the shoulder, "We have worked in the morning anyway and it'll be easier than me knocking on your door to wake you up."
"Cool," Penny said, opening the door, "Thanks, Leonard, for the offer. See you tomorrow."
"See ya guys!" Harry shouted over his shoulder as he walked Penny down to his apartment.
"So it's just a guest room Penny, nothing special." Harry said as he led Penny into the guest room.
"Just so you know," Harry said, walking out of the room, Penny following, "I do go for a run at about 7 so I might wake you up with a shower at around 8."
"It'll be fine," Penny said dismissively, "I'm a heavy sleeper."
"Cool, well sleep well Penny, take whatever you want, I don't really eat much of the food from my fridge, but keep it stocked anyway," Harry said before walking to his bedroom door.
"Night," Penny returned, before adding, "And thank you for letting me crash here, I don't think I would've enjoyed a couch."
Harry turned around and smiled kindly, "It's no problem, Penny." Before walking through his bedroom door.
After the morning the next day, Penny confronted Christie about finding somewhere to live that is not her flat and is now living with Howard.
So Penny was back in her flat and both were on their way to work.
Harry finished later than Penny so decided to keep him company at the bar whilst he finished the last half-hour of his shift.
"So, how bad was the damage." Harry asked
"Well," Penny said, understanding that Harry had a long shift and actually missed the confrontation between Penny and Christie, "I have to buy a new loofah and probably get my bear collection either replaced, steam washed or thrown away and my apartment looks pre-Sheldon because of the mess they made with all of Christie's clothes." Penny finished, almost ranting at the injustice of it all.
"Damn, that's bad." Harry said, not quite sure what to say, never having been in a situation like this before, which is a quite weird for him, "Anything I can do to help."
Penny sighed, "Not really, I just have to get through throwing the bears out and getting a new loofah."
Over the next week Sheldon was having a hard time filling the gap that Wolowitz made leaving the group.
As Harry was working most of the time, he never got to have dinner with the guys at all the places they eat at.
So when it came round to Halo night again,and knowing that Penny was going out with her friends, Harry just sat reading his latest book, the Silmarillion, the complied notes of J. R. R. Tolkien, as the guys left to get Howard to play Halo.
Of course, he wasn't surprised when they did come back with him and started to play their old game of Halo.
Harry was surprised when Penny and her friends all came into 4A and announced that they got bored dancing and came to have sex with them.
Of course, Harry's jaw dropped a little when she said this, but when he noticed that the other guys didn't even take notice of the four extremely attractive women in their apartment, he just started to laugh.
Penny just looked to her friends and said "Told ya", winked at Harry and left.
A couple of minutes later, Leonard paused the game to say he thought he heard something, Harry started laughing even harder, before walking out the door still laughing, ignoring the calls behind him.
It's strange how hard they focus on the game to not even notice those girls Harry thought as he unlocked his door, now only chortling.
But I suppose I was like that when talking about Quidditch. Harry added as an after thought as he lay down and went to sleep.
Harry was running through a dark long corridor, people were all around him when suddenly they broke out through the other side, to only find a massive crater where Honeydukes should be.
Then suddenly, cutting hexes and killing curses rained down from all sides. People falling and dying, bleeding.
He saw Ron jump in front of a cutting curse, saving Hermione for all of a second, before her being hit by another two cutting curses, almost cutting her in half.
Suddenly, he felt an arm on his shoulder and turned around to see Dumbeldore casting a shield over the two of them, curses bouncing off.
'You can beat him Harry,' he said as he pinned something to his chest, 'you're the only one who can'
Before tapping it and letting the shield fall.
The last thing he saw before being being ported away, was the triumphant look in red eyes as Dumbledore fell to the ground, dead.
A/N - An explanation will come soon, but these nightmares may feature more in my chapters up until somewhere in the double digits.
I've had a busy day today so maybe only one or two updates.
TTFN -GoldenHeroes.
EDIT - Just some small edits.
