Disclaimer: Ok, believe it or not, I don't own Twilight or New Moon. Big shocker there. Stephenie Meyer owns it.
A//N: Ok, I'm almost done with this horsey chapters, so calm down. Shoot! I ran out of carrots! Not I can't type! So no one blame me if this stinks. Maybe I can find a candy cane…
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"What's that for? You're not going to do something bad, are you?" she asked, remembering the last time Ginger had needed revenge. They were still banned from the library after Ginger attempted to chop up a book with a chainsaw because she thought the ending was stupid.
"Of course I am. The girl isn't good enough for the S.G.." she replied.
Jasper and Emmett, who were listening, still weren't terribly worried. After, what could a few crazy teens do?
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"So," Jody asked, letting her horse shift a bit away from Ginger," what do you plan to do to her?"
In answer, Ginger started to yell.
"Oh my gosh! There's this huge fly by you Bella!" she gave her horse a good thump and he started trotting . She pulled up along Bella.
Now, Jasper and Emmett quickly looked around and knew there was no fly.
"Now see here, kid," Emmett started, but it was too late.
"Hold still Bella!" Ginger called, ignoring Emmett. She raised the stick and brought it down hard on Venom's rump.
The chestnut mare jerked her head up, and took off at a dead gallop, her trail training forgotten. She raced easily past Granite, and literally hopped over Merry.
"Oops, I missed." Ginger called with a gleeful grin.
Cursing under their breath, Jasper and Emmett gave their horse's a good thump also. And because the kick was being delivered by vampires, it was enough to get the to bolt after the speck that was Venom and Bella.
"Hey! Wait! Come back! Control your animals!" screeched the outraged guide on Merry, who continued to plod 'merrily' along.
"Come on Granite, you big lug! Can't you go any faster?!" grumbled Emmett to his racing horse. Granite's size prevented him from dodging through trees like Venom could.
They could hear Bella's frighten yell and she hung on for dear life.
"Emotion, move your horsey behind faster!" Jasper yelled to his horse.
"If there weren't other humans , we could hop off and run to Bella!" Emmett called exasperated to Jasper.
"Hold on tight Bella!" Jasper roared, hoping she would be able to hear him.
"I know," he agreed with Emmett.
Meanwhile…………………………
Bella clung to the horse's mane. "Woah Venom woah!"
"Jasper, Emmett, help!!!"
Suddenly, she could see a large log looming in front of her.
"Oh shoot! Venom, stop, halt, freeze, crazy mare slow down! You can't make that jump!"
But there was no stopping the mare. She wasn't going to stop for anything
Grimly, she kept holding on.
Meanwhile…………………………….
"She can't get over the log!" Jasper yelled to Emmett.
Emmett glanced behind and saw that the humans were miles behind them.
He leapt of Granite, and took off running to Bella, growing closer by the second.
But even Jasper knew that unless Venom slowed down, vampire-speed wouldn't make it in time.
Suddenly, block headed Granite did the first brilliant thing he'd done all day. He gave a loud nicker to Venom.
The chestnut mare's step faltered, and she slowed down a bit.
Jasper grinned; Emmett could make it in time.
The mare was now a few yards from the log.
And the helpful grey stallion gave a loud call.
Now, Venom slammed on the brakes coming to a halt mere inches from the log. She turned and pranced off to her stallion, long tail flowing.
The only problem, was that Bella was flying through the air. Oh, and screaming.
Her horse had stopped but she hadn't. Luckily, Emmett was close enough to catch her, and she landed in his arms. She was grateful, although now she had bruises…
"Um, thanks Emmett," she stammered, I thought I was a goner."
"No problem," he answered as he gave her a tight hug.
"Jasper came up a second later. "Are you ok Bella?" he asked as he swiftly used his power to take away her shock.
"Yeah, I'm better now, thanks." She replied, giving them a shaky smile.
"Are you sure you're alright?" Emmett questioned again, checking her over for broken bones and the like.
"Aside from the bruises you gave me, and almost suffocating me, I am perfectly fine."
He let out a thin laugh and let her go.
"Now, what are we going to do about Jody and The Brat?" he asked.
A thoughtful look came onto Jasper's face, and an evil grin appeared on Bella's.
"Now," she said, leaning forward to make sure no 'outsiders' could hear," here's my plan."
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Jody and Ginger, plus the annoyed guide on the hopelessly oblivious Merry, came riding along.
"I bet you, now that Bella is out of the picture, the jock will like me now." Ginger said, a smug grin on her face.
And then they rode along some more, until they caught site of the hunks, sitting by their horses, no Bella. Well, actually, it was just Jasper's gelding they were sitting around by, since Venom and Granite had gone along to do 'horsey things'.
When they had reached a crucial part of the trail, Emmett ran human-speed to Ginger.
"Ginger," he said, a dazzling smile on his face," I've got one thing to say to you."
Ginger grinned back. Her plan was working…
Emmett reached up and slid her off her horse, and onto the ground.
"Yes?" she asked.
His expression changed, controlled fury blurred his features. The Brat had almost killed Bella.
" You've got something on your shoe." He replied, his voice surprisingly calm.
She glanced down. "I don't see anything-" she was cut off as Emmett shoved her.
"Ewwwww! –beepbeepbeep-" she screamed. Unfortunately, I am not allowed to repeat the words she used after she found herself standing in a pile of warm, brown, smelly muck. A horse had left a present in the perfect spot.
"You know, you should wash more often. You'd think a slimy rotten creature like yourself would have realized that." He taunted.
In her disgust, she sprung backwards. This was, however a mistake, because a big, green, smelly swamp was directly behind her. She landed with a splat. As she got up, wordlessly screeching, Bella almost fell out of the tree laughing. A grinning Jasper caught her and ran her human-speed over to Emmett to get a better look at the 'water creature'.
Emmett had a satisfied smirk on his face. "If you ever cross my path again, you will regret it."
And the three of them, Bella slung onto Emmett's back, because it was a long way to the car, turned and started to run slowly back.
An open jawed Jody, and a speechless guide stared after them Ginger was busy moaning to herself to notice. At this time, Obliv, the horse who had been forced to carry Ginger, stepped forward to sniff her inquiringly. But it must not have smelled too good, because he snorted all over her. She once again started hollering.
And all three of them, vampire and human, snickered all the way to the car.
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((A//N: Alright, not the best chapter, but hey, it's good enough lol. Now, the 'present' idea was from a reviewer, who I can't remember the name of. Just know that I'm glad you gave me the idea. So, the horse part of the story has ended. For now. Yep. I think you'll like the next part. It should involve some embarrassing things about Edward, that Jasper and Emmett will reveal to Bella. Remember, unless I think of something better, the last chapter is the sleep talking scene. Although I might just have a conclusion chapter after that… Anyway, REVIEW!!! ))