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Brain vs. Beast
The trio stood their ground both sides all had one final thought.
It's time to end this.
"Now you face Alpha wolf."
The beast made the first move.
With the speed of something that size shouldn't posses, it lunged forward and made a mad dash for the humans. With a quick extension of its arms it knocked both Edd and the ax-woman away. It simply drove through them.
Now it was standing on the backside of the clearing. He eyed them waiting for them to move. They didn't.
That speed! That strength!
Realization hit Edd.
This was no ordinary fight. They were up against a WEREWOLF! A true beast from movies and legends! And a higher up one from the reaction of the other two.
What was I thinking? All they had to defend themselves with were a pipe and axe. Looking over he saw the other two came two the same conclusion.
Standing back up he was on wobbly knees. Any since of bravery and courage were gone. All of it disappeared with the energy from the adrenalin rush. He held the pipe in front of him but it was a feeble defense. I can't do this.
He dropped the pipe.
"EDD!" Came a cry. "What are you doing?"
Turning to the side he saw that it was the ax-women.
"I realize I'm going to die." He spoke numbly. To far gone to even wonder how you know my name.
"I know your scared." That's an understatement. "But this isn't you."
"W-What do you mean?" Asked a shaking Sarah.
"The fear you two are feeling is the kind that clouds your judgment." She responds. "This isn't you. You Edd have been moving in blindly. Sarah, what happened to all of your confidence?" She asked with a bit of smugness. "Or have you become a coward?"
"I'M NO COWARD!" It seemed she got the desired reaction.
Sarah was a fighter. Being afraid wasn't her way. Being angry was. While most became reckless from it, she used it.
Edd looked down at himself. His cloths were ruined and dirty. Messy, messy, messy. He slowed his breathing. He could now think clearly. Okay she's right. Double D had been reckless. That wasn't him. He was brains, not brawns.
Straitening his hat he looked at the werewolf. He had been standing there so sure of himself. Such arrogance
"Let's put this mutt down!" The ax-woman spoke.
"How?" He asked amused. "I'm bigger, stronger, powerful."
Double D picked up his pipe and stepped forward. It's time to show him why brains have defeated the simpletons countless times in the pass.
"The laws of mass dictates that the mass of an object dramatically increases the force of impact when said object collides with the ground, and with your size you'll make an extensively large impact upon your inevitable defeat!"
Just like that the tension was cut.
Everyone stood frozen. The humans and the werewolves stared at Double D in confusion. They mustered a single-
"What?" It's good to be 'Brain.'
"I think he means the bigger you are the harder you fall?" The ax-woman (A.W. from now on) asked rather than answered.
Double D nodded.
"Why didn't he just say that?" Asked an irritated wolf man.
"I have lessened my immense vocabulary for the sake of my acquaintances. I will not grant the same toward such savage Neanderthals."
"STOP TALKING!" It bellowed as if in pain.
They saw the opportunity.
Edd and A.W. charged with their respective weapons in hand.
Sarah made a mad dash toward their hope.
Going on either side of the beast they took a position. Moving in they took a swing at their respective sides.
Double D landed the blow with all of his strength. I believe I felt a rib give out. A.W. landed a hit as well. She embedded the axe deep into its side. Its howl of pain gave them hope.
Edd didn't stop. He continued to strike at the beast.
For a whole five seconds.
Tossing his arms out, the beast struck Double D in the chest knocking him a few feet back. He landed in a painful heap. The hit cracked a rib and the land sprained he left ankle. Edd was down.
Taking her eyes off the beast A.W. made her first mistake. Taking the golden opportunity he grabbed her in between his massive arms. It began to give her the hug of death.
The pressure was a slow build. It slowly began to draw low grunts from A.W. They soon became shouts of pain…and fear. Just as quickly as the screams came, the silence came faster.
The beast took it all in, it wanted to enjoy itself.
"HEY, YOU OVERGROWN MUTT!" Came an angry shout. This drew all of the werewolves' attention. "HA-HA YOU LOOKED!"
It was Sarah. She was on the ground as if she had been praying…or searching. She had noticed the danger A.W. was in so she acted.
Angry and humiliated it decided to end its death hug. Opening its muzzle it faced A.W. The intentions were clear.
The beast struck. Its jaws came down with unimaginable force.
Its teeth tore through its victim. Spraying blood and rending the flesh. The warm red nectar of life was quenching his thirst. Bones could be heard snapping as the fangs pressed deeper and deeper in.
The beast was happy.
There was only one problem. The beast had bitten into the wrong target.
Flashback-30 seconds
'Think Eddward, think!'
The beast drew his head back…
'No time to think!'
Acting unlike himself again he moved. Quickly getting to his feet, he ignored the searing pain. He charged in without a plan.
Again.
He did the dumbest thing he'd probably do. (This Chapter)
H0e jumped onto the beast's back. As its powerful jaws came down, he used the only thing he could think of to save A.W.
His arm.
As the mouth closed it tore through his flesh. It crushed his bones. The blood was spilling profusely. It practically flew out.
End Flashback
His pain was unimaginable. If one listened his screams could be heard all the way back toward the cul-de-sac.
Angered at being denied his target the beast acted blindly. Tightening his mouth's grip on Edd's arm he dropped A.W. With a twist of his neck he flipped Double D off and onto the ground.
He tried to stand but the pain in his arm alone was enough to bring him to his knees. He tries to cradle his arm.
Big mistake.
This beast has just crushed both my Ulna and radius bone. That pull and toss even tore my humeroradial joint. The strength in its jaws alone is terrifying. Is this beast just playing with us?
The beast stood over Edd ready to strike.
"DOUBLE D GET DOWN!" Sarah shouted. Edd did and was rewarded with a loud sound.
BANG
Sarah had found and fired the gun. The bull cut through the field in the blink of an eye. It hit the beast dead on.
Right in the heart
The wolves stood there. The humans stood there.
The beast stood there.
"Pathetic."
"Impossible!" Cried Edd.
"No silver." It replied.
The beast then walked toward Sarah. Not needing its speed. Where could she go? She aimed the gun again and pulled the trigger. Only to here the click of an empty chamber removing her hope.
It stood over her. It's large size amplified by her terrified and small size.
It raised its paw claws extended. And came down…
On a moving blur.
It had knocked Sarah out of the way and revealed itself to be A.W. The claws had raked its way through her back. Tearing through the flesh like a knife through butter.
"Always someone in way!" It raised its claw for a second strike.
"If you touch her." Edd whispered. "I WILL MOUNT YOUR HEAD OVER MY BED!" He shouted.
The beast gave Edd a second glance and gave what seemed to be a scoff. He did a double take and froze.
He then whimpered in fear and backed away.
Edd was confused. He was on a sprained ankle. His left arm useless and he was bleeding profusely. It was a miracle he hadn't suffered from blood loss.
What could be so frightening?
Turning around he received an answer.
"Oh dear…
It was big. Bigger than the beast they were facing by a whole foot. Covered in blood. And it was angry.
With a mighty roar it leaped.
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